We need to save Ben from Jennifer!

I don’t feel bad for him at all. He’s the old washed up douche bag who used to be the star football player who dated the dated the head cheerleader but married his high school sweetheart and is now back with the cheerleader.

All shallow vapid breeders.

who?

R2 you’re incredibly out of touch if you think these two fame whores are unknown to young people lmao

Ben would be much happier with Jake Tapper’s feet in his face.

yeah well, all I know is none of my nieces or nephews has ever mentioned either one, R3

and the last I heard of Ben was "Argo"

R5 then you live under a rock.

Closet kills. Sad last days!

^ isn't that where Ben career went?

Ben isn’t gay. Accept it.

She seems exhausting and he looks exhausted there.

Why do people only count if young people know about them?

I’m sure he works his exasperation with her out in the bedroom.

He is a self-indulgent, arrogant alcoholic and she is an evil bitch.

She probably controls his every move and he resents it, because he's used to doing whatever he wants without having to face any consequences, just because he's a star. I guess he married her because her control freak tendencies have a stabilizing effect on his life and deep inside he enjoys her insufferable cuntiness, but the addict in him needs some freedom to engage in unrestricted debauchery and she won't allow it.

Oh well, I cannot say that I feel sorry for him. He is one of the most overrated actors in history (both in terms of talent and looks), and she is a talentless cube of lard with a horrible personality and a raging case of NPD.

AM - coffees & Ciggies

PM - booze & Ciggies

^rinse & repeat

The door slam says it all.

R16 exactly.

[quote]He’s the old washed up douche bag who used to be the star football player who dated the dated the head cheerleader but married his high school sweetheart and is now back with the cheerleader.

I agree that Lopez was the high school cheerleader/homecoming queen/prom queen that he dated and cheated on. Garner was that random girl that he hooked up with during his two semesters of college and who he got pregnant and had to quickly marry.

Random girl? She was the sweet wholesome all American girl who was popular in her own circle but not the HBIC like J Lo.

Yeah, that's what I said: random. The only thing Garner and Affleck ever had in common was that they were both obsessed with Ben. She tried to turn a ho into a househusband and FAILED. That's not who he is or ever was. Which took her more than a decade to figure out.

He slammed the door because he was mad at the paparazzi. He muttered under his breath about them while walking to the car. Slams the door then goes to his door and basically says “come on.”

watch it again.

He's so cranky, if you're fucking famous and go out and try to be normal it doesn't always work.

Ben is the straight guy who is dependent on women to take care of him like mothers.

Jennifer Garner was the wholesome happy homemaker who played housewife and treated Ben like the “additional child” in the family which is what a lot of women like that who divorce their husbands call them. They had 2 kids together and he was kid #3 to her.

That didn’t work out so he went back to the control freak who will tell him what to wear, what to say, what to do.

Yup. Ben Affleck is a Cambridge Boston Gen X guy. He’s not a Boston Irish Catholic but he grew up in that environment - like Marky Mark and Matt Damon.

Like you’ll notice Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon have those values - they married housewives and bred a village and are religious. Both in their 50’s with no divorce in sight.

It’s like if they weren’t actors they’d have all been firefighters or cops in Boston and followed that same exact path.

But Ben is wild and can’t conform to that so he thinks of himself as a loser.

He’d have been way happier living life as a bachelor and doing all the coke and women and gambling he wanted and not struggling to conform lol.

Some people are just addicts and fighting it makes it worse. It’s like someone once said “I don’t want a long time, I just want a good one”.

Damon is religious?

Is he like his Stillwater character, because that didn’t feel like acting to me.

I’d suck Ben’s cock. Daily, hourly, whenever. I still find him fucking HOT!

[quote] The door slam says it all.

It is odd. They were both aware they were being filmed. Was the door slam performative?

He didn't even make eye contact with her. They were obviously fighting. I don't think Affleck will ever be happy.

Jen should start opening her own door because one day he's going to "accidentally" slam it into her.

r27 Agreed.

He didn’t seem to be upset with her, but rather whoever was filming it.

I hope that their love can prevail.

Love wins.

I think she might be his one great love. I wonder if she can still have children. I would love it have they had kids, so that she could have one good looking kid.

R33, she is 53. So, nope - unless she froze young eggs or buy some.

I don't understand why celebrities get so pissed off at paparazzi, it comes with the job. Just wave at them and move on.

The same thing happened a few months ago. I really think it's more to do with the paps than anything.

Pissy Benny! You're lucky any pap cares to follow you around, hunny. Man up and stop slamming doors.

They need to save each other. He looks sloshed and is about to drive. He stumbled. Jesus take wheel.

Typical DL faggots blaming a woman. And yes I can say that word. I like Ben. I really do. One of the few to never to put on airs during 30 yrs career of fame. And he is hot as the sun, toupee and all. I think they might actually be truly in love.

[quote] Typical DL faggots blaming a woman.

R38 = Matt

He hires the paps.

Unless they've called them themselves, R36, which they do - often.

Sometimes drunks slam doors because they’re heavy handed. And then he feels embarrassed afterwards knowing they’re watching.

R33 I don’t think they love each other, they’re narcissists.

My Mom said it best, he was probably the only guy who’s ever dumped her.

And also, her career tanked after they split. Both her music and movie career suffered. “Rebirth” and “Brave” were flops and she had a hard time launching a hit single for years (“Fresh out the Kitchen” and “Louboutins”). She didn’t have a musical comeback until “On The Floor” in 2011.

So getting back with Ben Affleck is a full circle to her ego.

None of her other marriages worked out and this one won’t either lol.

He can't fully commit to the pap strut, even though he enthusiastically signed up for this fugazi Taylor-Burton charade.

Sullen cunt.

[QUOTE]One of the few to never to put on airs during 30 yrs career of fame

Never, none at all, whatsoever! Especially when he ordered Jack in the Box on the way to rehab!

I actually think he is more into Lopez than he ever was into Garner, who was clearly a rebound. As far as paparazzi, no doubt he calls them. He might be a bigger publicity whore than Lopez because I’ve seen way more candid pictures of him over the years than her. His kids were literally on the blogs daily for years, even when no one was checking for him or Garner.

R46 The thing is Lopez doesn’t need to call the paps. She what I call A+ famous. It’s more than just A list. She is top 5 one of the most famous people in the world, excluding political figures. She might be top 5 famous people period. Ben is surely super famous but can walk down the street without people being OMGGGGGG. He’s not like a Leo or even Will Smith.

He’s mad at the paparazzi. I love them together. They didn’t need to get married though. They could have been Kurt and Goldie.

Even if he was mad at the cameras, it must be exhausting to be with a perpetually angry man-child.

He looks pissed he's being filmed.

[quote] The same thing happened a few months ago. I really think it's more to do with the paps than anything.

JLo calls the paps and Ben is pissed because he's always drunk when they show up.

Not true^.

R21 R50 Yep, I thought the same thing. Jennifer and Ben were made for each other and I believe they'll get buried next to each other. They both seem to suffer from arrested development. Most adults would think "we broke up for a reason, it's better to move on", but they got back together after 20 years. And he had success as an Oscar winning actor, and in his 40s he was trying to be the next Batman. She's still trying to be a pop star, and even Ariana Grande is setting up an exit plan from that gig.

She’d literally fucked everyone, so she had to start recycling men.

What R21 says. But you old codgers are so DESPERATE to be snarky you just invent other scenarios.

I came here to type that R40.

This bastard always promoted himself with the help of the paps.

The only thing I want from this chucklefucks is a sequel to their South Park episode. Or a tell all from their kids

Lip Reader Decodes Seemingly Tense Moment Between Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck at 'Mother' Premiere

Some fans were concerned that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were arguing on the red carpet at the premiere of her new movie The Mother on Wednesday night (May 11) in Los Angeles. However, a lip reader knows what they were really talking about and can clear the air.

Several photos from the red carpet appeared to capture a tense exchange between the pair as they posed for pics at the event.

Were they really fighting? If so, what was it about?

A lip reader told the Daily Mail that Jennifer and Ben‘s conversation was not heated at all. In fact, they appear to be assuring each other and planning their poses.

At one point, it looks like Jennifer is worrying about her top. She seemingly asked Ben if she was “showing too much.” This isn’t the first time she’s asked for fashion advice from her husband.

Her husband was a calming presence, assuring her that the top was fine. He later whispered “don’t worry, babe” to her.

While posing for photos, Jennifer also seemingly told Ben to “come close to me.” After they were done with pics, they continued on with the night.

Fans have previously tried to decode a conversation that the couple had at the 2023 Grammys.

The guy just doesn’t learn from his mistakes.

There is no way that wasn’t a fight lololol

I've watched the video. In my opinion, they are REALLY into each other and they have a lot of chemistry. I see no fight. You people are nuts. I do wonder why Ben's face is collapsing. More than age. He looks sick or medicated or in despair. If he's sober he must hate it. If he's not sober, he must be ashamed.

If he ODs, will she bring a new man to the funeral or wait a month out of respect?

[quote]If he ODs, will she bring a new man to the funeral or wait a month out of respect?

We did a whole thread on Ben Affleck’s funeral…

OP’s video doesn’t work.

"If he ODs, will she bring a new man to the funeral or wait a month out of respect?"

You expect her to go to her husband's funeral without backup dancers?

She's one of those gals that can't be without out a man for week.

R64, that was some of our greatest work.

Going back to an ex from 20 years before is such a lower-class move.

In middle age, you see all these deplorables “rediscovering” idiots they went to high school with. It’s gross.

I’d expect Ben and JLo to have more options.,

What makes it a lower class move? Even Andie Macdowell did it.

I don't think that was Ben's cock in Gone Girl. It was digital or prosthetic and they filmed it so that it wasn't frontal with face and cock in the shot. I know that Jennifer Garner was on a talk show and recounted how she gave him permission to do the nude scene and she said "you're welcome" to the audience after saying that she gave her blessing. I think she lied and he lied and I don' t think they should use prosthetics for nude scenes and stuff. And I think Ben and Jlo will divorce probably in 2025. Ben will relapse before 2024.

Hahahaha R63, last time he dumped her she says she was heartbroken... But she was already banging Marc Anthony five days later... And in love with him.

Can you imagine getting over someone that fast? I can't.

Even though he was the one who left, even him was probably shocked a bit by her behavior.

That’s pretty impressive for Ben. Being the only guy who’s ever dumped her. She didn’t know how to react. Interesting that she went back to him and married him.

[quote]Going back to an ex from 20 years before is such a lower-class move.

JLo is a lower-class gal at heart.

If she was stuck in a woman-only environment for whatever reason, how soon would she go lez?

[quote]AM - coffees & Ciggies

[quote]PM - booze & Ciggies

Now that's what I call a balanced diet.

R70 I'm not sure "low-class" is the best fitting term. I'd say it shows a lack of development (which affects people of all class backgrounds), because it means that you haven't truly outgrown who you were in the past or found a more advanced relationship that was more meaningful. For example, people who constantly look back at their time in high school are usually the types that have pathetic adulthoods. They probably didn't go to college, move to a big city, or find success in their career. There is a chance that the past romance was meaningful and worth looking into --- but it usually isn't. There is a reason why people find it *cute* when people marry their high school sweetheart. Also, what's more pathetic is when a person still hangs out with everyone from their high school friend group. Ben and Jen are "special", so even though I think they're meant to be together, I would personally never go back to an ex after such a long time.

Ben wants a bossy bitch to tell him what to do. JLo dates any loser she can to avoid being single.

They've had another fight in traffic that was filmed. A Daily Mail exclusive from today.

Nice Dior Book Tote she's carrying but doesn't she know quiet luxury is a thing now.

R72 I think Jennifer just can't be alone. She rebounds right into another relationship and marries them. Every single one of her marriages has been a rebound from a serious relationship.

Too bad Jlo didn't have kids with Ben. Instead she and Marc Anthony created actual trolls.

All men were going to be a step down after Andie divorced Paul Qualley.

R82 from what I've seen of JLo's kids, they're extremely smart, likeable and well mannered, not the typical Hollywood brats. She has done a great job bringing them up. I think any kids they had together would have turned out insufferable.