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Let’s be Words that Cunts Say

I’m “perhaps”.

by Anonymousreply 155May 20, 2023 12:21 AM

I’m this mafuckin thread.

by Anonymousreply 1May 14, 2023 10:14 PM

R1 come again…?

by Anonymousreply 2May 14, 2023 10:16 PM

Your pussy stinks.

by Anonymousreply 3May 14, 2023 10:19 PM

This cake is sooooooo riiiiiiich.

by Anonymousreply 4May 14, 2023 10:23 PM

Only a word at a time?

Love.

by Anonymousreply 5May 14, 2023 10:25 PM

Laugh

by Anonymousreply 6May 14, 2023 10:26 PM

Live!

by Anonymousreply 7May 14, 2023 10:26 PM

Queef

by Anonymousreply 8May 14, 2023 10:27 PM

"I'm just trying to stay relevant."

by Anonymousreply 9May 14, 2023 10:29 PM

"I'll just have a taste...I'm doing really good on Weight Watchers."

by Anonymousreply 10May 14, 2023 10:47 PM

Thrice

by Anonymousreply 11May 14, 2023 10:50 PM

Perchance

Dollop

Excoriate

by Anonymousreply 12May 14, 2023 10:52 PM

Not okay.

by Anonymousreply 13May 14, 2023 10:52 PM

Cheryl, would it kill you to introduce me to water?

by Anonymousreply 14May 14, 2023 10:53 PM

Blessed....

by Anonymousreply 15May 14, 2023 10:54 PM

Concerned

by Anonymousreply 16May 14, 2023 10:56 PM

'for'

'to'

'and'

'but'

'I'

by Anonymousreply 17May 14, 2023 10:56 PM

Thusly

by Anonymousreply 18May 14, 2023 10:58 PM

Wellness

by Anonymousreply 19May 14, 2023 11:00 PM

Exquisite.

Classy.

Elegant.

by Anonymousreply 20May 14, 2023 11:01 PM

Shapewear

by Anonymousreply 21May 14, 2023 11:02 PM

Self-care

by Anonymousreply 22May 14, 2023 11:11 PM

Organic

by Anonymousreply 23May 14, 2023 11:12 PM

A moment on the lips, forever on the hips

by Anonymousreply 24May 14, 2023 11:12 PM

Lavish

by Anonymousreply 25May 14, 2023 11:12 PM

Prostitution whore

by Anonymousreply 26May 14, 2023 11:13 PM

Latinx

by Anonymousreply 27May 14, 2023 11:13 PM

Wine-o'clock.

by Anonymousreply 28May 14, 2023 11:20 PM

Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 29May 14, 2023 11:23 PM

Okay. I'll be "Let's be words that cunts say" 😁

by Anonymousreply 30May 14, 2023 11:34 PM

I’m literally.

by Anonymousreply 31May 14, 2023 11:51 PM

You know that, right?

by Anonymousreply 32May 14, 2023 11:53 PM

Plplplplplplplplplplplplplppppp.

by Anonymousreply 33May 14, 2023 11:54 PM

"Problematic" "Microaggression"

by Anonymousreply 34May 15, 2023 12:02 AM

Soy milk

Avocado toast

by Anonymousreply 35May 15, 2023 12:06 AM

[quote]OP: Let’s be Words that Cunts Say

Okay:

"Let’s be Words that Cunts Say"

by Anonymousreply 36May 15, 2023 12:07 AM

I'm "Oh, interesting!"

by Anonymousreply 37May 15, 2023 12:12 AM

I'm "envious."

by Anonymousreply 38May 15, 2023 12:22 AM

Kiddos

by Anonymousreply 39May 15, 2023 1:04 AM

[At the start of each one of their new statements] Sssssssssssssoooooooo...

by Anonymousreply 40May 15, 2023 1:24 AM

Quite.

by Anonymousreply 41May 15, 2023 1:33 AM

Well. I never!

by Anonymousreply 42May 15, 2023 1:34 AM

Make America Great Again!

Go woke, go broke!

I'll never vote Democrat.

by Anonymousreply 43May 15, 2023 1:37 AM

Emojis

by Anonymousreply 44May 15, 2023 2:54 AM

Exclamation marks

by Anonymousreply 45May 15, 2023 2:54 AM

LOL!

by Anonymousreply 46May 15, 2023 2:55 AM

I voted for Donald Trump.

I would vote for Donald Trump again.

by Anonymousreply 47May 15, 2023 3:32 AM

They report the truth on FOX news.

by Anonymousreply 48May 15, 2023 3:55 AM

"Narcissist"

God, I hate that word. When did we go from someone being a jerk to being psychologically diagnosed as being a "narcissist"?

by Anonymousreply 49May 15, 2023 4:00 AM

As though I've ever listened to a broad!

by Anonymousreply 50May 15, 2023 4:00 AM

Whilst.

by Anonymousreply 51May 15, 2023 4:08 AM

This is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 52May 15, 2023 4:14 AM

Mama Bear

by Anonymousreply 53May 15, 2023 4:15 AM

You reap what you sow

by Anonymousreply 54May 15, 2023 4:16 AM

I like that saying.

by Anonymousreply 55May 15, 2023 5:03 AM

Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 56May 15, 2023 5:07 AM

I’m sorry you feel that way! 🤡

by Anonymousreply 57May 15, 2023 5:12 AM

Unalive

by Anonymousreply 58May 15, 2023 5:58 AM

“Why, bless your heart”

by Anonymousreply 59May 15, 2023 6:07 AM

"At the end of the day..."

by Anonymousreply 60May 15, 2023 4:44 PM

"It is what it is..."

To which I always answer, 'but does it have to be ?'

by Anonymousreply 61May 15, 2023 4:45 PM

Curate

by Anonymousreply 62May 15, 2023 4:51 PM

Collab

by Anonymousreply 63May 15, 2023 4:53 PM

Anne He he

by Anonymousreply 64May 15, 2023 4:56 PM

BEARKING

by Anonymousreply 65May 15, 2023 4:56 PM

For to drink.

by Anonymousreply 66May 15, 2023 5:04 PM

Keto

by Anonymousreply 67May 15, 2023 7:05 PM

No carbs

by Anonymousreply 68May 15, 2023 7:15 PM

I don't eat bread

by Anonymousreply 69May 15, 2023 7:16 PM

God Save Queen Camilla!

by Anonymousreply 70May 15, 2023 7:20 PM

First of all…

by Anonymousreply 71May 15, 2023 7:27 PM

Dear

by Anonymousreply 72May 15, 2023 7:31 PM

Long Covid

by Anonymousreply 73May 15, 2023 8:19 PM

This thread should have been closed after my comment.

by Anonymousreply 74May 15, 2023 8:48 PM

Delish!

Scrumptious.

Yummers.

by Anonymousreply 75May 15, 2023 11:20 PM

Yeppurs.

by Anonymousreply 76May 15, 2023 11:21 PM

Tummy.

by Anonymousreply 77May 15, 2023 11:22 PM

Settle down!

by Anonymousreply 78May 15, 2023 11:23 PM

Oh dear!

by Anonymousreply 79May 15, 2023 11:26 PM

Y'all, Im ADDICTED to coffee/Au Bon Pain/Monat

by Anonymousreply 80May 15, 2023 11:38 PM

Bone broth.

Avocado toast.

by Anonymousreply 81May 15, 2023 11:39 PM

gluten fee

by Anonymousreply 82May 15, 2023 11:44 PM

I'll have a mint tea

by Anonymousreply 83May 15, 2023 11:46 PM

I don't watch cable news

by Anonymousreply 84May 15, 2023 11:47 PM

pumpkin spice

by Anonymousreply 85May 15, 2023 11:47 PM

Everyone has the same 24 hours

by Anonymousreply 86May 15, 2023 11:49 PM

Fag, fag, fag...

by Anonymousreply 87May 15, 2023 11:49 PM

Cheers

all the best

by Anonymousreply 88May 15, 2023 11:49 PM

Hurtful

by Anonymousreply 89May 15, 2023 11:50 PM

R89 sounds really cunty

by Anonymousreply 90May 15, 2023 11:52 PM

So and so is brilliant

by Anonymousreply 91May 15, 2023 11:57 PM

Casted

by Anonymousreply 92May 15, 2023 11:59 PM

DO SHUT UP!

by Anonymousreply 93May 16, 2023 12:00 AM

Totes adorbs

by Anonymousreply 94May 16, 2023 12:01 AM

Muriel, you will IMMEDIATELY ban R(insert no. here) because he called me a CUNT/disagreed with my opinion/I don't like what he posted.

by Anonymousreply 95May 16, 2023 12:01 AM

"Stop W&Wing your own posts!"

by Anonymousreply 96May 16, 2023 12:04 AM

Goals

by Anonymousreply 97May 16, 2023 12:05 AM

King 👑

by Anonymousreply 98May 16, 2023 12:05 AM

Fire 🔥

by Anonymousreply 99May 16, 2023 12:05 AM

Woke

by Anonymousreply 100May 16, 2023 12:07 AM

Possession (of the ball in a game)

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 101May 16, 2023 12:37 AM

“I’ve got a new opportunity for you, if you want to be a boss lady 👸!”

by Anonymousreply 102May 16, 2023 1:32 AM

Covid vaccines kill people!

by Anonymousreply 103May 16, 2023 5:00 AM

I am not a Karen!

by Anonymousreply 104May 16, 2023 5:00 AM

All lives matter

by Anonymousreply 105May 16, 2023 8:37 AM

Karma

by Anonymousreply 106May 16, 2023 8:39 AM

"Just to put a button on what was said..."

by Anonymousreply 107May 16, 2023 3:11 PM

I'm "touch grass."

by Anonymousreply 108May 16, 2023 3:45 PM

I'm "cope and seethe". Seeing that a lot over the last year or so, especially in relation to a certain subject.

by Anonymousreply 109May 16, 2023 5:49 PM

100%

by Anonymousreply 110May 16, 2023 5:55 PM

Problematic.

Problematic for whom you dumb cunt!

by Anonymousreply 111May 16, 2023 5:56 PM

I'm telling you NOW, so I don't have to tell you LATER!

by Anonymousreply 112May 16, 2023 8:32 PM

I can't stop crying and shaking!!!

by Anonymousreply 113May 16, 2023 8:36 PM

R112, try again.

by Anonymousreply 114May 16, 2023 8:39 PM

I think…

I feel…

by Anonymousreply 115May 16, 2023 8:40 PM

[quote] I'm telling you NOW, so I don't have to tell you LATER!

It's: "I'm telling you NOW, so I don't have to tell you THEN."

by Anonymousreply 116May 16, 2023 8:43 PM

I'm "Buck never would have BEEN in the hospital."

by Anonymousreply 117May 16, 2023 9:31 PM

"I want you to know you hurt my feelings at the meeting. "

(I usually respond with, 'It was a business meeting. There's no room for anyone's personal feelings.' )

by Anonymousreply 118May 16, 2023 9:35 PM

I’m hearing most of these with Long Island accents.

by Anonymousreply 119May 16, 2023 9:39 PM

Iconic

by Anonymousreply 120May 16, 2023 9:53 PM

This bottled water is delicious!

by Anonymousreply 121May 16, 2023 10:02 PM

I loathe hydrangeas.

by Anonymousreply 122May 17, 2023 6:33 AM

Has "Oh, dear" been mentioned?

by Anonymousreply 123May 17, 2023 11:18 AM

This is a [bold] rarefied [/bold] thread

by Anonymousreply 124May 17, 2023 2:14 PM

brassiere

luncheon

by Anonymousreply 125May 17, 2023 4:00 PM

Anyone who links to a British tabloid to make their argument 😠

by Anonymousreply 126May 18, 2023 8:39 AM

She’s very articulate.

by Anonymousreply 127May 18, 2023 9:56 AM

"Correct."

by Anonymousreply 128May 18, 2023 10:13 AM

Dutchie

by Anonymousreply 129May 18, 2023 11:13 AM

"Axeprasso!"

by Anonymousreply 130May 18, 2023 11:28 AM

Hello, I'm Jamie Lee Curtis

by Anonymousreply 131May 18, 2023 12:03 PM

"Delusional" and/ or "Deluded".

by Anonymousreply 132May 18, 2023 2:27 PM

Misgendered.

Gender-affirming.

by Anonymousreply 133May 18, 2023 3:36 PM

"I'm from HR."

by Anonymousreply 134May 18, 2023 3:38 PM

Misogynoir

by Anonymousreply 135May 18, 2023 3:41 PM

Jackass

by Anonymousreply 136May 18, 2023 3:44 PM

Front hole

by Anonymousreply 137May 18, 2023 3:51 PM

Klangrannies

by Anonymousreply 138May 18, 2023 3:54 PM

Fascinating.

It seems most of the respondents here did not understand the assignment. Fascinating.

by Anonymousreply 139May 18, 2023 4:29 PM

Deadname

by Anonymousreply 140May 18, 2023 9:08 PM

Trump won

by Anonymousreply 141May 18, 2023 10:09 PM

K instead of okay

by Anonymousreply 142May 18, 2023 10:10 PM

Short king

by Anonymousreply 143May 18, 2023 10:10 PM

🔥 .

by Anonymousreply 144May 18, 2023 11:52 PM

That isn't couture?! You bought that off the rack at Bergdorf's?! You poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 145May 19, 2023 12:50 AM

Are those shoes from last season?

by Anonymousreply 146May 19, 2023 12:53 AM

"Unborn baby."

by Anonymousreply 147May 19, 2023 12:53 AM

My name is Karen

by Anonymousreply 148May 19, 2023 1:23 AM

Why are all the Sam Brinton threads being deleted?

by Anonymousreply 149May 19, 2023 1:24 AM

Bone broth.

by Anonymousreply 150May 19, 2023 3:03 AM

Littles

by Anonymousreply 151May 19, 2023 3:25 AM

Pffffffffft

by Anonymousreply 152May 19, 2023 11:48 AM

I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene. And this is my bitch, Kevin McCarthy.

by Anonymousreply 153May 19, 2023 11:52 AM

basket of deplorables

by Anonymousreply 154May 19, 2023 11:56 AM

That's a pretty cunty response, R118. It may have cancelled or even overridden the statement you are reacting to!

by Anonymousreply 155May 20, 2023 12:21 AM
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