Andy Samberg could destroy my guts if he wanted

Op no thanks to you for your graphic description

Amazing what orthodontics and a haircut can accomplish ✔

All I want for Christmas is his dick in a box. (Hanukkah?)

I have been told I resemble him, which I guess is flattering? I never know what to make of celebrity comparisons when the guy isn’t generally known for being hot or homely.

Brooklyn 99 was such a great show that never got the attention or awards it deserved.

He’s one of those guys who most people would not say is ugly, but would never say he is hot either. He’s very much one of those guys who is just normal/average. But then you will have those people who are attracted to guys who look like him.

Andre Braugher was nominated for the Emmy 4 times.

huh, I’ve always thought he was hot, even more so because he’s hilarious. Cute guy, cocky attitude, big nose, make me laugh means he’s a total stud in my book.

He's got a nice body.

R8 I agree with you but everyone has different tastes.

Absolutely the kind of nipples I could suck on for a few hours.

He’s a funny, good Jewish boy.

He’s one of those Jews who you can tell is Jewish by just looking at them.

Bready teeth

He's bizarrely attractive. At times he's cute. I bet he'd be fun to fuck. Like really fun.

He’s the goofy type of hot.

Girthy cock

I think he's hot

I'd eat his goofy ass!

I remember Dan Savage was really hot for Andy Samberg and his giant mouth like 20 years ago.

I get it.

Yuck.

Naked butt.

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

R22 my god, is that real??? 🤩

R23 are you serious!? Yes.

It’s also old.

What a fucking horrible expression, OP! Do you really pull the guys with talk like that?

R24 he has a flatter, half-crack ass. I think it’s someone else. He was never that buff.

He was r26.

Doesn’t look like the same ass.

It’s all about angles.

I used to love his shorts on SNL. Then he made some unfortunate choices in his projects.

Andy is reaching peak time for a Jewish man. It's all the way down to Larry King from here.

I always found him sexy if not attractive. As someone said, he looks like he'd be a lot of fun in bed.

I feel like he’s one of the few comedians who doesn’t have dark energy behind the laughs. Most comedians actually have a lot of issues or anger etc. he seems like a normal funny guy

If I saw him walking down the street I would never know he’s 44. He looks a good decade younger.

I don't remember ANYONE saying Adam was ugly on SNL.

Why must DLers invent shit to create their thread openers.

He’s cute. And a bottom. 😉

He got an extremely subtle nose job that's very good work.

And he got veneers—a huge improvement.

His feets in my mouth 👅, please and thank you.

[quote] What a fucking horrible expression, OP! Do you really pull the guys with talk like that?

I've always had a HUGE crush on him....I would rim him deep!

[quote] I would rim him deep!

He'd be in trouble deep.

I’ve also always found him incredibly sexy - it’s about more than “conventionally handsome” looks.

I find him sexy, top to bottom, everything. And he seems to be a good guy. Don't care for Brooklyn 99. I can go for juvenile humor. But that show didn't do it for me. He is even sexier when he is serious, imo.

Here he is mile long thirst trap.

Those melons at R22 are perfectly ripe.

You're so classy OP!

He's had about a pound and a half of nose shaved off. And clearly had some veneers put in. But it all works well. He's a hottie now.

I always thought he was cute.

[quote] Now he’s aging like a fine wine and looks hot.

Some men are fortunate that way.

I think these have been seen a lot, but he was gorgeous in his youth with the long hair.

The other pic.

He did an episode of Finding Your Roots and had a really cool relationship with his mom. They share a very strong resemblance but it works better on him.

I'm a top so I wouldnt let him "destroy my guts" as OP puts it so delicately

But he is quite lovely, very attractive, would like to bed him. OP has good taste in men

“Destroy my guts” is such a pathetic line

He’s always been my type

Have always had a crush on him. He has Big Dick Energy. I also find Jorma Taccone kind of hot. I used to love the "Jorma dances to..." clips.