John Holmes: Coronation of the Porn King
Let's talk about a real king--self-made and anything but boring: John Holmes, the Porn King
Known for his large penis, John Holmes reportedly insured his manhood for $14 million.
John Holmes also said that he had a 13.5-inch penis, which had not only rendered him unable to wear regular underwear but had also killed several people.
What do you know about him? Any of you ever had him? What are some of your favorite images?
Do you find him sexy in that vintage porn way?
What rumors do you know about his technique and the tragic mess of his fascinating life as king?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 9, 2023 8:52 AM
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Surely the penis had to be closer 10 inches. Still impressive nonetheless.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 9, 2023 7:37 AM
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A 13 inch dick is both a blessing and a curse, but more of a curse.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 9, 2023 7:50 AM
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His dong never get rock hard, and he looked slimy, sleazy all the time. And I'm pretty sure he inspired Beavis from Beavis and Butthead too.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 9, 2023 8:04 AM
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His dick killed several people?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 9, 2023 8:04 AM
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Wasn't he also uncut? Kind of unusual in those days.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 9, 2023 8:25 AM
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Scrawny body.
Bad skin.
IIRC sexually abused at a time when boys were considered "lucky" if adults had sex with them when they were underaged.
Died of AIDS while the police were hoping to get him to confess to his involvement in the Wonderland murders.
Women were refusing to do porn with him because he was abusive and violent.
How does that make him a "porn king?"
And if he was "The Porn King" who the fuck would want that crown?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 9, 2023 8:41 AM
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R8 That's a Tuesday night for your average naughty thespian. They're not stable people.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 9, 2023 8:52 AM
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