Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Horse

Why is arrested for this?

Was the horse the top or the bottom?

What was she wearing?

Did the horse leave satisfied?

What if the horse gets pregnant?

I don't recommend it.

Some pervs will stick their dicks in anything.

Has Sarah Jessica Parker commented?

R8, NEIGH!

New meaning to "hung like a horse."

[quote]Jack R. Blanke, 40, was arrested on charges of sexual contact with an animal and criminal trespassing.

Sexual contact?

At least he didn't meet the same fate as Mr. Hands:

[quote]Ten years ago this month, a resident of Enumclaw, Washington, named Kenneth Pinyan was pronounced dead due to "acute peritonitis [that resulted from the] perforation of the sigmoid colon during anal intercourse with a horse." A surveillance camera captured the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital after his horrific erotic encounter, leading detectives to 54-year-old James Michael Tait, who lived next to a 39-acre farm. At the man's trailer, the police confiscated the recording of Pinyan, or "Mr. Hands" as his zoophile friends called him, being fucked by a horse they referred to as "Big Dick."

He...sucked off a 'orse

So what?

Did the horse like it?

Neigh means neigh I guess in this situation.

R14 = R4

Was it horse-rape, horse-rape?

I want to see a man get plowed by a horse.

A horse is a horse of course of course

In all fairness, that horse was probably the best looking gal he could get.

It was a gal?

R21 or guy

Maybe he was just giving the horse a blowjob. Does that count?

The horse was non-beighnary.

Neigh means neigh!

Is not crime in Teeajuana.

R25 = R15.

Did MTG consent, or was it rape-rape?

Poor, poor Mr. Ed's grandson.

Was it this horse?

In his defense, that was a damn good looking horse

Some days any dick will do

Oh wow!

[italic]Adams County Assistant State’s Attorney Ryan Parker said the suspect allegedly had sex with the horse about a dozen times on a farm in the 4200 block of Deer Ridge Road in Melrose Township, south of Quincy. Blanke allegedly stood on a five-gallon bucket, feeding the horse apples, while performing coitus. Deputies conducting stationary patrol near the the farm at approximately 12:44 a.m. Friday observed Blanke in the act.[/italic]

A dozen times!

“ and fed the horse apples to entice it while he “placed his penis inside the vagina” of the horse, according to court documents.”

I felt nothing.

I'm assuming it was consensual and that the horse was not a minor.

Is [bold]THAT[/bold] was that was?

I always liked when he’d reach in my cunt, coat his hand in his cum, wipe it on an apple, and feed it to me.

R11- That really messed me up for a time. I knew farm boys and hillbillies sometimes fucked cows, but not horses and I had no idea how big a horse dick is.

Did he buy it dinner first?

In other words, he had sex with Kellyanne Conway ? Yuck !

In one of the Jackass movies, they masturbated a horse and it only took about three strokes before it let out gallons of cum. Then the Jackass guy took a big swallow of it and made a disgusted face.

How disgusting and untrue! His penis was nowhere near me!

r11 That was an amazing story.

“How exactly did they train the horses to fuck them? They would literally bend over and wait for the horse to fuck them. They'd also put some type of scent on themselves—the pheromone people use to get horses to breed.”

[quote] Blanke allegedly stood on a five-gallon bucket, feeding the horse apples, while performing coitus.

Was it a miniature horse or pony where he was able to do a reach around to feed the horse apples while fucking it?

There's something you don't read every day.

[quote] There's something you don't read every day.

Depends on what you read.

The guy looks like a balding version of Steven Crowder.

Leave the guy alone.

Sheep are legal and easy. what more could a man want.

[quote] Sheep are legal

What is 16 in sheep years?

OK, the link at r30 is so disgusting that I recommend not clicking on it. Just block whoever posted it. Posting it without a warning was a true demonstration of assholery.

You're just a pris-pot that doesn't swallow, r52

……..

It sounds like he got Triggered.

[quote]You're just a pris-pot that doesn't swallow, [R52]

You sound like you've sucked a horse off. Or two.

[quote]OK, the link at [R30] is so disgusting that I recommend not clicking on it. Just block whoever posted it. Posting it without a warning was a true demonstration of assholery.

There’s a warning on the link that it’s an erotic image meant for ages 18+ and considering the topic at hand, you clicked anyway?

[quote]There’s a warning on the link that it’s an erotic image meant for ages 18+ and considering the topic at hand, you clicked anyway?

I was expecting a horse hung human. And a gay one at that.

He's not good looking, but he isnt SO fugly that he would have trouble finding someone to have sex with I would have thought?

R59, if he hadn't fucked a horse, I might go so far as to say he's cute.

I have a thing for bald and beards.

Agreed he's not too bad looking R59. Obviously he just really likes horses, apples and five-gallon buckets...

You know.... you can just use your right (or left) hand. You don't have to resort to bestiality.

My guess is the guy is either mentally ill, mentally disabled, or some combination of the two.

R24 for the win today.

When animal husbandry goes terribly wrong.

But what else is a guy to do in Quincy Illinois?

Amateur!

R39, I didn't either until I watched Yellowstone. There's a scene where they jerk off a horse into this container that looks like a rifle case. They showed the erect penis and it was . . . impressive, to say the least.

I'm commissioning a Gallop Poll. Just how prevalent is this?

Oh dear. You never live down something like this. I can't imagine how his parents or siblings feel.

They usually do it with ponies. Doing it with a regular sized stallion is a really bad idea, eg. the case of Mr. Hands.

He'd been grooming that horse for years.

Not interested OP.

I just did it for the apples

Apparently arrested because it was another person’s horse. Or practicing without a license. Glad he was caught, because he could have hurt the horse in some way. There are constant jokes about horse people or all farmers mating with their animals. It’s actually the city people who are obsessed with that. It’s either a sexual deviant or a non equestrian doing such weird shit.

Keep in mind it’s considered normal to do equine artificial insemination but usually licensed equine reproduction specialists deal with those tasks. The people that produce horses through ai don’t even get increased heart rates when the horses serve the phantom mare. And the racehorse people do live cover in hand mating and don’t bat an eye. One person holds the mare, another leads the stallion up to her and he does his business. Everyone just calmly waits for the stallion to flag his tail, time to get paid.

[quote]They usually do it with ponies. Doing it with a regular sized stallion is a really bad idea, eg. the case of Mr. Hands.

Oh right. He was doing it with a mare. Never mind. Don't they worry about getting kicked?

Just feeling their oats.

R75 If the mare didn’t kick she was either gentle and very docile, in estrus, or unable to move for some reason. Makes it even more offensive. Despite all the jokes, horse owners think of their horses as either their children or livestock of a different species than themselves that are never considered to be sexual objects or targets, because they aren’t zoophilic sexual deviants.

[quote]Glad he was caught, because he could have hurt the horse in some way.

Have you seen how big a stallion's penis is? How could he hurt it? Not that I'm condoning this kind of behavior.

Thanks for the info, R77.

This type of story is why I love DL

Gross

As an aside because I was thinking if the film a few days ago, a DL film recommendation of the dark comedy film on a similar themes, The Death of Dick Long (2019)

r74, City people! Yeah right. Got any facts?

Kinsey found that 8percent of men and 3.6 percent of women reported sexual contact with an animal. They must have been from New York.

One study in Brazil, from 16 Urology clinics, found that 34 percent of male patients admitted to sex with animals.

It's disgusting, but common.

Bet it happens a lot in Appalachia

R30 made me gag. I can never unsee that.

A great way to pick up exotic STIs

R85 Is it the vitiligo on the dick?

But the horsey's vag was so enticing

Appalachians can't afford horses, R84.

I remember in the Godfather II when they went to a sex show and some woman was supposed to fuck a guy they called Superman because he was hung like a horse. I have heard of farm boys getting it on with sheep, and I read my mothers paperback, The Happy Hooker about some whore who had sex with a German Shepherd. But this is just about the sickest thing I've heard about recently.

Even sicker than scat porn, R90?

I don' ever watch scat porn. Ever.

I don't seek it out either, R92, but unfortunately there are sick trolls who post scat porn gifs on chaturbate.

How was the sex?

It takes a lot more to satisfy me.

What does a horse having an orgasm even look like?

After all the crazies he'd been dating, he finally found someone a little more stable.

He made the horse cum?

Maybe that horse was good lookin'

This is the first part of an outrageous love scene between Gene Wilder and a sheep.

Tybee lifts her caftan for Guinea pigs 🐖

I hope someone wore a condom!

Nope, now he has all sorts of exotic equine STIs 😆.

I know folks in Quincy but not this person. I must ask.

He wasn’t a horse, he was a MAN! 😩

Inspired the porn film They Screw Horses, Don't They?

Bareback?

I grew up near Quincy, IL. But, I've never met this guy... or the horse.

In this case, I hope he was a groomer.

of course, of course.

1. Was it sidesaddle or bareback?

2. The guy must've been a night mare.

3. I hope that horse gets to a clinic for tests soon.

Must true love be denied?

The horse’s title is actually “Her Majesty The Queen,” but she also goes by “Queen Camilla.”