Guy on Reddit: "I Have a Micropenis"

OK, hundreds of comments, not thousands. Here's his opening:

Hey everyone, I just wanted to share something that's been weighing heavily on me for a long time. I have a micropenis, and it's been extremely difficult to find a partner who can accept me for who I am. I'm not here to complain or ask for sympathy, I just need to get this off my chest.

Growing up, I always knew I was different from other boys. I didn't understand why my penis was so small, and I felt like I was less of a man because of it. As I got older, I started to realize just how much of an impact this was going to have on my life.

I've been rejected by countless women because of my size. Some of them were polite about it, while others were cruel and made fun of me. It's a terrible feeling to be reduced to something like that, to feel like you're not even worth being intimate with. It's led to a lot of depression and anxiety for me.

One particularly awful experience was when I finally worked up the courage to ask out a girl I really liked. We went on a few dates, and things seemed to be going well. One night, we ended up back at her place and started fooling around. When she saw my penis, she immediately started laughing and said she couldn't do it. I was devastated. I've never felt so small and worthless in my entire life.

I know there are people out there who will tell me to just get over it, that size doesn't matter, and all that. But the truth is, it does matter to a lot of people. And it's not just about sex, it's about feeling like a complete human being. It's about feeling like you're not broken or defective.

I'm not sure what the point of this post is, really. I guess I just wanted to vent and let people know that there are others out there going through similar struggles. If you're someone who's dealt with this, please know that you're not alone. And if you're someone who's ever made fun of someone for their size, please understand the kind of pain you're causing. We're all just trying to find our place in the world, and some of us have a harder time than others.

I have a macropenis. Sucks to be him.

I guess he's banned from LPSG.

Donald Trump posts on reddit?

How small? He could develop a magic tongue

There are sometimes occasions where I'm incredibly grateful to be average (in general). This is one of them.

I fooled around with a guy who had a microdick.

He was a beefy guy - former college hockey player. Cute.

He was the first guy I fooled around with.

🤷🏽‍♂️

That's what a penis enlargement is for!

I think this would be more of a transplant situation, R8.

After reading OP I actually have some sympathy for Representative Taylor Greene now. I'm glad Marge found the courage to share her story and I hope it brings her some peace.

What I would advise this guy to do is eat and drink an all junk food diet. That'll crash your sex drive in no time. Then just get really into video games or some shit.

At least you have even that.

The only guy I could ever bottom for had a micro penis. Felt so great - like a thumb - honestly.

I'm guilty of rejecting a few guys for having micropenises. It happened more than once because I myself was the whore of Babylon. I didn't freak out during sex and managed to have a good time but I rejected pursuing a sexual or intimate relationship going forward.

Welp, there it is. I'm sure I'm not alone.

He should give butt play a try. Once he’s got that down, maybe let a guy fuck him. I knows he’s straight but if he wants intimacy then there he has it.

Reddit OP=PaulMescalLover

R16 - sorry, you're wrong.

[quote] "What I would advise this guy to do is eat and drink an all junk food diet. That'll crash your sex drive in no time. Then just get really into video games or some shit."

Anti-depressants did that for me, R11. And I didn't have to deal with weight gain.