I pooped a ton tonight

Thanks for sharing 🙄. I assume it's summer where you live. Just open a window.

Glade

Take yo stankin ass on bitch. Go on.

You mean your mom’s basement, OP, right?

Would say it was a shit-ton, OP?

Scat thread.

I hate it when people don't turn the fan on or refuse to close the door.

R6 same could be said about all the royal threads.

So proud of you, Cheryl.

Fixing yourself a snack Erna?

You probably just need to wash yo ass.

Is this a padded room. And by room do you mean jail cell?

Kind of unrelated, but it popped into my mind after R2's post, and I thought I'd share.

I once worked for a young, entitled Saudi Princess (HRH level) who also happened to be a chain-smoking fiend. She, of course, despised the anti-smoking laws and rules in America, so she always carried a mini spray can of Ozium in her designer bag. This way, she could continue smoking in places where she couldn't or shouldn't, and the scent of her cigarettes would not give her away. Me being a non-smoker myself, had never heard of it.

For those not in the know, Ozium sanitizes and deodorizes the air, so there's no more playing hide-and-seek by masking bathroom smells, cigarette scents, and any other offensive odors the way air fresheners like Glade does. And it leaves the air fresh and clean. So say hello to a fragrant world without the funky fumes.

The meta aspect of this is that, after working an entire year for a young woman who was born into one of the wealthiest families ever known to exist, my takeaway from my time there is that Ozium is a good product. So thanks to my employer HRH Princess Xyz, I now have a can of Ozium in each of my two bathrooms.

Regarding R13

R13 was written chatAI. I had written one short paragraph and asked it to correct it for any typos or grammatical errors and for light-hearted interest. Every rewrite was a sales pitch for Ozium, I didn't like that sold it to do it agan, then it wrote as a letter to a friend about Ozium. All in all it took me over an hour to get it right and even then it's WAY too long for a DL blurb about an air freshener.

R13 isn't it the same as Febreez? In general, these products work well by masking the smell. It's like lighting a match in the bathroom - the sulfur kind of recalibrates our nose so we hardly smell anything else anymore - including OP's farts. Also, Febreez and other similar products aren't pet safe.

R13 - all the thousands of Saudi Princes and Princesses have the right to the HRH. You're either royal or you are not. A princess, or not a princess.

OP, you filthy dirty bastard! I'll sue you for emotional distress!

R16, OP here. From Wikipedia about the House of Saud:

Sons, daughters, patrilineal grandsons and granddaughters of Ibn Saud are referred to by the style "His/Her Royal Highness" (HRH), differing from those belonging to the cadet branches, who are called "His/Her Highness" (HH) and in addition to that a reigning king has the title of Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques.

Believe me the Princess made a big deal about being HRH. She was in the king's inner circle of immediate family. Their wealth was/is unimaginable.

R13, I'm not sure, but it works in my bathrooms. A quick Google search yielded the following results. See link.

In R18, I mistakenly listed myself as the OP, which I am not. R13 was written by me, or, as previously stated, by AI. Are you guys confused yet?

More A.I. adventures. I asked it to summarize what it wrote in my R13 post and got this:

I worked for a chain-smoking fiend, a Saudi Princess, who relied on a mini spray can of Ozium to mask her cigarette smells. Ozium sanitizes and deodorizes the air, leaving it fresh and clean, without the funky fumes like Glade. After working for HRH Princess Xyz, part of one of the richest families ever known, I realized one thing: Ozium is a good product. Now, I have a can of it in each of my two humble bathrooms.

What do think, should I have done what I did and use A.I.'s long version or have gone with A.I.'s summarize version of it's long version?

Sorry OP for derailing your simple poop thread.

I would have thought Trump Towers would have had better ventilation. Perhaps lay off the Big Macs, Mr Trump.

She pooped a ton and she liked it. Hope her boyfriend don't mind it