Lady Louise is blossoming

Another shot that shows her new maturity and confidence.

She looks good. The boy could have done with a trim or a hairbrush.

I noticed that as well. She looks lovely.

Where do they come up with these frocks and hats?

Frocks and Hats R US.

[quote]She looks good. The boy could have done with a trim or a hairbrush.

The boy is James, the son of Edward and Sophie and the queen's youngest grandchild at 15 and brother of Louise.

Wonky eye 👁️

“The Boy” doesn’t need a brush or a trim; he just needs a nice tumble and cuddle.

James could play Conrad in a remake of Ordinary People a few years from now. He's got the right look. Cute, yet sad. And they're remaking everything.

Her mother bears an uncanny resemblance to the late Mrs. Alex Murdaugh

She's 19 which made me feel better. At first with that pic and the word blossoming, it got a little creepy for a second.

Her brother is going to be absolutely gorgeous in his 20s, but then like his father and uncles and male cousins, he will crash and burn hard in his 30s.

stealth NAMBLA thread

OP next time make a thread about the little boy so you and yourbilk can fawn ovwr him cause we all know that was your aim

Buck would never have succeeded to the title of Earl of Wessex, r9.

The boy is good-looking, but being a Windsor that will end by the time he's 30 😏

Edward, his father, young

^ No wonder "Dockside Doris" was the bell of the ball

Lady Louise always looks pleasant, but her brother ALWAYS looks like he’s in the cusp of blowing his brains out. He never looks happy…whereas his sister always does.

Busted , complete DOG

He’s fifteen. Who’s happy at fifteen?

The Windsor will out for both of them. It always does.

Creepy Thread Fawnication over this boy again.

Lady Louise: from ugly duckling to beautiful swan.

By the way, she should accept the royal style and become a HRH Princess Louise as she's entitled.

She will be a handsome woman, but no great beauty.

I think that she has the potential to be a real knockout as an adult, with features that aren't quite model-perfect, but someone who looks damn good overall. With her pretty face, lovely coloring, and perfect skin, all she needs is a bit of self-confidence and a good stylist... which makes me ask who the HELL stuck her with that godawful out for the coronation???

Ghastly dress, old-lady hat. A pretty girl who's coming into her own deserves better.

A bit of a pudding, and almost certain to hit the wall early in true Windsor style and start looking like a Herefordshire WI matron by 29, but - yes - better looking than most of them.

OP, are you in your prime?

OP giving off creepy vibe….

No candle to Dear Southern Belle Lady G.

[quote[]she's proving to be turning into a really pretty woman

Whatever she's going to turn into, she's already turned, and it's not attractive.

James is like Barron Trump. Not happy with what he was born into, at least the public performance aspects of it.

There is something off about her looks. She's not very pretty but co.parex to Andrew's two bug eyed kids, I guess she's pretty.

^^^compared to...I hate typing this early on my phone.

Very unfortunate looking family. Some of the boys have a flash of beauty but then it's quickly gone. The girls are just homely.

Eyes too close together as a result of hundreds of years of inbreeding. She’s UAF.

She looks like she could be the next Princess Anne where looks are concerned. Meanwhile her brother seems to be heading towards a grumpy jowliness without the peak of ephebic beauty DL predicted—that happened to cousin William, too.

"Klan granny" is so apt sometimes.

The Royal-born are not elite in the looks department. Unless they hide the attractive ones away, like Cinderella?

What is the opposite of blossoming? That’s what her brother is doing.

Those Windsor genes though… ufff… you can throw in relatively attractive mixers like Di and Kate, and those horsey Windsor genes just take over.

Who dressed her? That outfit is awful and that hat looks like something granny would wear. The saddest thing about that whole family is their habit of taking young women and putting them in ugly, matronly clothes more suited to a 50 year old frau. Even that Kate person looks better in t-shirts and jeans with a blazer.

As one of my deceased love's ex-girlfriends said about one of his ex-boyfriends: "He's okay if you like girls".

She almost killed her mother in childbirth.

Sophie lost so much blood she was 20 minutes from death.

r41 kindly provide your pronouns

He/Him r43.

They finally did her hair, instead of letting out in public wit the frizzy mess they seemed to enjoy pushing. They also stop dressing her like some Amish girl visiting the big city.

So, yeah, she’s blossomed because her parents are probably not in control and Edward’s broke ass got her a hair and makeup person for the event.

That dress was fine, but boring and basic, like the princess (yes, she legally a princess).

The son is handsome but doesn’t seem to really age. Shame if he’s another Barron Trump (special needs) because he could easily be the most handsome young man in the family.

Edward is the only gay man I know that let’s the women around him go out in public looking a hot mess.

It won’t be long before the boy looks exactly like Jim Bob Walton.

One thing I’ll say for the Windsors is that they all have great skin. Louise, James, young Edward, Harry, William. I’m the same age as William and I remember seeing his pictures a lot in magazines and he never had any acne. I had a moderate amount (my forehead was the worst) but his skin was always smooth and red cheeked.

But, I still have my hair so I’m pleased about that.

[quote] Lady Louise is blossoming

Are we talking about her personal ‘private garden’ down there.

Well…attractive for a Windsor.

I feel like I need to log on to ancestry.com to understand R41's comment.

The media keeps trying to make her a thing, but IMO she's lacking the X-factor.

She is not beautiful or particularly pretty but compared to the rest of the Windsor clan she is passable but will hit the wall soon like the rest of the family.

She could look more attractive by being properly dressed. Every event she is photographed in shows her dressed in hideous dumpy frocks which is unfortunate, the coronation outfit is especially terrible and should be burned in a bonfire.

Get the boy on Propecia NOW.

Seriously, what does that clan have against 5-alpha-reductase inhibitors?

The men are cute, then look like total shit balding and bald.

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The bovine is rapidly emerging in both kids. Doubtless the strongest genes in that whole family come from Princess Adelaide, against which even the slightly less homely Battenberg, Hanover, Bowes-Lyon, and Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg strains don't stand a chance.

OP, please make an appointment with an ophthalmologist.

I don't wish to be cruel, or to start rumors. But I have watched James son of Edward in several videos, and live shots, and photos, and I m beginning to wonder if he has a disability of some kind.

I agree the dress and the hat were just awful. They would have been more fitting on one of her great-aunts.

I just don't get the royals' idea of fashion. Sometimes Kate wears something spectacular, but she's the only one. Louise, her mother, the York girls, Camilla, Meghan, all wear such strange clothing--it never flatters them. I don;t see why they can't have stylists if they spend so much money on dresses (as they do).

^ I have thought the same. He is easily overwhelmed and often breaks down in tears. He's a cute kid I hope his parents are helping him, but being Windsors I doubt it

R58 they try to look traditional but fail miserably. However it beats the trashy American looks I see everyday.

I think he's just shy and doesn't like all of the crowds and being on display. Typical 15 yr old. He'd rather be playing video games or masturbating.

R55, that's got to be a man in drag.

Trashy American R60? Lol, have you seen those heifers who grace British tabloids? Don't try and pretend brits are the epitome of class.

The boy looks like a normal kid. That girl looks like she hopped off the special bus.

Sophie gave birth to James at 43, after many tries at IVF.

So they were dealing with an old womb, Edward's even older sperm, and who knows whose eggs.

A recipe for autism. It's now known that older sperm brings a higher risk of it, in addition to an older mother.

Bingo R64. The boy looks like a normal introverted teen. The girl is downright pitiful. Her parents will have to pay someone to marry her.

James reminds me of the kid who played young Voldemort in one of the Harry potters- serious and kind of sad looking. He could just be a very shy kid, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he’s got special needs. I remember that photo of QEII 90th with all the grandkids and he was the only one not smiling. He’s always been introverted and solemn.

Does he go to Eton?

[quote]Her parents will have to pay someone to marry her.

Lol, with whose money?

Isn’t she on the spectrum?

At first glance, R62, I thought it was Sam Smith.

She'll be prime wife material for other aristocrats. I assume that's why she's at St. Andrew's.

[quote] At first glance, [R62], I thought it was Sam Smith.

Sam Smith would kill to look that masculine.

R68 Doesn't he get a generous salary for being a working royal? Does his wife work? Why did they wait so late in life to have kids?

She should have married the young Duke of Westminster, not the common girl he chose.

@r73, "Why did they wait so late in life to have kids? "

Gay men need time to work up to reproducing 🙄

I suspect Louise is far prettier in person than she appears to be in photographs. She has delicate features and lovely skin, which can look stunning in person, but what photographs well is the sort of angular features she lacks, and a certain self-possession, which she may or may not develop.

She's slim, blonde, and has a long neck, so she could look quite stunning in fashionista clothes... if she ever wants to. Personally, I hope she has something better to do with her time, but that's up to her.

I like Lady Elaine. She should be Queen of somewhere.

She’s a spitting image of Queen Mary, who was also tall and handsome as a young woman. Hopefully that’s all she inherited.

Louise had complications that they were very up front about but the son has always been morose: this didn’t start with the teenage years. Whatever the situation, I wish them well.

Those Hanoverian genes are strong as hell but they’ve traditionally maintained their lovely complexions and beautiful eyes, even after hitting the Windsor Wall.

Louise may be the spitting image of Mary of Teck, but she can't hold a candle to Helen Mirren playing an impersonator of Mary of Teck.

James looks like any 15 yr old who is forced to go out in public with his parents.

He’s had that look since he was like 7. I think it’s just his face.

Are you guys trolling or being serious? You can see the Hasburg descent in her. She looks like a man.

I’m American so to me she looks like a middle aged transvestite from the 90s. Old men who used to wear Laura Ashley dresses to cross dress.

She’s ugly.

Totally agree r82. Fat yet somehow horsey face, teeth look like she dug out a garden with her mouth, and mannish.

I guess she’s considered a beauty in that family however. They are not a handsome people, the Windsors.

Is that her future-intended husband beside her in the photo? Or her brother? Or, both??

[quote] Or, both??

Modern Britain is not ancient Egypt.

I’d like to reboot James at 15 now that I’ve found a worthy star. There will be much full frontal nudity.

The brother will suck many cocks and take it up his ass.

R38 The opposite of blossoming is wilting. James is wilting.

R47 Don't forget you have only seen William through the lens, not up close in person. You have no idea how good his natural skin is. Before he goes in front of cameras, I'm sure he has a team of make-up artists to make him look 'presentable' and cover any acne.

As for Louise - she looks like cast member from "Little House on the Prairie". That Laura Ashley look is at least 40 years old.

As for Edward, he could've spiced it up a bit and borrowed that costume Lil Nas X wore at the Met Gala last week.

[quote]The girl is downright pitiful. Her parents will have to pay someone to marry her.

"I know, right?!? I feel sorry for the poor girl. I hogged all the good genes!"

^^^ That scared the hell out of me. Good God, Eugenie is a raving beauty in comparison. I wonder is Bea is jealous of her sister?

OP sounds like someone’s grandmother.

The English are notoriously homely

Lady Louise looked really good at the concert tonight. Lovely.

Indeed, 93. She looked fantastic.

R89 damn it’s unfortunate for her she got the crazy eyes and teeth. One is bad enough, but both is just cruel.

[quote] Lady Louise always looks pleasant, but her brother ALWAYS looks like he’s in the cusp of blowing his brains out. He never looks happy…whereas his sister always does.

I think one reason he may not smile when out in public much is that he's still wearing braces, the old-fashioned wired kind. I've also noticed that when it's obvious he's laughing about something, he'll cover his mouth with his hands.

This thread is equal parts stupid and cruel, and entirely cringe-worthy.

Welcome to DL R97.

Most of DL isn't misogynistic, anachronistic Royalists slicing and dicing a teenaged girl for fun, R97. YMMV.

Between OP and OP at R94 she went from spinster to party girl.

Some of the posts here and vicious even by DL standards. Grown adults picking on kids and ridiculing their looks is not cool.

^ *are vicious

She looks great and is going to be beautiful when she matures into adulthood. The dress and hat are lovely and classy in this age of slut kartrashian dressing.

Show us your tits!

I don't think kartrashian sluttines is attractive but that hat and dress scream middle-aged matron. I can Hyacinth Bucket in that get up.

There are some hotties in the male side of the Windsor family tree. I think Victoria’s gay son and Queen Elizabeth’s gay uncle.

Edward also wore braces as a teenager, and hated it.

Runt of the litter was mid-30s before he finally found someone willing to marry his gay ass. Then they had to reproduce, using her cobwebby womb and his ballet-dancer sperm.

R107 Add Louise as well. She could still be seen wearing braces into 2021.

The way the UK media writes about her you would be forgiven for thinking she's a young Ursula Andress or Jaclyn Smith. When in reality, she's rather plain.

Most of the Windsors look like extras in one of those Mike Leigh kitchen sink dramas.

Just a couple more pics of Lady Louise

One more

She looks older than her grandmother.

She has a lovely youthful and old-fashioned romantic quality, with her height, good skin, and blonde hair, but, unfortunately, her beauty likely won't last. She'll probably always be nice-looking and seems like a pleasant girl, but I foresee Princess Anne redux for her. I like her because she had that sweet relationship with her grandpa Prince Philip and learned his favorite hobby, carriage driving. That's probably what makes me think of her as old-fashioned.

The clothes on the women at the coronation are what you would expect. They're traditional. It's not a red-carpet event or fashion show; they're supposed to look only as attractive as suitability allows.

Louise and James were said to be the Queen's favorite grandchildren (in that order).

A red lip is very aging. Charlotte Tilbury Pillow Talk, or another pink leaning nude,would have been a more flattering shade.

If James isn't special needs then the family, primarily William, needs to prepare him for a working royal role. He's one of the only handsome young men in the senior royal branch of the family. I predict he will continue to looking handsome into his 20s and fall off in his 30s when the hair goes. But they should consider using him in 10 years time for royal work.

[quote] I predict he will continue to looking handsome into his 20s and fall off in his 30s when the hair goes.

Maybe James will luck out and get the hair gene from his mom's side. Uncle David has a nice snowy head of hair.

She has strabismus, correct? Why has she not had her eyes fixed?

DL consensus is that James-at-not-even-16 has already hit the wall. Those Mountbatten-Windsors do have a teeny window.

No one has concluded that, R120. Quite the opposite.

[quote]She has strabismus, correct? Why has she not had her eyes fixed?

I'm not sure what she has/had after a failed surgery when was she was a toddler her parents opted for no more surgery.

R122 She reportedly had a second surgery in 2014.

Did they do the trick where she had to wear glasses but they put tape over the inside corner so it forces her eye to look out? A friend of mine did that for her kid and it fixed his lazy eye. Took about three years. A slow alternative to surgery.

From early on, Edward and Sophie prepped their kids to work for a living (i.e. have real-life jobs), saying it will be their decision if they want to do the royal business. Sophie reiterated this a few years ago.

She looks trans.

Her dress may be Laura Ashley 1980s, but I still think it's pretty.

Please let’s stop trying to make this dull milk pudding of a girl happen.