Why cant Taylor Swift stay single for 5 minutes?

Just cut the bullshit that this guy is closet case, too

What a perfect match. They both look like old ladies.

The recent ex is so much better looking than this guy.

She can't and she pretty obviously cheated with this guy. What a downgrade.

Maybe she's The Gay.

Because her relationships are all fake, all bearding arrangements: that's why she finds her pseudoBFs so quickly as if they were lined up on her doorstep (whereas IRL people would stay single for a while, waiting for the right time and opportunity to meet their new beau) and why they never result in marriages or pregnancies

I have friends like....it's sad.

I, on the other hand, am extremely independent. I don't need a man it my life. When I want sex, I find one for 30 minutes or so.

Not when there is a camera around.

It’s really a good question. She doesn’t seem to have matured since being a teenager.

A woman has urges. Many, many urges.

Because OP, she’s a needy whore.

Because. It’s an ego thing. She doesn’t want anyone to think she got dumped.

fauxmance, the woman is a lesbo

Greasy and unremarkable in the looks department. I bet he reeks of Vitalis and stale ciggies. He’s a bit of a poseur on stage as well. REAL bad boy rockers wouldn’t be caught dead swigging Chardonnay on stage. Christ, Elton has more sex appeal.

I thought this said "Why can't Taylor Swift sing for 5 minutes?".

Kaley Cuoco is the same way. Multiple boyfriends, 2 husbands and now a kid with the latest. She never takes a break.

[quote] Why cant Taylor Swift stay single for 5 minutes?

Why would anyone over age 14 care?

And is her serial dating really any different than many other young adults' dating lives?

Never mind. I don't care.

R18 Yes, because it's fake

I just hope he's the one, only because she doesn't deserve anything better than him.

Because she's a big ole lesbo and thinks people buy her "relationships"

Because her management needs her to pander to the sad sacks who hang on her words about failed relationships. Taylor’s brilliant with her strategy and she’s clearly a big old lez but can’t come out because half her fans would revolt.

Borderline. Duh.

What would be normal for a 33 year-old pop star?

Does she have to be married and popping out kids now?

Would she be messed up if she were only dating someone and not yet married?

What if she dated no one?

Madonna and Britney were married and divorced by Taylor's age. Is that expected and more normal?

R24 Except Britney and Madonna never bearded and or exploited their *relationships* for attention like Taylor does….

Taylor Swift literally would be nothing without Jake, John, Harry, Joe etc….Nobody would care about her if not for her *relationships*.

She mines her failed relationships for songs. The 10 minute long song about Jake taking her virginity and then callously dumping her rivaled Beowulf in length but not content. Taylor is your classic manhater but they come in handy when she needs a spark of inspiration. The reason Alwyn lasted so long is because he never gave her cause to write about him. She fucked around on him and he didn’t care. Bummer.

R27 Puhleaaaaase! What virginity are you even talm bout? 🤣🤣🤣 The one taken by Karlie Klosseted? This broad is a big ol' lez and even the stones know it

I get asexual vibes from Taylor

I'm not sure Taylor is a lez. Too calculating.

why is a LGBTQ site espousing the doctrine of Saudi Arabia? She is dating while single. This is normal. I am not a fan of marriage. It is not for everyone.

[Quote] Except Britney and Madonna never bearded and or exploited their *relationships* for attention like Taylor does….

Hmm Britney did get some pr out of her time with Justin. And he milked that cheating rumour for all it was worth with Cry Me A River. But obviously not at the level Taylor does....or multiple times.

And Madonna got PR out of dating and marrying and divorcing Sean Penn, out of dating Warren Beatty and so on.

Famous people who date famous people get press.

Guy Ritchie became a household name by marrying Madonna and he became a multimillionaire by divorcing her.

Brad and Gwyneth, Brad and Jennifer, Brad and Angelina, Brad and Juliette. GASP, Brad dated more than one person, got press coverage from all of them and mostly did not marry them. What a conniving shrew!

Lots of men on this list.

she’s definitely part lebanese rumored to snack on selena gómez at an nyc party at her old tribeca place

karlie kloss had her own room at her old place

maybe that was her lezzie years because there were a lot of rumored lezbins in her “girl power squad”

wrote “i’m just a little kitten who needs to nurse” on diana agrons wall when they were together-taylor was a cat with a collar and led around in photos by Diana-kinkyyyy or just bffs doing bff things!

all her relationships are mostly contracted

it’s rumored she also diddled her fiddle player who was let go when management found out

fiddler emily now married with kids but the diddle rumors keep on

and on a global scale coming out would be disastrous for certain asian latin and euro markets. better let the fraus believe in being a serial monogamist and getting your snatcheroon snacks on the DL where only US/UK gossip blogs and lezzie bars will chat

R25 and look how splendidly that worked out for them!

I do think it's odd, but then I think that about anyone who jumps from relationship to relationship without spending any significant time being single and working out who they actually are as a person in their own right. My cousin used to do this, and married the last one which didn't work out and she's actually been single for a decent length of time now which is what she should have done earlier and then could have avoided a failed marriage. Though at least she got kids out of it I suppose.

I hope she pays him well.

He’s a junkie. How will this end well for her?

There's also the fact that a woman like her who puts so much time and effort into her appearance (to the point of being mocked on national TV for wearing high heels and red lipstick on her way out of the gym) would never date a hobo like this no-name. That's also unnatural!

I agree with the poster who said that she’s most likely asexual. And just as likely to be sex negative. The few men she did date were known for two things. Being famous and being notorious hounds. They don’t stick around unless the sex is good and/or they actually fall in love. It wasn’t, they didn’t, so they dumped her. Smarting from the humiliation of being labeled a bum lay she dipped a toe or two in the lady pond. With Sapphos she trusts and who also had something to lose if they were outed. Something she could write off as a phase. Probably some heavy petting, scissoring and lots of cuddling. They wanted MORE. So there ended her walk on the wild side. The one thing we do know for sure is that she gets off on getting revenge. It’s what Scorpios live for. And it pays well.

R41 She's a Sagittarius

Yeah. I was about to post a “my bad” correction on that point, r42. Her birthday is in December not November. How could I forget! Maybe her rising sign or moon is in Scorpio. Or Mars. Oh my.

So her fans rather her be dating a heroin addict than be a lesbian?

R22 nailed it. It’s a PR stunt. She’s appealing to a broad audience and that means big numbers for merch sales , tours and records. She is either lez or asexual. Clearly Karlie Kloss had her name known through the friendship but once she stopped dipping her toe in Taylor’s lady pool, she became persona non grata in camp swift. I can’t figure out Selena. She’s rude to the girl who legit saved her life by GIVING her a kidney. She’s seemingly hung up on the Beibs even though it’s been years but he was the one who broke her cherry. Yet she can’t keep a boyfriend. Is she lez?

Matt Healy is profoundly gross, and the last 1975 album was big boring. His fanbase, formerly teen girls, have grown out of his anodyne music. I see why he did this.

[quote] Why cant Taylor Swift stay single for 5 minutes?

Y kant Tori read?

R35 lebanese...lezzie...lezbins.. Why do you type like a 12 year old? And no, there weren't a lot of rumored lesbians in her fake squad

A podcast where Matty Healy talked about masturbating to women being 'brutalized' resurfaces online as Taylor Swift's fans beg for her to dump him

The internet is on fire with numerous online reports suggesting Taylor Swift is now coupled up with The 1975's lead singer Matty Healy.

But a podcast from earlier this year showing Healy discussing a time he masturbated to porn of "brutalized" women has resurfaced — and the Swifties are not happy.

Healy appeared on "The Adam Friedland Show" in February and discussed with Friedland and co-host Nick Mullen an instance in which Friedland and a woman walked in on Healy masturbating to "Ghetto Gaggers" — which they described as "hard-core pornography" — on his 77-inch screen TV "30 seconds" after a gathering at Healy's house ended.

Ghetto Gaggers is a porn site known for videos featuring the humiliation and brutalization of mostly Black women.

"It wasn't just the— it was the combination of the fact that it was, you're not exaggerating, it was 30 seconds. Like, you guys were still waiting outside, she came back in, I was already flustered," Healy recalled of that day.

"I was, like, dressed as 'guy who is jacking off,' so I had, like, untucked shirt. Like you said, I think it literally was, like, Ghetto Gaggers was on the TV. It's just somebody just getting, like, brutalized," Healy continued.

^ okay, this makes him a douchebag, sexist and possibly a racist, but how does that makes him a white supremacist?

Always caught a disgusting, creepy vibe off of him, even back in the early hipster 2010s days. He's fake, pretentious, slimy and off-putting, and clearly has self-control problems. Vindicating to know I was right.

Tay always goes for these spineless slavering little indie-boy though, doesn't she. Not saying she deserves it or that's her level, but her taste in men is absolute dog. She needs to respect and love herself for real, like she preaches in all her boring music, and either stay single or go for a semi-decent man (not sure any thoroughly decent straight men actually exist) who perhaps doesn't excite her but isn't warped.

Would you stay single if guys were throwing themselves at you? No you’d fuck them and dump them later. I swear, she’s like a gay man trapped in a woman’s body. Horny little slut.

I thought that guy was a fag.

R51 No, she doesn't. This is the first "indie"-boy she's been with

Why is everyone convinced she’s gay instead of bisexual? They do exist after all.

I don't think she's gay. I do think she doesn't form intense emotional attachments to males, only to female friends. That's why she moves on so quickly. Shes like a female Leonardo DiCaprio.

Borderline.

Where are you getting white supremacist from R50?

Over thirty and still being addressed by the eight year-old version of his name. I'm already not interested.

Absentee Father?

Why can’t she write a decent song?

r56 Leonardo DiCaprio is gay. If she's the female Leonardo DiCaprio, she's a lesbian

What bothers me about The 1975 is that their sound hasn't evolved in the least over 10 years. You could put a song from their latest album on the first and vice versa, and no-one would notice any difference or clock the mistake. There's sticking with your sound, and then there's just stagnating and putting out the same record several times with a different cover & title.

The OP's question was answered at R7.

She's a lesbian, all her relationships are beards and flimsy excuses to write shitty pop songs.

Swifty's 15 minutes have to be up soon, no?

R55 Because she's had a revolving door of (fake) BFs, not GFs or even BFs AND GFs

R65 Give me a proof she ever had just one girlfriend. Just because you want her to be gay, for some reason, or all the men she has dated to be gay, doesn't make it true

r66 Karlie Klosseted

And no, I don't want all her men to be gay. I don't even think they all are, because they're too many for that to be likely (I've even said that upthread). But she's not a straight woman, that's fo sho

R67 She was already dating her now husband and the father of her child when she was supposedly fucking Swift, you delusional frau

r68 And maybe she was bi, you idiotic Hetlor

I don’t buy the LChat conspiracy theories about her being a lesbian. She reads more like a run of the mill borderline narcissist who probably chats incessantly about guys.

Love her music though.

R69 Was? And what is she now and when did she switched to it? Also her being bi wouldn't change the fact that she was in a relationship.

It’s becoming more obvious by the day that SHE’S the one who got dumped. The current fake flame is so scuzzy and gross and sociopathic that she would have to be desperate to want people to believe that he’s the guy who makes her the happiest she’s ever been in her life. Or she really is as phony and crazy and racist as Krazy Kanye says she is. He looks greasy and unkempt. He chain smokes and drinks to excess. He is openly antisemetic and watches niche porn that is all about degrading, demeaning, and abusing black women. He’s ugly. And his music is boring. What a catch!

Honestly, her condescending to date John Mayer & Calvin Harris was bad enough, talk about scraping the barrel. This is what we call a New Low (how about that for a next song or album title, Tay? Credit me)

If she’s not going to stay single and respect/work on herself, can’t she pull a Blair Waldorf and find some lord or baron’s son? Am sure she has inveigled access to higher echelon social circles by now.

no cos why does Matt Healy look exactly like 90s Corey Feldman. specifically him in that straight to video Rock N’Roll Highschool sequel😕

Taylor looks like she would be an absolute cold fish in bed.

she's psycho!

Stop pretending this dyke is into cocks, you're Just embarassing yourselves 🙄😒🙄😒

R72 How is he antisemitic?

You are embarassing yourselves - NateCrnkovich

Her fan base knows that she makes her music based on her relationship woes. If she’s single, what can she write songs about? Flicking her bean?

I’d say throwing up a Nazi salute on stage would be a bit of a hint, r78. LOTS of sordid stuff about him online. Google. It’s your friend. She must really be pissed off that Alwyn didn’t leave her a treasure trove of dishy shit she can turn into hit songs. Borderline Personality Disorder with an unhealthy dose of Toxic Narcissism and an overly developed sense of revenge. What’s not to love?

Because a lot of people can’t, OP.

One of the most gorgeous women I know was constantly breaking up with her boyfriends and finding someone new immediately. She confessed that she HATED to be alone.

She had so many suitors that she didn’t have to be, either. She ended up marrying some “business man” with 4 kids from a previous marriage and a crazy ex.

Some people just love the dramarama. Taylor seems like one of them.

Lesbians like to wear their merkins out.

She a big ol' lez and das final

R81 Pretty sure he was making fun of Kanye, the one that you mention in your post, and his antisemitism

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Please spare me the “he was just being ironic” bullshit, r85. There is nothing funny or IRONIC about the Nazis. So he’s just a cheeky lad having a bit of a go at the fascist fans who attend their concerts? Hmmm. Or perhaps it was a subconscious thought released from inhibition thanks to all that cheap wine he guzzles on stage. In vino veritas. Dumb-ass.

R87 I wouldn't know. That's what it looked like. But don't really care about this guy and he is a fascist or not