Shawn Mendes with his new posse

Is it just me or do all three guys in his posse kinda look the same facially?

Jesus Christ, did he pick them up at a gay yard sale? Three queens I wouldn't pay more than 75 cents each for.

Even more Pussy Posse than Leo's Pussy Posse /s

He is SO gay. This is the nail in the coffin. I mean COME ON.

The Pussycat Rag-Dolls

No, R5, it's the rainbow painted fingernail in the coffin.

Valley of the Bottoms

Fags, OP. Fags!

They make him look like the total Alpha stud

Cant you see those queens fighting over who gets to blow him next ?

They're going to get so much hair in their own mouths while doing that.

Those gays are his wardrobe and hair team.

Why do they all look like they stink?

His mates look like the were dredged up from some tawdry ditch of the 1970s.

They all look very gay. But badly dressed. And really fey. And really poorly dressed.

Nope, Miss Thing IS the tawdry ditch.

Dear r12, Shawn hasn't worked in over a year. Remember how he canceled an entire tour so he could spend his birthday in trashy Florida? No need for a glam squad when all you do is cosplay as an Insta thot.

Who do they hope to be?

R18, I know he's had worse, but I'll thank you not to put Harold's words in Emory's mouth!

Clearly Shawnee is getting his new group together: The Suburb People.

They all need to make a trip to the hair salon, quick as possible.

The “(we want) penis posse”.

Strike a posse?

In r21, you can see the paparazzo in the (his) right lens of the guy to Shawn's left.

The guy on the left is walking on the street barefoot. Glad to see that Miss M is surrounding herself with sane people as she fades into obscurity.

This picture marks a historic moment: the first time Shawn Mendes has ever been the most macho person in a group.

Trash

I really think Shawn is a complete mess. He is SO obsessed with the world thinking he is heterosexual and then this happens.

Marky Mark had the Funky Bunch, Mendes has the Fugly Bunch.

They're responsible for keeping Miss Shawn's rosebud perky and fresh.

I was just going to make a comment about the one guy walking on the street barefoot but R24 beat me to it. I hope he steps in some dog poop or on a discarded needle. It looks like he's wearing a pajama bottom.

They're carrying bags labelled "the detox market". What kind of New Age nonsense is that?

Did the barefoot guy get his shirt from the International Male catalogue?

The Painted Nails Brigade !

How many of them are a them ?

I'm guessing The Detox Market is where Miss M and friends buy their exfoliants and foundation and blush and stuff.

OP, is this the newest ad campaign for Bud Light?

Just a chap out with his mates. I don’t see gender.

[quote] I was just going to make a comment about the one guy walking on the street barefoot but [R24] beat me to it. I hope he steps in some dog poop or on a discarded needle.

No need to be so evil. We're all God's children.

Lol at the queen trying to show off their “abs” at R1

They aren't fags, they just live in a perpetual state of being ready to go to Disneyland and ride Pirates twenty times in a row at a moment's notice

I would not gronk any of these guys.

Mendes would cry too much, anyway

Why is this thread the same person posting more than 10 times? Wow.

The June Taylor Dancers?

4 bottoms do not 1 top make.

Look like a bunch of fags.

Could this dude be ANY gayer???

Living la Vida Loca!

R45 Are you implying that Mr Mendes and Ms Swift are flocking with birds of their feather?

R17 only he didn’t stay in trashy Florida. He stayed in very rich Miami.

It’s “Sean” people. It’s not: Shaun, Shon, Shawn, Shaughn, Shawon, Shonn, Shawne, etc.

His name is Shawn.

Thought it was Fawn as in a delicate little baby deer.

^ Thought it was Miss Ed as in a large mare.

That's not a posse.

- the word posse

R51 The name is Sean. Shawn is like spelling Michael “Mikel.”

Is that guy in the left just walking around barefoot? Disgusting

They all look pretty girleen

The Power Bottom Posse.

The name is Shawna is in "Shawna want that cock now bitch!"

His real name is Siobhan.

Some photos from Shawn's latest photo shoot:

She's starting to hag up.

Gurl

R55 you not liking the spelling Shawn doesn’t change that his name is Shawn. And Shawn would make the sound Shawn more than Sean.

If people are going to try to be purists, then "Sean" would be pronounced "shan" in Irish (and means "old"), whereas "Seán" is the correct spelling of the name and includes a lengthening accent over the 'a' to produce the pronunciation "Shawn".

Shawn gotta stop hanging out with dirty-foot bottoms

He's trying so hard to be Harry Styles.

Its kind of hilarious when you consider that Harry Styles tries to 'play gay' while Shawn tries to 'play straight'

Miss Shawna is a HOT mess.

He just had that announcement about getting back together with his beard. Then he does this funk product placement pap walk.

Mission accomplished, he kept him and that brand in the news for a few days.

[quote]His name is Shawn.

I thought his name was Girrrrrl.

Oh, you're right, R34. Skin care products, make up, shampoo and conditioner, etc.

Never heard of this store before.

Who is Shawn Mendes?

Still would though.

He will never be able to undo these photos. And he can't be ignorant of what it looks like. Ergo, Shawn is rebelling against his "Camilla" P.R. pressure.

As for his name: People can spell their names any way they want! I understand the purists' frustration, though; I once knew a "Deidre, not "Deirdre." I thought it was wrong, but it was, for HER, spelled correctly!

When was the last time Shawn Mendes did a thing?

[quote]And he can't be ignorant of what it looks like. Ergo, Shawn is rebelling against his "Camilla" P.R. pressure.

Agreed. He is basically living as an out gay man, and rebelling against the fauxmances his management is forcing on him.

Sorry, Shawn, I still won't fuck you - or any of your posse.

Not for nothing that all of the posse are more fug than Shawn.

R24 Good thing you didn't live in the 70s.

r83 is was gross then, it's gross now.

R84 That's your opinion but it doesn't mean barefoot people aren't sane.

Anyway, why is it "gross"? He's outdoors.

Guuurl

Yeah, barefoot on a sidewalk. It is gross.

What evangelical brainwashing does to a mf’er

Those guys are musicians with their own band. They are working on music together to change Shawn's style and image. He wants to be more Harry Styles less John Mayer.

I thought he was trying to be less Selena Gomez

R90 r91

R88 Oh who cares?

Doesn’t he make pop music? Why does he need to hang out with a band?

R94 He plays guitar onstage and plays concerts with a band. But this isn't his band afaik.

I didn’t know he could play an instrument. I thought he was a Justin Bieber wannabe.

I doubt he plays guitar in the studio.

R97 Yeah he does, and piano.

R96 He's a singer-songwriter. He does pop, pop folk, or pop rock. Bieber has dancers and choreography and sings more pop-R&B-EDM.

He's a mediocre talent

He got famous making vines from his house where he sang and played guitar and covered songs.

What happened to the days of Abercrombie and Fitch where you were forced to dress normal?

He looks more jacked. Is he on the ‘roids?

R103, he works out at the gym a lot:

[quote]he works out at the gym a lot:

And always makes sure there are photographers present.

Some new pics:

r4 the difference between this and Leo's (more appropriate to say Depp's even if he was never in the pansy brigade per se but the Viper room placated to them and others like them to court sugar daddies while disarming young female groupies drawn in by the misunderstood, sensitive, feyish archetype. They merely don't shit where they eat. They're merely rough trade) is self awareness. .. the pansies made their gay for pay roots work for them, whereas Mendes' crew hinders the possibilities of longterm success as they break on the verge of tears when anyone suggests they're not as masculine as a korean boy band, a bollywood action star, a latin tv psychic.

I swear DL is the only place where this kid gets any traction. I can not name one song that Shawn Mendes has put out. What has he done to warrant such coverage here, other than being a cute white boy? Never mind, I think I just answered my own question.

He's such a lazy bastard. "Oh I'm a bit stressed and overwhelmed from recording a few songs, so I'm going to take more than a year "off" and spend it prancing around various beaches and looking like a dick on Instagram".

Makes you realise how completely out of touch celebrities are.

r103 he doesn't have the tell-tale signs of roids, although, he is likely on a supplement cocktail... I'd suspect of the more raw chem variety (a couple russian discovered compounds come to mind), other nootropics and od'ing on otc clen.

still, he's in the age range when most babyface late bloomers start to develop more aggressive masculine traits. Late stage changes require extreme skin care regiments, tho, higher risk for skin cancer. Also, likely to age more aggressively by 40, too, especially as he wasn't a fatty at the point of this transition.

r110 save they think of him as some kind of hispanic in a peter griffin erotica sort of way... he remains popular in socialite circles; destinations, events, travel. Even if they comp his hotel, he's spends quite a bit as does his various entourages as well. So, he remains tabloid fodder for those related industries even if few recall what he's actually famous for.

r171 out of touch?

things would perhaps be better if more of the younger generations took a gap year instead of pretending they're ready to run the world, ms greta.

R113 I meant out of touch because he doesn't live in the real world. He said he was stressed by what many would consider a privileged lifestyle and has taken more than a year off "work" because of it.

The rings are a no.

OP’s pic immediately brought another posse to mind.

r115 the bling/ring is a paid collaboration with David Yurman jewelry...

Fuglies. This bitch never let’s herself be photographed with anyone even remotely as attractive as she is.

Shawn is smart. He hangs out with fugs which serves to make him look hotter.

Looks like a bunch of straight as an arrow "men's men" on their way to a sporting event or shooting range to me

Give her five years before she's working a carny with...

Why do the posse all look the same? Is it the result of some cloning experiment?

[quote] I swear DL is the only place where this kid gets any traction. I can not name one song that Shawn Mendes has put out. What has he done to warrant such coverage here, other than being a cute white boy? Never mind, I think I just answered my own question.

Try Googling him under News, or Googling "Smootie Squad". If you think DL is the only place this story got any traction. And honestly I don't get these posts saying "I can't name one song". If you're under 40 you've heard Senorita, Stitches, There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back, Treat You Better, If I Can't Have You, and Monster (w/ Justin). If you're over 40 you might not be listening to the stations that play him.

Honestly I knew a supposedly straight guy who really like Shawn Mended and that is the only place outside of so where I’ve ever heard him spoken of. It’s possible the guy genuinely likes his music I guess he likes all sorts of east listening crap like Ed Sheeran

Dl I mean sorry I’m high

He became a star by self-promting on a social media platform from home in Ontario, picking up management, getting in teen magazines and doing MagCon, being signed by a label and in a couple years having a #1 album debut. One of the few. I mean his appeal is still mainly to a young female audience but since his songs have done well they're on the radio. He also did things like perform for the Queen's birthday celebration.

He also enjoys braiding hair in his spare time

It's so funny, what he's trying to do.

She's a SUPA STAH!!!...... in Canada.

^ We think he's exotic because his name is Mendes.

Bieber looks like a junky, and Shawn is the last one to know. And Celine makes a coat hanger look fat.

Oh, Canada!

You still have me!

*Smoothie

R123 is right. It's silly for people to say that DL is the only place that talks about Shawn Mendes. He has *72 Million* followers on Instagram. And btw, over at LPSG they have a 700-page thread on Shawn.

[quoteAnd btw, over at LPSG they have a 700-page thread on Shawn.

Wow, I'd love to see that.

[quote] And btw, over at LPSG they have a 700-page thread on Shawn.

All without a single actual penis picture I’m guessing. They’re all talk!

I didn't think one got discussed at LPSG without having a big dick.

Maybe they are discussed ironically.

[quote] If you're over 40 you might not be listening to the stations that play him.

What's a radio station?

I think people talk about Shawn Mendes in secret because they know it’s shameful to listen to him

[quote]they know it’s shameful to listen to him

but not to fuck him

R140 That would just be boring and probably sad.

^ who knows? Sometimes repressed types can be freaks in bed.

Oh thank goodness, for a moment I thought the headline was about Shawn transitioning.

R134, What is LPSG?

R144 Have to ever tried Google?

Shawn needs to find him a piece of trade like Cher and call it a day

I’m sure the guy with no shoes gets all the pussy

Yes, R147. He probably has ten cats at home. That's the only kind of pussy he's seen in his whole life.

Almost forgot this thread. I don't think they're gal pals. Everyone but Shawn has nail polish. It's giving team of stylists or hair/makeup. It's funny/cute the bags are from a "clean beauty marketplace". And Shawn's holding the bags so they're definitely doing him up later.

I thought the detox place was a food store. Didn't realize it was skincare and makeup. lol

Poor Shawn - no one will ever fuck him unless he pays.

I wore myself out fucking Camila so that she'd keep bearding for him, but she got tired of him peeping on us and crying all the time.

The Bussy Posse

Probably the Weho Detox Market and I don't think I'd face those streets barefoot.

He wanted to show off his painted nails.

(Toenails. I think they are painted.)

R145, Ha! Touche'! I was so certain someone mis-initialed Lipstick Alley!

Shawn identifies the barefoot hussy seen at OP as songwriter Mike Sabbath (at 2:11 in this latest video!)

Is Shawn hoping Mike will be his new Teddy Geiger?

The posse is The Moongirls.

"Katonah gets a bad rap."

This is the first and last time the above sentence will ever exist. Thank you, Moongirl Barefoot.

Katonah is evidently getting more gentrified.

They way Rhinebeck and Woodstock have been getting more gentrified.

Katonah?

Listened to the band on Spotify. (29.949 monthly listeners) Not 1/2 bad, competent pop.. Pharrell or Prince or something in here. I liked them more as stylists!

Why are they all hanging out?

^so they can all talk about girls to each other, Rose

They're probably writing his next record. And they're happy to give Shawn a big chunk of the publishing.