This Happy Couple.

The guy on the right in the above picture can boast Friend of the Cockgobbler status, tagged in a photo working out with Aaron Schock and Eliad Cohen at a Barry's Bootcamp.

Amazing bodies, both have hemorrhoid face

The one on the left has sun-damaged skin…not a good look for a derm doctor.

[quote]Would you pay to watch them boink?

I wouldn't pay, but I imagine there are or will be boinking vids available at some point.

If the black dude is the TOP and has at least 23cm. Yes.

Forgot to add, I would pay 20 cents. If the black dude is horse hung.

More pics, without their glasses, are in here.

[Quote]If the black dude is the TOP and has at least 23cm. Yes.

Judging by some of his pics, he might want you to fuck him.

Only if the black guy is the bottom.

Those eyebrows are such a turn off....

Ladies. Welcome. May I take your brows?

OP is obviously the couple seeing if there would be interest in an OnlyFans.

Drag queens above the neck, meat market below.

[quote]Would you pay to watch them boink?

No.

Hell no, not with those drag queen eyebrows. Notice the OP posts a pic where they are covered up with sunglasses.

Only if I was out of Ipecac.

It's funny that two guys can put so much work and money into working out and clarifying and plumping their skin and limit eating to lettuce and protein shakes, and undermine it all with a set of magic marker eyebrows.

That “Agape” ratio is silly. Does he have “Eros” on his left ass cheek?

That “Agape” tattoo is silly. Does he have “Eros” on his left ass cheek?

Sorry faggots I know many queens think these two types are hot but I think their bodies are fucking ugly and those bathing suits are hideously ugly!

Is this a filter or do their faces really look that waxy? So hard to tell these days.

If it ISN'T a filter then it's not a very good advert for their work.

Are YOU meaty and lean enough to hang with The Eyebrow Crowd™️?

Far left..same ugly mug, but now a blondie…yeeech

I don't think he'd be unattractive without the weird skin and cheek and lip and eyebrow modifications.

They’d be better off leaving some things to the imagination

Like their existence?

Too much Botox and it looks ridiculous. It’s always surprising when dermatologists can’t recognize that their overly shiny faces are not a good look and hardly an inducement to get their patients to try those injections.

R26 If that is the look their clients are going after, then it's probably a good look.

Women do this stuff to demonstrate their wealth and luxurious lifestyles.

I can imagine women probably swarm to this walking stereotype of a muscle-bound, made-up gay couple and tell them how AMAZING they look, to which they can reply, "We can make YOU look amazing, too!" and hand out their cosmetic dermatology business cards.

Those Golden Age of Hollywood eyebrows look hideous on them.

[quote] If that is the look their clients are going after, then it's probably a good look.

Not sure why anyone would want that overly shiny, stretched skin look that screams “I use Botox,” but perhaps that’s just me. I thought that the goal was to avoid seeming to use anything to enhance what you hope is a natural look. That sweaty, wet, glistening skin is anything but natural.

Why would you do all that work on the body and then fuck up the faces like that?

R29 Looking at this, I'm guessing it's probably constant exfoliation with chemical peels and/or lasers and tons of moisturizing.

And also red lipstick and clumpy mascara, eyebrow pencil, foundation and blush.

Dick wilters, even without the questionable fashion choices

They're from St. Louis. The look is to be expected.

The “bathing suits” are almost as ridiculous as the eyebrows.

Those prissy Ken dolls? No thanks

gnarly

They work incredibly hard on their bodies, and it shows - stunning. They give off a weird mincing vibe.

The eyebrows are hilarious. I'm hoping that was a one-time mistake and now they look normal?

St. Louis is not amused

White guy looks like Boy George. Tragic queens. Avoid at all cost.

r31 Where are the other two?

No. People who are neurotic about their looks don't have good sex in general and the Ken doll surgery on the white guy plus the roid neck immensely turns me off. No thanks. The black guy is only minimalky less weird.

To be both be doctors and have those bodies, they're obviously incredibly disciplined and hard working in a way I'll never understand.

Still, this might be a case where a little LESS effort might yield better results.

I’m not straight, who are these women with Sharpie brows and enlarged clits in speedos?

This a good case for why you can’t trust a Grindr profile picture with sunglasses. My god, those fucking brows!

Alex, I’ll take Femme Fags who assimilate with any Basic Gay trend for 600

R46 What are Yassss Kweens?

No they are both ugly. Good bodies but fugly.

High maintenance. Into self-help mantras, you know the ones that make your ego monstrous. Bad anal hygiene though. Social climbers, “where did you go to school?”

I have to assume they have a lot of sex with a lot of other people, right? That's what all the mating-signal muscles and sparkle and body flashing are for.

All that work just to strut around and flex for one another seems like it would get old quickly.

Prolapse?

They're traveling and having the time of their lives. I don't begrudge 'em it. They're very basic so it's not surprising they live in MO. They get around. I guess the gay beach in Laguna Beach is still a thing.

I don't begrudge them anything except that the one guy has been tagged working out with Aaron Schock. That is pretty condemning to me.

But otherwise, if I could forget about that, I'd think it's great that they are obviously two prettied-up peas in a sparkly, lumpy pod in the Midwest and they've found one another and appear very happy, aside from whatever insecurities they are obviously compensating for.

I am not sexually attracted to men who paint and pluck their faces like women do, but as someone above said, they obviously work very, very hard at being who they wanted to become and that's impressive. I don't hate gay men for being fey or draggy or whatever they want to be. I just don't get a boner from it.

Boy george is working OUT!

r49 you and I have different semiotics. This couple doesn't read to me, like 2 guys who are motivated by "social climbing" of the "where did you go to school" set.

They don't care where anyone went to school. They just want to be on a plane to a fabulous gay destination or party.

Many, MANY gay guys are exhibitionists. They're two of many.

R56 with a gangbang planned

Dermatologists all seem to fuck up their own faces with way too many creams, washes, injections

And if by "fabulous" you mean a tawdry gay ghetto resort hosting an event for circuit queens.

SUGAR (continuing) How's the stock market?

JOE (lackadaisically) Up, up, up.

SUGAR I'll bet just while we were talking, you made like a hundred thousand dollars.

JOE Could be. Do you play the market?

SUGAR No -- the ukulele. And I sing.

JOE For your own amusement?

SUGAR Well -- a group of us are appearing at the hotel. Sweet Sue and Her Society Syncopators.

JOE You're society girls?

SUGAR Oh, yes. Quite. You know -- Vassar, Bryn Mawr -- we're only doing this for a lark.

JOE Syncopators -- does that mean you play that fast music -- jazz?

SUGAR Yeah. Real hot.

JOE Oh. Well, I guess some like it hot. But personally, I prefer classical music.

SUGAR So do I. As a matter of fact, I spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music.

JOE Good school!

It's interesting. They'd look so much better if they just wiped off the fake eyebrows, grow them out a bit, and take off the makeup...but they either love the makeup or else they're too insecure not to let themselves not be "pretty."

The juxtaposition of a ridiculously exaggeratedly masculine body shape and an attempt to feminize their faces is *so* gay.

I know not ALL gay men feel this way, but in concept, I relate to it. I want to have a pretty, youthful face with perfect skin and a manly body. And yet looking at how the two pair...I don't.

The white guy's face is too feminine, and he loves wearing those banana hammocks, which are the bathing suits du jour in St. Louis.

[quote]And also red lipstick and clumpy mascara, eyebrow pencil, foundation and blush.

Also, veneers.

All commentary aside, I could offer the souls of my whole family in exchange for a body like that and even Satan with all the infernal powers of hell collected couldn't make it happen.

R65 but you could start on roids

R65, all you have to do is take steroids and go to the gym daily. No need to sell anyone to the devil

I look at them and I think of that Todrick Hall song " Girl! What did that girl just say???"

Any man who puts that much effort into how they look is not for me. I can't even be friends with guys like that.

Ironically, that makes you, R69, the biggest MARY! of this thread.

this much effort into how they look... I guess the bodied are very gym. The effort doesn't extend to attire.

At least they're different colors. Probably identical in every other conceivable way.

They look like they would be much happier in Dallas

I see them in a spa town. Saratoga Springs. Baden Baden. Or better yet Karlovy Vary.

I see them on a trashy cruise or Florida.

But for real - those eyebrows - what the fuck??

No, thanks...I'll pass on Dick Wilter and Lady Eyebrows.

They think they're A gays, but no

No, I wouldn't pay to watch thing fuck. They probably spend more time making sure they don't get their hair mussed than doing any actual fucking. Men like that aren't that interested in sex. They get off looking at themselves in the mirror.

R61, kudos to you for quoting 1972’s sadly underrated* “Sugar,” the FIRST musical version of “Some Like It Hot,” starring Robert Morse. (We put it on in college.)

Only on DataLounge. ❤️

[quote] In 1972, Sugar, despite its non-stop hilarity and tuneful Jule Styne/Bob Merrill songs, seemed like a bit of a dinosaur, at least to critics. The book was deemed clunky and the score uninspired. And maybe it seemed that way back then. Now, it seems a model of musical comedy craftsmanship. From the first notes of the overture you know it’s a Jule Styne score – and what an overture it is, classic Styne all the way, with great tunes, one after another, all orchestrated by the wonderful Philip J. Lang. The songs are clever and fun and occasionally laugh out loud funny – it’s a real musical comedy score, the kind they don’t write any more. The performances are stellar, with great work from stars Robert Morse, Tony Roberts, Elaine Joyce, and Cyril Ritchard.

No, I wouldn't pay to watch THEM fuck.

I think they look like two natural, refreshed, effortless beauties who are obviously trying to pay homage to me with their drum-tight skin, drag queen make up and weird, misshapen lips, cheekbones and chins.

The bodies are great, though. Still, I cannot imagine many men who would want to fuck two bodybuilders who look like Bratz dolls from the neck up... Then again, if my husband didn't mind fucking this ↓ , then anything is possible.

They’re refugees from a gay wax museum.

Omg so hot!

R33- When you're from St. Louis you HAVE to do SOMETHING.

Amazing bodies for sure, but i strongly suspect that even without the eyebrow highlighter and makeup they’d still have unattractive faces…

Just those details?

Amazing bodies but horrid taste in swimwear, which prob means they also are terrible lays. So no, I’m not paying.

I generally like slutty swimwear, but somehow theirs just seems trashy (and not in a good way)

[quote] Sorry faggots I know many queens think these two types are hot but I think their bodies are fucking ugly and those bathing suits are hideously ugly!

They are "Onlyfans"-hot but after one or two vids of one of them reluctantly topping it would wear thin.

[quote] I don't begrudge them anything except that the one guy has been tagged working out with Aaron Schock. That is pretty condemning to me.

The cockgobbler goes to Barry's Bootcamp -- all the queens go there. In that context, being in a picture is not necessarily an indication of his politics or lack of decency.

I never understood the concept of aesthetically sexy but yet somehow unsexy until quite recently. These pics are in that category.

[quote] In that context, being in a picture is not necessarily an indication of his politics or lack of decency.

Agree. Hell, a friend of mine who briefly lived in Miami became acquainted with Schlock and probably ended up in some pics with him. My friend’s politics are decidedly Democratic and progressive, but when you’re in at an event you can’t really exclude people who stage themselves into a pic. A few years ago, Schock walked up to a group of InstaHos at the beach and elbowed his way into their pics. When they got called out on having him in the photo they all claimed they didn’t invite him he just showed up. It’s believable because that certainly sounds like Schock — but it’s equally believable that at least some of those guys knew who he was.

I'm sorry but when taking pictures with friends no one comes wandering in. I don't buy it.

“when you’re in at an event you can’t really exclude people who stage themselves into a pic

Bullshit. Do what what any sentient being would do: excuse yourself, and step out of camera range. Then say thank you, and move on.

[quote] Bullshit. Do what what any sentient being would do: excuse yourself, and step out of camera range. Then say thank you, and move on.

Nonsense. You are presuming that every single person in the photo knew who Schlock is. There is no evidence that is accurate. He’s “famous” and thus recognizable in his own mind and here on DL.

"They're from St. Louis."

More likely from some tacky Tyvek/vinyl sided McMansion suburb like Chesterfield, Wildwood or gasp, St. Chuck County.

R96 tell me you’re not a sentient being….well you know the rest

Do they cut their round pizza into squares? I’ve been told they do that in St. Louis

R99 No carbs for those two queens!