Mark Consuelos’ Bulge Was So Big It Had to Be Pixelated for TV

I love Men's Health magazine.

They're so gay, even though the readers don't want to admit it.

I never spoke to the bitch again once I left the show.

Americans are such prudes.

He wasn't billed as Mr Man Meat for nuthin.

Please, it's probably tiny.

I'm never watching this show, but I assume I would hate it given the way I respond to these headlines.

Does he want to live life not ever holding breasts again, or do they have an agreement where he's allowed affairs? Or he's gay?

I understand the "more than a mouthful is wasteful" concept, but she must look like a teenage boy topless.

He used to be a stripper, so this isn't surprising.

Most strippers are packing some meat.

Why are their boring lives supposed to entertauin

R6 not everybody gives a shit about tits. Particularly when their wife prints money.

I'd much rather see unpixilated Michael Strahan bulging out on GMA.

where are the pics?

Who cares!

It turned me on!

It didn't look very big. Someone has a very inflated opinion of their own cock by the sounds of it.

Didn’t look like there was a massive amount to pixelate? How sad. Unless maybe he was getting turned on by the massage!

Here’s another picture. It looks like these two are ready to strip for a gay bachelor party. I wouldn’t be surprised if Consuelos strips off everything, leaving that heavy cock to hang free. It wouldn’t be hanging long if I had an opportunity.

^ the guy on the left appears to have no sizemeat to verificatia.

Mark looks like he stuffed three sweat socks in his pants. I don't get his appeal at all.

Years ago, when I watched the show, when Kelly wasn't as crazy and delusional as she is now, she went off about Mark being such a clean freak. Kelly wanted to save all the Christmas ornaments they were taking down, but Mark went off that they all must be thrown out. I guess when you have as much disposable income as Kelly has, that's what you do? But it wasn't about money. Mark sounds like he's obsessed with cleanliness and order and he's a total control freak.

Kelly said "Mark hates clutter, he's always after the kids to pick up any stuff they leave in the living room and on the kitchen table. The dinner dishes must be washed immediately" Kelly sounded serious.

Mark sounds insufferable. He's not so special that anyone should put up with such a controlling person. He's sure not a great earner either. Kelly makes most of the money in that family.

What with all the child birthin' and Mark rammin,' poor petite Kelly must need constant repairs "down there."

He looks gay from OUTER SPACE 🪐

Like a Ken doll R17. The other one looks like he put a pair of socks down his pants.

MC looks like he's wearing a diaper in R16's photo. Isn't he a pocket size? Maybe it's decent sized, but when it's on a short guy you have to consider the proportions.

Who's the guy on the left?

MC is hot. he's short but he has a great face and smile (his teeth or so white!) and his muscles are defined.

I would lvoe to see how big is meat is (and if he's uncut)

Mark has an odd crooked nose.

It's not crooked.

He has a hairy chest which he waxes too.

Been down there. Tinymeat.

When they came back from the tape Kelly was laughing so hard she dabbed her eyes, laughing at the pixelation. When he said "They didn't need to pixelate it, she laughed and said "I know" which was actually funny.

He does have a weird crooked nose.

^^ BDF

r26=Gelman

Crooked nose, crooked hose?

Hope someone comes up with the unpixelated photo. I think he’s hot as hell.

oh crap, it's the 'hot as hell' troll

Cry, you little bitches!

That's Bruce Bozzi on the left. Andy Cohen's best friend and Billie Lourd's step mother. Insufferable queen.

You know Kelly Ripa planted this story.

I don't mind them both. I really don't but seriously....

R26 is Andy Cohen.

Mark is gorgeous and sexy af. His stripper name was Meaty Mark. There are some videos of him dancing in his lil red g-string. Who cares if he's short? He's handsome, in great shape with a beautiful smile & a great ASS!! He's heavy but not huge down there.

He and Ripa have a palbable physical attraction. It's always been there from as far back as when they were on some soap. Kelly had some curves then and Consuelos was the cutest boy ever. The SEX emanated from them. The satisfaction still does. It may piss people off here - but they are the poster couple for happy heterosexual love and family.

In their way Kelly and Mark demonstrate a lot about what makes a happy realtionship. Any couple can create a life and build common interests - but y'all can't manufacture chemistry.

He's eased in a bit. Not so cringe inducing anymore. He was really creepy that he didn't want the caller to win the mug but it is funny now how he's been bluffed all week and it tickles Kelly when he loses..

Who's kidding who? We all know that Kelly wears a strap-on.

He's great looking, she's great looking. Both funny and sexy. Love their kids their marriage comes first. Kelly is a lot smarter than Mark - it's not that difficult.

So weird that gay men don't believe that straight couples sometimes have gay best friends. I was best man at two of my best friends weddings.

He looks better now tbh. Mark always been fire.

R37-Shills from ABC post here?

^ Unhappy, lonely, OLD white gay man.^

Would she have to pay Mark spousal support if they split? If so, it's cheaper just to stay together and have an open marriage.

Their publicists are all over this thread. zzzzzzz

Mark is nothing special and neither is Kelly. They are both simply lucky.

Mark is a beautiful man. Kelly Ripa was special enough to save Regis from cancellation. Everyone is tired of her now - but she was such a unique chick with that fast mouth and pretty face. Letterman loved her too. She's a funny bitch. Ripa totally is the whole fucking show, whether R45 gets it or not. For 20 fucking years - you can change out her male cohosts every 5 years - and still Kelly lands and RISES. For 20 fucking years! That's not luck.

And now your dead. Who’s laughing now R2?

God they're really desperate for ratings. He should just do the show shirtless.

He looks like he'd have a thick [italic] pinga [/italic] like a fleshy beer can loaded with man creme.

Kelly looks like a stick figure with two fried eggs stapled to her upper torso. When Mark screws her hard and good, his ramrod probably bruises her internal organs, and the head of it may even poke out her lower back as he thrusts.

He doesn't have to be straight. He's very comfortable around a lot of gay men—Andy Cohen, Bruce Bozzi, Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and his boyfriend, and on and on. Kelly Ripa's rich gay friends. It seems likely that he's bisexual. Kelly seems most comfortable around gay men and he was a stripper and likes to hang around gay man. It probably also satisfies his ego to get attention for his body from the homos.

My brother-in-law's brother has lived as a straight guy except he worked as a stripper during high school and college at a gay strip bar, and the family seems to assume he's bi even though he is on his third wife (with no kids) now and looks exactly how you'd expect a gay-for-pay/bi stripper/porn star to look at age 50.

We tend to forget that bisexual men exist and assume everyone is gay or straight. Consuelos definitely strikes me as someone who has 'dabbled,' and Ripa strikes me as someone who would encourage that and feel proud she landed a hot guy who has been with a lot of hot guys. She probably feels superior to Andy and Anderson and Don for marrying someone who'd be able to land twinks they can't.

From all these posts, it seems these two have nothing going for them besides their superficial looks and smarmy on-air 'personalities'. Just a gander at who they hang with speaks volumes. The ability "to land twinks they can't" is something to aspire to?!

Couples don't fuck 24/7, they have to talk to each other.

Kelly cannot act for shit and neither can Mark. Besides talking about their shallow lives, I'm not sure what their talent is.

Will the lot of you be drooling about them when they are old and decrepit? Anorexic Kelly already looks like The Crypt Keeper.

[quote] The ability "to land twinks they can't" is something to aspire to?!

To be clear, I don't think so, but to Andy Cohen? No doubt. And likely to Lemon and Bruce Bozzi.

Kelly's vaginal slit is probably as tight as her rosebud in the rear.