Lukas Gage now married to Chris Appleton after just getting engaged this month

Over before August.

Place your bets!

Who and who?

Honey, this is going to be more disastrous than Whitney Houston’s performance in Waiting to Exhale.

Did they learn nothing from Colton Haynes and Jeff Leathem?

Maybe it's true love and they'll last forever.

R4 Terrible metaphor, she was not that bad.

I see Keith Urban sent a wig to dress up Lukas for his big day.

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Did Chris get married shirtless in a white suit?

R10 it looks like they got married in Seigfried and Roy’s castoffs

Fags

Wow the jealousy is palpable. I’m happy for them.

I hope it works out - they are both hot and I like seeing pictures of them together 😂

The over the top falling madly in love with each other and getting married just tickles me. Good for them.

(I do think he gave Lukas a shitty haircut though).

Is the blond the hairdresser?

Hairdressers can't do any thing to disguise his big simian jaw.

Not even a beard can disguise it.

A very unflattering picture—

I hope this young man is ok with Chris Appleton being an adulterer. He's changes lovers every season, hope he doesn't think that's going to stop now.

Lukas is in the drivers seat. With his 8 fat inches an copious loads, and his rocketing career, he's got Chris wrapped around his finger and gripped on his cock.

Jesus, Lukas cannot even call himself gay.

[quote] Jesus, Lukas cannot even call himself gay.

And neither did Jesus, Lukas.

Gage is so Southern California/Insipid looking.

I thought Ellen DeGeneres was already married.

Lukas must have a thing for daddies.

They both have odd, big heads.

The younger groom looks like a middle age lady.

I just saw How To Blow Up A Pipeline last weekend. Lukas was really good in it. He's honestly so hetero-acting in the film, it's hard to wrap my mind around this wedding. He's every horny surfer/skater boi/snowboarder stoner you've ever met.

Don’t these two barely know each other? It seems desperate for attention.

Was Samantha invited to the wedding? They dated for what, like a hot minute last summer.

Which is the lady and which is the man?

So he's in white, does that mean he's the bride?

That picture of the two of them with Kardashian, all three wearing black leather, at the foot of the Kardashian jetliner makes them look whorish, venal and dumb.

Larry Birkhead always did ping to me. Thrilled for Dannielynn! She's gonna have two daddies now!

This will end in anal fissures.

The couple that blows clouds together, stays together.

The hairdresser asked me to marry him first. But I said no.

When C-LIST starts collide!!

I'm pencilling in the 4th of July for the divorce announcement.

Lukas should have held out for a husband who’s had less cheap looking cosmetic surgery.

My favorite new expression is “This will end in anal fissures”

They look like cater waiters.

R38 funny enough they’re taking penicillin on the 4th of July.

How soon until DLB "desperation babies" are bought?

Chris can make babies for free. Proven that he can shoot fertile loads into anyone or anything.

What is with these Uhaul Hollywood gays? What happened to the long and slow burn?