GOOP says Ben was amazing at fucking her brains out

I could definitely see him being a great fuck back when he was young and fit. Now he's a sad drunk.

So that’s what happened to them.

How sad that she indulged some low-rent podcaster and answered private questions about her past sex life from 20+ years ago. She, Affleck, and Pitt have all moved on decades ago and have kids from other marriages. Plus, she and Affleck are currently married to other people. Pretty disrespectful of her toward Affleck and Pitt, not to mention J-Lo and all the kids involved. Some things are better left private, Goop. I don't want to ever hear you complain in the future about tabloids or paparazzi culture invading your privacy if you're going to dangle catnip like this.

Get off it you fat cunt ^. If I fucked these two men you better believe I'd brag about it to anyone who is within earshot, and so would you.

The only sex rumor I heard about him is he’s occasionally into drag queens. Literally.

R4 But your situation isn't the same, because you're a fucking nobody and you probably don't have a spouse or kids to worry about embarrassing. So, continue to jerk yourself off alone since no one wants to fuck you.

Kitty's got claws! Get out frau.

P.S. Didn't he also eat out a stripper in public while engaged to JLo?

R5 lies.

^^ JLo?

r3 is a retard.

R10 is a bitter cunt I've blocked.

whaaa....lolz

Hopefully they do the same back to her. I’m sure their responses would be less complimentary.

Did Matt sit in the corner and watch?

[quote]GOOP says Ben was amazing at fucking her brains out

So that's what happened to them!

Pink meat? What difference does the color make?

Well, you don't want it to clash do you r16?

R16 it makes no difference at all. Just stating what the rumors said. Supposedly the body is the same skin tone as the rest of him and the head is pink and it’s thick

[quote]Pink meat? What difference does the color make?

I guess it means that it's supposedly his REAL dick and not a transplant from someone of another race (?).

I wish I had looked when I met him.

Oh that's right, thick too. They're ALWAYS thick. Always in line with Dataloungers' fantasies.

And of course all our enemies have teeny tiny micropeens. How convenient as well.

I do not find it convenient at all r21!

[quote]teeny tiny micropeens

Dad, is that you?

Well-played, R23

Puta!

Don’t feel lick clicking on the link. What does technically excellent mean?

He showed that big schlong in Gone Girl. Also, fuck off R3-why are you fraus invading this site?

Goop gets to strut her stuff all she wants. She was IT in her heyday. She got to get her brains fucked out by Ben Affleck before his downward spiral and that absolute abomination of a back tattoo. She got to have Brad before his downward spiral. And Luke Wilson, before HIS downward spiral. Also Donovan Leitch back when he was sexy AF.

Gosh who else? Robert Sean Leonard? Chris Martin before he was overtly lame and dorky.

She got to fuck all the men before all of their assorted downward spirals, the lucky bitch!

Classless antics by Gwenyth

[quote] why are you fraus invading this site?

R27 I'm not a frau, and I have ZERO problem with sex talk. But, I'm a single gay guy. There aren't kids or a husband to worry about embarrassing by my cock talk. None of Ben's or Brad's kids deserve to have Gwyneth running her mouth in public about their dads' past sex lives, same goes for Goop's kids. As spouses, Brad Falchuk and J-Lo don't deserve it, either.

PS: Yes, Ben's schlong in Gone Girl was magnificent. Let's all have a look at it.

R29, I sell candles that smell like my twat, what do you expect?

R30 where is it?

GOOP in ten years times, reliving her glory days and reminiscing about her many, many men.

Atta girl!

R32 Here's a still frame for you. Click in on the gif at R30 to see it in motion (sadly, for just a nanosecond). 🍆👀😈😏

I’d pay good money to hear Jennifer Coolidge say Ben Affleck has a Flat Ass! Carry on.

I can never see anything on those imgbb links. While they're loading, within a split second ads pop up and cover everything. Why do so many posters use them?

That FAGGOT with the scrawny ass never fucked anyone-

He always was and always will be a BOTTOM.

Um R37 , Matt? you forgot to sign your post

[quote]He showed that big schlong in Gone Girl.

Dude it's CGI. NOT a secret.

I'd give it a go.

Wow, she was completely adorable back in the day

Unlike Granny Gwyneth, Pitt and Affleck are still fuckable.

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JLo better watch her back! Sounds like pancake ass wants her man back all to herself.

R43 idk. I think it looks real. Unlike ones like Theo James

She really was a doll, R41.

I wonder why the hell she and Brad broke up? She says in that podcast that it was "love of my life" vibes. They were engaged and everything. They kinda should have gotten married and had babies.

R46 has never lived real adult life.

Shit happens.

You sound like a middle schooler.

R38- It was too late by the time I remembered.

Those of us in the restaurant biz know how crappily Goop treated Chris Martin. As though he didn't exist. Chris would actually wave at waiters and say, "Hey, I'm here too".

R47 Oh, you sweet little asshole you. I was just making pleasant small talk. At least I was contributing positively to the flow of the thread, unlike you, who apparently has nothing better to offer than to lay in wait just to piss on some unexpecting innocent's cornflakes. Just because if you are a miserable cunt, you have to make everyone around you miserable, too. Right? Is that the deal, you shit fuck?

I like to think of Ben's big dick sliding up Matt's plump ass.

Goop allegedly also fucked Viggo Mortensen in his prime when they did a film together. It was that on-set affair that allegedly ended her relationship with Pitt.

She looked like a Simpsons character and has weird banana titties. Plus she's spent how many years and dollars trying to convince everyone that her pussy smells good.

Let's not forget her little fling with Chef Mario Batali while they filmed in Spain.

I want to forget that image popped in my head ^^

R18 I’ve said this before here but I was on a flight to Logan in 1998 or 1999 and Ben sat across the aisle from me and he had the best complexion / skin tone I have ever seen on anyone. His face was pinkish / rosy. He was glowing and exuded health. He was like a human version of a 10 month old golden retriever.

I believe you r56, but he wasn't 30 yet and that was before the booze and drugs (smack, at times, if rumors are to be believed) took their toll.

Brad Pitt went from Gwyneth Paltrow to Jennifer Aniston. He definitely upgraded with Aniston compared to Goop, both in looks and personality. Hell, Jennifer Aniston today in her 50s looks better than Gwyneth back then in her late 20s.

Gwyneth is such a stupid cunt.

Fish sticks compliment to Ben ment that he ate great pussy. That is the technical prowess she was complimenting. Pitt probably had endurance but it takes a guy who eats pussy to satisfy a woman.

BRAVO MANGE LE CHAT!

[quote]R58 He definitely upgraded with Aniston compared to Goop, both in looks and personality.

Aniston looks like a lot of girls I went to high school with. I’m sure her personality is better than Goop’s (whose isn’t??) but, when she tries, I think GP is better looking.

It all depends on what you admire.

Jennifer is very healthy looking but she's always had a boyish, homely face

Paltrow should have stuffed her mouth with goop. What an ass.

Lol I finally realized where "GOOP" came from. I must be the worlds biggest idiot.

R26, I think she meant he had excellent technique, but I didn’t read the story.

I can picture her thinking those two words are the same.

I believe she meant that he knew all the things to do but it was by rote, no real passion. The kind of guy who does the exact same thing with every chick. And does it because it's expected, not necessarily because he finds it hot.

Goop puts the ass in class!

Ben Affleck is a tard. He threw a fit at Bill Maher and Sam Harris for pointing out that Islam is dangerous. Ben called them “racists.” lol

She got to ride this every night, the lucky cunt.

Closeted gay guys become experts on pleasing a woman. I think what she's insinuating is there was no real heat or passion- just a desperate search for the g-spot.

This is a woman who’s satisfied eating bone broth.

He gave ‘er the “bone broth,” alright.

This thread is fucking hilarious

I wish them all well.

[quote]Let's not forget her little fling with Chef Mario Batali while they filmed in Spain

First time I’m hearing this, though I wouldn’t put it past either of them. Any details, R54?

She dated Robert Sean Leonard from Dead Poets Society also.

And she dated former model Donovan Leitch

R46 she ended it with Pitt and said she was too young and rushing into things because he wanted marriage and to start a family but she ended up feeling like she was rushing, and she said looking back now she feels he was too good for her at the time. She ended it with Pitt in 1997 and shortly after started dating Ben from 1997- 2000. She later said Ben wasn’t in a good place at the time and shouldn’t have been in any relationship.

She started dating Pitt in 1995 and inn1996 were engaged. She broke it off in 1997. I’m sure most would agree that’s pretty fast. She was in her early 20s at the time.

Pitt has always been family oriented and wanted to get married and start having kids since he was young.

Getting married and having kids in your early twenties is dumb.

Wow. I can't believe I agree with Paltrow on something. Maybe it really is End Times, DL.

I'll tell you why Paltrow broke up with Pitt.

Pitt is dull. JFK, Jr. was dull.

Their extraordinary faces and bodies served to divert from that, but, it's true.

Once a woman is bored outta their mind with you, no matter how good looking you are, you're toast. She may not yet have moved on physically, but when with you, her mind and heart are elsewhere and it's only a matter of time until the body follows.

Facts.

I've written it before and I do so again. If JFK, Jr. hadn't killed himself and the Bessette sisters, CBK, would have, long ago, left JFK, Jr. and, by now, be with her 2nd or so billionaire.

R80 And if Jackie on assistance had lived longer, she would have back door-introduced CBK to the first billionaire.

Why is she bringing up old shit?

Because she was asked.

[quote]I'll tell you why Paltrow broke up with Pitt. Pitt is dull. JFK, Jr. was dull.

Gwinnie ain't exactly a thrill a minute herself.

She REALLY believes she is though R84.

Somehow in her post-menses years Paltrow went so unapologetically frau that she crossed over into camp and became a bitchy queen, and I love her for it. The same happened to Martha Stewart.

I don’t think she was bored of Pitt. She felt rushed by him.

I get what she means. When you are in love with somebody even mediocre sex is great because you are passionate for the person because you have so much feelings for them. Affleck was great in bed but she wasn’t in love with him like she was with Pitt, so while he was technically better the sex didn’t have as much meaning for her as it did with Pitt.

BINGO, R88

"Because she was asked."

A lady doesn't discuss such things. She's trash.

Supposedly Seinfeld has a thing for her. She and his wife are pals.

You can watch the clip here.

I wonder why all the guys she's fucked never return the favor and say she's the best they've ever had?

That would be a stupid choice to make in todays climate r93. A man saying what she did would get them canceled.

It's been a hell of a few weeks for candid celebrity confessions on podcasts. First it was Christina Aguilera talking about supplementing her protein intake with spunk. Then Meghan Trainor started oversharing about the enormity of her husband's helmet.

Now Gwyneth Paltrow has waded into the fray to tell listeners of the Call Her Daddy podcast that - of all her partners – Ben Affleck was "technically excellent in bed".

Ben, it should be noted, speaks equally highly of Gwyneth. While in the dresser's room for Shakespeare In Love, Ben was being strapped into a complicated pair of shoes with a skirted Miss Paltrow stood next to him. In front of the male dresser, Ben began to work his hand up her inner thigh, exclaiming upon reaching the top...

"Gwyneth, you have the finest growler!"

Pitt has an average sized penis, maybe Ben is packing?

[quote]I don’t think she was bored of Pitt. She felt rushed by him.

Yeah, but after they broke up she said—in so many words—that it was because he was stupid.

[quote] Yeah, but after they broke up she said—in so many words—that it was because he was stupid.

R97 This is completely believable to me. As an actor, I thought she was all right in her early career. She was good in Sliding Doors, Shakespeare in Love, and The Talented Mr. Ripley. But outside of her performances, she gives off a rather arrogant and can't-be-bothered vibe that I find tiresome about her.

rumor back when they first got together was that JLo slept with Ben as fun fling. And it was so good she quickly left her husband of a few months.

Jel-Lo is dickmatized.

Goop used to make fun of Ben too, I remember her making a snide remark about some gauche emerald jewelry she received from him. Also saying his perfect woman was a Scores waitress.

Because Ben was awful

Amazing for a fag.

Someone needs to convince Goopie to join up on DL. She would dish up the most deliciously cunty insider gossip.

Rumors abound about her cheating ways. With John Hannah during the filming of Sliding Doors. With Viggo during filming of A Perfect Murder. Jay Z AND Jeffrey Soffer while married to Chris Martin. Martin and Jigga were the best of friends at the time There’s also a rumor that she and Falchuk live in separate houses. Another open marriage? She’s a queer duck. And not in a good way. She did go behind Winona’s back to get the part in Shakespeare in Love so she’s not above playing shady lady to get what she wants. Friendship be damned. The Daily Mail once referred to her as SNOOTY actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Hee hee.

She didn't go behind Winona's back, Winona went behind her back.

Gwyneth sounds like a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

r106 Goop read the script because Winona had it. she did go behind her back.

Regardless. They're both cunts.

[quote] But outside of her performances, she gives off a rather arrogant and can't-be-bothered vibe that I find tiresome about her.

I said this earlier today at R98 above, and can't believe at the time that I didn't remember this Kathy Griffin clip circa 2004. Kathy describes her first-hand experience with Goop exactly as I've always imagined her. Insufferable, with no sense of humor.

R68- I guess he considers it worse to be a racist than a CLOSET QUEEN.

I can't imagine reaching the Pinnacle that young and ending up normal, especially as a woman in that environment. I made insane decisions in my 20s and don't have to answer for it.

What is this bitch’s problem? Shut the fuck up already. You’re irrelevant and nobody cares who you did or didn’t fuck 30 years ago.

Paltrow is aging.

Her website sells expensive kitsch.

It was predictable she'd get around to selling the inventory of her memories long-ago relationships with famous, hot men.

I am surprised, however, that she didn't think it through and resist. There is a whiff (sorry to remind of the vagina candles) of desperation about this.

When was the last time she acted?

Ben looks like he fucks aggressively. He'll throw you down and really work his dick inside you.

Pitt looks like he'd want you to do all the work.

Ben always looks like he's about to shed tears. I'll bet he has a crying jag after he cums.

Ben had to try harder, look at his face when he was dating her. That was before his Pearl Harbor makeover.

Ben never cried after sex with me.

Ben cries before he has sex with Jlo.

I bet Gwynnie got off on “slumming” with Ben.

(That’s how she would see it.)

She said Ben was technically good. What's that mean?

She said technically excellent. And that means he was excellent at sex in a technical way. He knew what he was doing in bed and a great fuck. But it was just that with him as opposed to Pitt, who wasn’t as good at sex but it meant so much more with him because she had such strong feelings for him, something she didn’t have for Ben.

It's not like she could have said "sex with Ben was mind-blowing". Both she and he are married. Saying he was "technically excellent" could just be a more appropriately detached version of that.

GOOP is a fucking snob.

R109 Thanks for linking the KG performance. I love her!

Ben is from a richer family than Glop.

And she and Brad broke up because he screwed around on her so much. Everything out of Glop’s horse mouth is a lie.

Your first sentence is true r126, but not the second. Paltrow was unfaithful to Pitt, that's been well-documented. Brad really adored her and was devastated by the breakup.

Remember the nudes of her and Brad?

Diane Venora told us at Ben Frank's that Gwyneth hired the photographer to snap those pics and release them.

So Gwyn cheated on Brad and he was devasted. Then he cheats very publicly on his wife. You'd think getting cheated on would give him him compassion or empathy.

Gwyneth gets away with low-class everything, from TMI to sex advice to her vulgar merchandise to nude pix, because she has that "blonde classy" look, like Grace Kelly had.

r113 Martha Stewart looks better!

I always found Brad hotter with short hair.

R132 looks like the 70s bush carpet doesn't match the drapes. I fucking knew it.

R133=Neely O'Hara

R28 Before HER downward spiral, too.

That is so trashy of gwyneth to say this. These men have children. Just because gwyn advertises what a whore she is, she doesn't need to open up everyone else to things from 2 or 3 decades ago.

She's the common denominator in all their lives. She's bad news

I'd want to know my dad was good in the sack.

God the pearl clutchers in here are nauseating. Has to be frauen.

"Technically excellent" means he likes to eat pussy.

Since he's such a drunk he can't get it up, his proclivity is handy, one supposes.

This is the first I've seen of the Paltrow nudes. I guess everyone was so thrilled with seeing Pitt naked that they didn't bother with her trashy pics. Brad has a great looking body. Not an ounce of fat on him. Great torso. So many were complaining about his shortcomings but he looks damn fine to me. So many people are obsessed with massive dix.

R143 You're referring to what?

Prime Affleck would have been a hot fuck.

A drunken mess no doubt. But a hot fuck.

[quote] Cooper prompted Paltrow to play a game comparing Affleck and Pitt in a number of categories, asking her to name the better dresser (Pitt), romantic (Pitt), comedian (Affleck), arguer (Affleck), kisser (tied), and, of course, who was better at sex. "That's really hard, because Brad was like the sort of 'major chemistry, love of your life' at the time, and then Ben was like technically excellent," she said, adding, "I can't believe my daughter is listening to this."

I don't get where she's saying he was amazing at fucking her brains out.

He gets a lot of criticism but in his prime Ben was a hottie. Tall, square jaw, broad shouldered. JLo is fucking him now solely based on what he looked like then and I don't blame her.