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Parenting question

If your teenage son came up and said he needed his own bedroom now that he’s becoming a man and needs privacy; what would you think?

by Anonymousreply 33May 14, 2023 6:40 PM

He still sleeps in the same room as his parents?

by Anonymousreply 1May 10, 2023 9:51 PM

Today? That he wants to play video games all night.

by Anonymousreply 2May 10, 2023 9:52 PM

I think you need to set up a hidden camera in his room to assist with future casting efforts.

by Anonymousreply 3May 10, 2023 9:53 PM

He’s jacking off

by Anonymousreply 4May 10, 2023 9:54 PM

Definitely jacking off. Let'em have his room. You were young once.

by Anonymousreply 5May 10, 2023 9:59 PM

We're living in a garage- there are no 'spare rooms'!

by Anonymousreply 6May 10, 2023 10:01 PM

This is about Greg Brady, isn’t it?

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by Anonymousreply 7May 10, 2023 10:04 PM

I say, "Who the fuck are you? I don't have any children. Get a God damn job!"

by Anonymousreply 8May 10, 2023 10:06 PM

I'd want to know what on earth that boy is doing up there with the DOOR LOCKED!

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by Anonymousreply 9May 10, 2023 10:13 PM

I built my son an annexe after I couldn't go on ignoring the noises coming from his bedroom (which was above the living room). You only get that level of sex drive once in your life so you might as well make the most of it.

by Anonymousreply 10May 10, 2023 10:17 PM

God, who wants a teenager that DOESN'T Have their own room. EW!

All that angst and all those hormones need to be contained behind walls of posters, Clearasil, Noxzema and Jergens.

by Anonymousreply 11May 10, 2023 10:18 PM

Of course he needs his own room. We'll need privacy so my spouse doesn't discover us.

by Anonymousreply 12May 10, 2023 10:21 PM

WTF year is this? Don't all kids have their own bedrooms with en suites these days? So say all the cretins on HGTV.

by Anonymousreply 13May 10, 2023 10:26 PM

Is this Colton or Packer? I can't remember which one is at Reed.

by Anonymousreply 14May 10, 2023 10:27 PM

Whom is he sleeping with now?

by Anonymousreply 15May 10, 2023 10:29 PM

Who, R15. WHO!

by Anonymousreply 16May 10, 2023 10:30 PM

“I just have these urges, mama!”

by Anonymousreply 17May 10, 2023 10:31 PM

I left you something in your nightstand. I know you’ll need it.

by Anonymousreply 18May 10, 2023 10:40 PM

I'd agree. Remember the Brady Bunch episode where Greg gets his own pad in the attic.

by Anonymousreply 19May 10, 2023 10:44 PM

I hate spunk!

by Anonymousreply 20May 10, 2023 10:46 PM

R19 Time to jerk.

by Anonymousreply 21May 10, 2023 10:46 PM

Wants to be able to jerk off.

by Anonymousreply 22May 10, 2023 10:49 PM

All teens should have their own rooms and if people say they don't have the room then they shouldn't have had children.

by Anonymousreply 23May 10, 2023 10:59 PM

Yeah Mom. The floor is always sticky!

by Anonymousreply 24May 10, 2023 11:17 PM

Shy bussy.

by Anonymousreply 25May 10, 2023 11:19 PM

Mom is tired of crunchy hand towels in the bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 26May 14, 2023 5:03 PM

Greg has a crusty sock by his bed...

by Anonymousreply 27May 14, 2023 5:07 PM

[quote] I'd agree. Remember the Brady Bunch episode where Greg gets his own pad in the attic.

No, but R7 does.

by Anonymousreply 28May 14, 2023 5:09 PM

Are you a helicopter parent? That's really bad.

by Anonymousreply 29May 14, 2023 5:10 PM

Sometimes Alice likes to bust in Greg's sock...

just to show everyone her balls are bigger

by Anonymousreply 30May 14, 2023 5:15 PM

Who, [R15]. WHO!

—Nancy Lee Grahn

No, silly. R16

With whom is he sleeping now?

by Anonymousreply 31May 14, 2023 5:57 PM

I think this a splendid idea. I'm also the one who insisted he ask!

by Anonymousreply 32May 14, 2023 6:31 PM

What kid?

by Anonymousreply 33May 14, 2023 6:40 PM
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