A daddy rams his hairy son on the beach

This is why they hate us

This is why I love us.

Are they dad-son dad-son?

So proud!

Animals.... ANIMALS!!

Classy!

I’ve seen this video. No one even cares sitting around them. They’re oblivious. It’s quite pathetic and sad.

Is this in Greece?

r1 you do know breeders do it far more frequently and virtually every restroom sink has been dislodged the wall of a coffee house by a frau curious dyke that had one too many pumpkin spice lattes? It's odd how many homophobes believe this is only a gay thing. It's as if they never heard of Cole Porter

Isn't that George Michael?

Where is the original video?

Boys will be boys

Gross

That looks unsanitary.

Related movie searches:

Daddy fucks Ike a buttafucco. Lazy and limp.

The log pillow is an added curiosity

you don't want sand in your fuckhole.

no boundaries

[quote]That looks unsanitary.

No one ever had any fun having "sanitary" sex.

Oh sandy

Trash

If you like makin' love at midnight In the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape

Beach sex always confounds me, but then I've never been a beach person

I’m sensing boundary issues there…

Boys will be boys.

Pretty sure that's the Isle of Greece, but it's been awhile.

Maybe the old guy is a random stranger and the hairy guy presented his hole as daddy strutted by with a whopping vpl

R1 doesn't know any of the straight couples who love to fuck in public, college kids who get drunk and fuck wherever they feel like it, or has run across any of the straight porn where straights jerk-offblow/fingerbang/screw in public. R1 thinks its just us crazy gay guys! R1 leads a sheltered life.

He’ll get sand up his hole. That must scratch.

"Did you check the SPF rating on the lube?"

Well, Tucker Carlson says you need to shine the sun on your taint and hole... so....

The rocks visible early in the gif, and the log the bottom is resting against suggest that this is somewhere in the Pacific NW of the US or BC. Just a guess.

R33, I love that we now have a bit of ecology in this thread.

No touching or kissing... and the bottom has to jerk himself off. He's just a hole.

Bears do it better (NSFW).

[quote] This is why I love us.

Um

All i can think is... sand. The sand will be everywhere.

[...]

R35 revolting.

Bears don’t do anything better except eat and sit around

R37 not in his hole as the bear has turned him up on his back

Take it inside, exhibitionists. There are kids and grandmas around. Pigs.

R29 Classic whataboutism. We're talking about what's going on here.

Q: Who's the last person I think of when I'm having sex?

A: My father.

The receiver looks a bit bored like he’s taking dictation….

[quote]The log pillow is an added curiosity.

I thought so too, when I found an actual log backstage at my show Attitudes. I asked my husband Frank the producer, "Frank, why is there a log backstage?"

Isn’t he, R44?

[quote]like he’s taking dictation….

Not to mention sand, a little seaweed and one mollusk that wandered a little too close.

The recipient seems incredibly halfhearted with his masturbating, as though he’s only trying to be polite.

Sand in my hole,.... sand from Havana Calling me to that ever so heavenly shore Calling me back to you once more....

[quote]Q: Who's the last person I think of when I'm having sex?

[quote]A: My father.

Not your mother, r43?

Fascinating.

Imagine the surprise of the thirsty tourist when he ordered a sex on the beach and got that! 🍹

Looks like the tide is coming in.

Great time to collect cockles and crabs.

No mussels or clams.

Driftwood is so unreliable.

Is it in yet?

DL is the new Inquirer. You know with 7 billion people on earth you can uncover a lot of behavior to cause pearl clutching- among those who love “an opportunity to disapprove”.

Is anyone being hurt? Are you being asked to participate? Is this a dangerous scenario?

Why are people so hung up about sex? If two seagulls were mating at the beach would you intervene?

I’ve been to nude beaches all over the world- on occasion I’ve seen sexual activity- both homo and hetero. It has never bothered me- not even a little. Why should it?

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I was half expecting an urchin to be involved, somehow.

Davy Jones’ cocker

If bottom boy got knocked up was the child a son of a beach?

The Little Spermaid

That doesn't look like a Pac NW beach.

I saw some day tripper chick give a hand job to her man in Cherry Grove one day.

He was hung, so I wasn't offended.

Hey, that wasn't us!

I was strolling on Danube Island and saw a girl in the bushes getting her bush eaten (not sure if the box-eater was male or female) but it's the first time I realised a lady could get cunnilingus standing up.

R64 Too bad it wasn’t a guy getting 🎶 Blew Danube

I thought so too but I was so far away I wouldn't have seen his Viennese sausage anyway!

The bored Greek bottom is laying on his back and thinking of moussaka!

[quote] This is why they hate us

No, this is why most of us hate us.

I'd call the cops, without telling anyone. Just to see the fallout. And I'm not typically that kind of person.

Pebbles and Bam Bam.

Are daddies really looking for hairy sons?

They needn’t hate us— the straights are far, far worse. At least those were two humans fornicating.

Wreck Beach, Vancouver, BC?

I've ignored this thread 8 times and whenever I go into another one, it reappears like fucking crabgrass.

R69 I'm sure daddy would have finished by the time the cops got there, of they even bothered to attend. Isn't that a gay beach?

So, if two guys were fucking like that right next to you on the beach, what would you do?

Try to completely ignore it, pretend it wasn’t happening, peek out from beneath whatever novel you’re reading, or try to join in?

It’s the kinda thing that might be hot if you’re fantasising about it (I was on the beach and these guys next to me just started fucking! And one thing led to another…). In reality though, it actually doesn’t look hot; more just awkward, desperate and a little embarrassing for all concerned. Mind you, that’s sex for you.

Annual Scientology summer get together.

Little Annie knows why you don't fuck on the beach...

[Quote]Is anyone being hurt? Are you being asked to participate? Is this a dangerous scenario?

You're being exposed to sexual activity without your consent, so yes.

[Quote]I’ve been to nude beaches all over the world- on occasion I’ve seen sexual activity- both homo and hetero. It has never bothered me- not even a little. Why should it?

Maybe the expectations at a nude beach are different from those at a family beach?

You can be "sex positive" and still believe there's such a thing as an appropriate time and place. Fucking in the daylight in the middle of a crowded beach is not it.

My God, this time Disney really has gone too far!

Jaded whores.

I love sex. I’ve had it in a variety of places, including a secluded beach late evening. But just fucking so openly literally next to people sat trying to enjoy their day out at the beach. Very high possibility of kids nearby. It’s a no from me. I don’t care if it’s gay or straight sex, it’s just a bit desperate & inappropriate.

Oh good yet another thread littered with comments I say "this is why they hate us". As if the problem people had with gays is that they're not following whatever stupid code of conduct it is that we're supposed to follow. Because you're gay that's it that's the only reason they hate you it has nothing to do with anybody's behavior or anything else it's simply the fact that you're gay and you can be a good little toadie all you want and they will still ultimately hate you because you are a faggot.

Taking it like a man

[quote]I've ignored this thread 8 times and whenever I go into another one, it reappears like fucking crabgrass.

The "ignore thread" function has not worked for years.

Andrew Tate hates having sex on the beach but he says he' great at.

I hate the fact the OP gif automatically plays as you scroll through the DL feed. I really don’t need to see desperate gays humping on the beach. If you’re not actually looking for sex videos it’s amazing how offputting they can be.

…the mad “zoom in” at the start of the clip is quite funny though. I almost imagine a cartoon character with its eyes popping out on stalks.

There's a setting to disable that, R87.

I think I would move away from that. Further down the beach.

The lube will mix with the sand and be up there for a week.

He will literally be farting dust!

I can't stand getting one grain of sand in my shoe, so this looks terrifying.

R85: “The "ignore thread" function has not worked for years.”

Also, if you comment on the thread, it will perpetually show up in your “watched threads” list, even if you deselect it.

Why would anyone ignore this thread?

Get a room

Why can't I ever see action like this on the beach?

Cap d'Antibes.

Fucking on the beach, gay or straight, is part of its 'charm". Google it...it's all xvideo and xhamster links.

I bet all you naysayers enjoy a good Sex on the Beach drink at your local bar.

[quote]Cap d'Antibes.

Damm.

I went to Cap Ferrat last year and didn't see anything but beautiful houses and the sea.

The fucking in the early 2000s was between Cannes and Juan les Pines. There was an abandoned Saudi villa on the sea, on the other side of the highway and rail tracks. Plage de la batterie. Oh my god that place was SLEAZY hot hot hot hot hot.

Family reunion goals in 20 years!

It looks like the gay section of Riis Park in Queens New York. Back before it became a national park and way before The AIDS, it was a nudist beach. Straights would fuck openly. The Gays at least had to civility to fuck around in the bath house, which is long gone.

Best thread title ever!

[quote]Annual Scientology summer get together.

R77 but that isnt Tom Cruise on his back getting railed.

At least, not this particular time

Daddy is hot. Son is not.

Oh, I am all for dangerous, slutty, even public, sex. But this is not that. It's not fucking like rabbits in a dark alley, desperate to not get caught.

It's going-through-the-motions sex with no real passion and boringly on full display. It's so boring no one seems to even care it's happening.

Fucking at the beach? That's how you get crabs.

You sex-negative CUNTS act like this is happening in your living room.

Why do you care, CUNTS?

R107 = the daddy.

R103, it does read like the title to an Anne Sexton poem, doesn't it?

Why don't you understand why normal people would have a point of view, R107?

Is that a plump frau just sitting next to them?

R111, no -- it's Sam Smith.

r112 The correct answer was "yes, it's Sam Smith."

Another Tequila sunrise

helicopter 🚁 parenting run amok?

R72 How do you know that freak is straight?

R9 "...breeders do it far more frequently...by a frau curious dyke... odd how many homophobes believe this is only a gay thing..."

Wut???

Not hot

Not really that much more exhibitionistic than LilNasX last night at the Gala, is it?

circus

Fuck^!

posted to the wrong thread but oh well.

Another instance of bottom shaming.

Notice they show the bottom's face, but strategially hide the top's face?

It was strategially!

It’s possible the bottom is being trafficked. He’s not terribly into it.

blasé sex: apathetic to pleasure or excitement as a result of excessive indulgence or enjoyment : world-weary. a blasé traveler. blasé about one's homo.

Sorry guys. I was just wishing he had a bigger dick.

The bottom has hawt potential. We need better light.

Link to full video?

^ it must be a slow day?

Or a 'ho day ^^^^^

bump

You cunt R132. Every time this thread/gif pops up on top of DL it's just so damn tacky. I love a good fuck in fun situations - but that's just too much. Whores.

bump for r133!

This thread is useless without links to other videos of gay sex on the beach, duh.

bump

[quote]It’s possible the bottom is being trafficked

If he were being trafficked he wouldn't be stationary.

I'm more interested in why no one was batting an eye while this was going on.

Were the nearby beachgoers high or drunk?

R138 - I assumed they were in Thailand.

R138 from the 70s to 2000, people were quite blasé about public sex, in certain locales.

Mom on the next towel is glad Junior is doing his share.

One Sunday morning on my way home from Le Pavillon, I walked down the beach and came to a stairway up to the houses. At the top, a guy was bent over taking any and all cummers. I didn't join in (I was high, anyway) but I did stop for a few minutes to watch.

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

I thought there was a ban on off-shore drilling.

Looks hot

Get A Room!

Never do that - not worth getting the sand everywhere!

Would be nice if they would have special designated spots for this.

Broken people being broken in public.

I dunno, I had a fantasy of seeing a bf fucked on a pool table in a leather bar. I'd just watch. We never got to do it.

If it's on a gay beach in a place like The Pines of P-Town, whatevs. Have at.

R149, you broken, damaged slut!!!

LOL R150

Exhibitionists must be tedious to hang out with.

🤔😆😄😄😄😂😂

[quote] Broken people being broken in public.

Well the otter on the bottom sure looks broken in now.

I hope they didn’t get crabs. It is a beach, after all.