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Does this floor look clean to you?

Hell! It’s probably cleaner than your face!

by Anonymousreply 22May 1, 2023 1:40 AM

Miss Jenkins said it was clean.

by Anonymousreply 1April 30, 2023 4:45 PM

If I see dog shit trust me I clean it

by Anonymousreply 2April 30, 2023 4:47 PM

OMG! Don’t you just hate those kind of trick questions??

She should have replied “no comment”.

by Anonymousreply 3April 30, 2023 4:52 PM

It's NOT clean!

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by Anonymousreply 4April 30, 2023 4:56 PM

I want this floor cleaned NOW with your tears and Old Dutch Cleanser.

by Anonymousreply 5April 30, 2023 5:05 PM

I want it to shine like the top of the Chrysler building!

by Anonymousreply 6April 30, 2023 5:16 PM

Ironically, I just washed my kitchen floor an hour ago because the cleaning lady didn't do a good job mopping it 48 hours ago.

by Anonymousreply 7April 30, 2023 5:28 PM

You can EAT off my kitchen floor. Bits of food crumbs and scraps everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 8April 30, 2023 5:33 PM

It's clean except for the waxy yellow buildup.

by Anonymousreply 9April 30, 2023 5:40 PM

I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt!

by Anonymousreply 10April 30, 2023 5:43 PM

What did you use to clean tile floors

by Anonymousreply 11April 30, 2023 5:46 PM

If you're referencing Lisa Rinna's kitchen, then no.

by Anonymousreply 12April 30, 2023 5:50 PM

My walls are nice

by Anonymousreply 13April 30, 2023 6:18 PM

You know where to find the booze and the boys, but apparently not the Pine-Sol.

by Anonymousreply 14April 30, 2023 7:25 PM

I know that floor cleaner is around here somewhere, at least I hope it is. Oh wait, I used it all as a dessert topping last night. 🪣🧁

by Anonymousreply 15April 30, 2023 9:54 PM

Can you imagine trying to get Old Dutch Cleanser off of a cobalt blue ceramic tile floor? It wouldn’t be easy.

by Anonymousreply 16April 30, 2023 9:59 PM

Would it be easier with new, post-war Dutch Cleanser?

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by Anonymousreply 17April 30, 2023 10:02 PM

It says it rinses away quickly, leaving no sediment, so I suppose it would be easier.

by Anonymousreply 18April 30, 2023 10:05 PM

Get some Soft Scrub and a toothbrush, and clean this floor properly! Make sure you're naked when you do it, too! Ill be watching!

by Anonymousreply 19April 30, 2023 10:10 PM

I just hate finding black dog hair on my kitchen tile

by Anonymousreply 20April 30, 2023 10:11 PM

You call this clean? Christina!! Bring me the comet!!

by Anonymousreply 21April 30, 2023 10:23 PM

Mrs. Steele, call me. Sometimes a disobedient little princess needs.....well, a firmer hand. Or a much firmer pillow over her face.

by Anonymousreply 22May 1, 2023 1:40 AM
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