Miles Heizer to Star as Gay Marine in Netflix Dramedy From Norman Lear

Hopefully he will be nude at some point.

Who?

Hard pass. Netflix is over.

Norman Lear is, literally, 100 years old.

Yummy.

Twinkiest Marine ever.

Miles Heizer...as a marine? Well I guess it is a comedy.

If Jim Nabors could be accepted into the corps, then Miles could also.

What is Farmiga doing slumming in this garbage?

I guess it's better than Booking.com commercials, eh, Melissa?

If only Bea Arthur were alive to play the drill sergeant.

[quote] "Norman Lear is, literally, 100 years old."

He's always been a progressive visionary. And what a gift that he can still be doing what he does so well, R4. Even at 100 years of age. I hope to be doing what I love and what I'm good at (which are, thankfully, the same thing).

Anyway, I have no idea who that twink is, but I love Vera Farmiga, and will watch her in pretty much anything (though "The Conjuring" franchise is tiresome after the first film).

*I hope to be doing what I love and what I'm good at (which are, thankfully, the same thing) for as long as I possibly can.

I just hope there are lots of shower scenes.

He's going to have to butch it up---a lot!

Vera is looking rough. She could use a bit of tweaking.

Is he dating anyone?

r16 He just posted a pic of him lounging with a very buff guy on his IG stories.

Norman Lear deserves more credit than people give him. The man is pushing 100 and still producing inclusive and eye opening narratives.

Lots of cute pics of Miles in this article:

[quote]Even at 100 years of age. I hope to be doing what I love and what I'm good at

Personally I hope to be dead and long forgotten by that age.

Miles hanging out with co-stars Max Parker,Kieron Moore and Angus O'Brien.

Who will play his boyfriend?

Max and Angus are not single, so is Miles fucking Kieron? 👀

Connor should star in a movie as the younger version of the UN soldier who wrote a memoir about the Rwandan genocide.

Didn't we already do this in Gomer Pyle USMC?

Am I the only person who always reads his last name with a vulgar Arnold Schwarzenegger accent in my mind?

I'm sure Netflix would allow a tasteful full-frontal of Miles.

R27, fingers crossed....we will at least get some butt shots and a lot of shower scenes

Two marines having fun

Heizer is a German surname, but Miles is of German-English-Scottish-Welsh ancestry, from Kentucky.

Is Kentucky the South or Midwest?

[quote] Heizer is a German surname, but Miles is of German-English-Scottish-Welsh ancestry

I hope that means he's uncut.

Lol, Miles is a standard white American, not some European immigrant. He was almost certainly circumcized as a babe.

[quote]I hope that means he's uncut.

[quote]He was almost certainly circumcised as a babe.

I'm just hoping this gay marine drama will offer us the opportunity to find out.

r33 This is a co-production with Helix, so we probably will!

I can verify that Miles is circumcised and quite large.

There was a lot of speculation about Miles' dick in the Miles & Connor threads. The consensus was that he's got something high caliber. If they don't use a body double, we'll finally know for sure!

Thoughts on the new look?

^^bald marine with dick-sucking lips.

Need to see the dick sucking lips in action

R31, why do you hope he's uncut?

I don't know r22 but based off the description so far maybe something might happen between Miles and Max Parker's characters.

Max Parker ought to look sharp with a high and tight…

The book has no romance at all but I do think they might go down the "forbidden love" route and have a recruit/sergeant storyline with Miles and Max

No. Keep it at No Romance.

r43 = Insider

[quote] I can verify that Miles is circumcised and quite large. —Connor J.

So is Mile the top? Useless being a bottom with huge cock

Well... Miles, Sam Smith and Richard Madden all dated Brandon Flynn... Madden moved on to Froy...

[quote]Useless being a bottom with huge cock

This again? You're a moron.

A bottom with a huge cock can provide a lot of visual appeal as that big ol' thing bounces around while they're riding cowboy.

Flop flop flop

Connor claims to be vers so I think Miles might be too

They would make a hot couple too, all we know from the book is that Kieron's character has a big dick 👀

Did he “audition” it?

It was a very long and hard audition process 💦

The first shot of the first episode of this show better be Miles presenting hole.

[quote] Connor claims to be vers

My imagination can be as vivid as anyone, but I cannot picture Connor topping.

Is it a musical?

r56 I can.

Crouton has seen so much!!!!

R57, a porno

I always assumed Connor was the top. I couldn’t see Miles as anything but a bottom.

He looks like a USMC in a Helix production of An Officer and Bottom.

Next: Timothée Chalamet as Patton.

Top energy

^ LOL

They can't be in production on this show as long as there's a WGA strike, can they?

Yes, R66. If they possess the scripts, then they have all they need.

That's a major focus of the writers' strike.

The old model of TV production is that writers were part of the production crew, writing in real time and on set for rehearsals to do rewrites and punch ups all the way up until shooting.

By working this way, they learned how a whole TV production works and they advanced from writers to producers to show runners.

Streaming networks like Netflix and Amazon refuse to allow writers onto their sets. They buy the scripts outright and then dismiss the writers as the series is produced. The writers have no further input and they are not allowed access to the sets. They are workers for hire, not part of a team. This is probably the most significant aspect of this writers' strike: they want access to sets so that they can improve their writing as they see it acted out and so that they can learn on the job and have a chance to be promoted to producers and show runners.

Producers at Amazon sometimes are just executives who have no idea how to make a good TV show. But they call the shots because they are corporate execs with access to money.

R67, very interesting! Thanks for sharing

Greg Cope White is the book author but also one of the writers on the show and he left the set when the strike started. I wonder how that affects the show moving forward.

Maybe they're using ChatGPT to write the scripts.

Is Kieron a Brit?

R71, yeah from Manchester

Marine orgy

That explains the teef.

R74, he has a nice smile

Hello, Meathead!

Will he fuck sitting on the terlit?

[quote] Vera is looking rough.

Maybe she's playing a butch drill sergeant?

Vera is playing Miles' mom

Vera Miles should be almost old enough for grandmother roles.

Who else is excited for this show?

[quote] Miles Heizer to Star as Gay Marine in Netflix Dramedy From Norman Lear

By “star as a gay marine”, do you mean “star in a Private Benjamin” remake? Because there is a chance I would watch that.

Do you mean jarhead, r76?

Miles is so fucking hot whether he’s femme or masc. I’d bottom for him any day. I’d suck the skin off his dick.

Who would Miles play in a Private Benjamin remake?

I could picture him in the Belinda Carlisle role in Swingshift.

“I didn’t join this Marines, I joined the fun Marines, with the Condos and the Gay orgies!”

I only know who this guy is because he was a fuard judge on Drag Race years ago. I had never heard of him before.

His face was beautiful on that episode but he had zero personality. None at all.

Is there a baby Marines unit? Because he looks like a baby.

Miles dropped another thirst trap on his IG stories!

Yes I remember that r87, he brought nothing to his guest judge episode. So boring.

New thirst trap

Miles is a huge Drag Race fan, I'm sure his nerves got the best of him while filming the show. Plus it didnt help that Lizzo was also a judge that day, she's very loud.

r91 Oh my.

I’ve heard Miles has a big dick.

Norman Lear has been a friend to the gays for decades. Love him

Didn't he partake in "The gay man dies" trope?

Top

And Connor has posted in the past about not being a top.

Connor has made a couple of posts suggesting he is versatile, R98. See one of them below.

Let’s welcome Marine Miles to the Active Duty sex house! Miles, Cole is looking forward to meeting you!

Miles with Angus and his bf, threesome?

[quote] I’ve heard Miles has a big dick.

Bullshit. He's hung like a mouse compared to me!!

Since this is a co-production with Helix, there will be lots of sex scenes!

When does the show actually begin on Netflix?

Will Mae being playing his mom in this?

Did Mae and Brenda ever meet?

Fuck me Miles!

Bottom

Nah. Connor posted his original pic with the comment to indicate he is not exclusively bottom, R108.

Not exclusively bottom = Sometimes he's too tired to bottom/have sex at all.

r99 Versatile, schmersatile. If Miles is packing what he's rumored to have, Connor must have been exclusively bottom when they were together.

Tell us how old you are without telling us how old you are R111. Stereotype much?

Miles is known in Hollywood as the jackhammer!

Kieron posted the dogs, is he the new Connor?

What do we know about Kieron? Exs?

They do a good job covering tattoos.

This will get about ten viewers.

Norman Lear’s not dead yet?

Neither is Sally Struthers and I can completely see her playing his grandmother in this.

A Norman Lear show. So per the Lear formula everybody but the gay marines and maybe a couple of woke POCs will be stupidly hateful and each week hilariously put in their place.

I don't care as long as Miles is nude and involved in unsimulated, deep penetration sex scenes with big, muscular Helix models.

Miles can turn many tops into bottoms.

Miles is pure sex. I want him quite badly.

I'm really looking forward to this show. Just hoping netflix cares about it and gives it some promo

The buzzrd does not suit Miles. His features are too delicate for such severity.

Miles posted a pic of himself with his arm around Kieron in his IG stories! Bfs??

Vera Ferminga stats forever working . Get that dough girl!

Do better, Vera Farmiga! You’re an Academy Award nominated actress, dammit!

Miles brought his dogs on the set with him.

Norman Lear is 100 and still working!

Who TF is Miles Heizer?

How many times has Miles presented hole while crossing a picket line?

Miles and his new bf?

r133 No, they are co-stars in the film Ex-Husbands (previously known as 'Men of Divorce') which was shot in Mexico last year. This pic is from a promotional junket that they undertook at the San Sebastian Film Festival

I wonder if Froy auditioned for this?

I’d fuck the shit outta him.

r46's idea of useless:

Now that the writers are back, will this improve the quality of double-penetration scenes?

R101 they probably both fucked Angus. I feel bad for the guy on the left’s third wheel husband. Yikes!

Holy shit!!

He looks like a floozy in the new Instagram pics. I approve.

Gayest pose yet.

He just keeps getting hotter....I see Brandon had to comment, too!

Is this still in production?

Is there something for Colton?

The comments about his latest musical offering are hilarious: "Bro you need to focus on acting and leave that shty azz music alone cuz that sht is wack" "This is what it must sound like be lobotomized"