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What are some subtle signs that a man is gay and closeted?

I'm his hungry eyes wandering whenever a hot stud passes by him at Home Depot.

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by Anonymousreply 28April 25, 2023 1:28 AM

That’s not subtle.

by Anonymousreply 1April 23, 2023 6:33 AM

The more he dudes ya the more he wants to fuck ya.

by Anonymousreply 2April 23, 2023 6:44 AM

I'm the bottle of poppers hidden in his glove compartment.

by Anonymousreply 3April 23, 2023 6:48 AM

He's saving himself for marriage.

by Anonymousreply 4April 23, 2023 7:17 AM

He's religious.

by Anonymousreply 5April 23, 2023 7:20 AM

He just hasn't met the right girl yet.

by Anonymousreply 6April 23, 2023 7:40 AM

He's dating asian girl

by Anonymousreply 7April 23, 2023 8:02 AM

He's an unmarried truck driver.

by Anonymousreply 8April 23, 2023 8:09 AM

He’s pretty serious with someone on the other side of the world

by Anonymousreply 9April 23, 2023 8:26 AM

They start inane threads on DL.

by Anonymousreply 10April 23, 2023 8:33 AM

Luv beauty contests & parades

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by Anonymousreply 11April 23, 2023 8:39 AM

OP types like a teenage girl but is actually a morbidly obese HR manager

by Anonymousreply 12April 23, 2023 3:21 PM

A straight guy won't meet a gay man's gaze. Will look down or away.

A str8 guy will look at you a few seconds too long.

by Anonymousreply 13April 23, 2023 4:06 PM

He doesn't use his teeth when sucking your dick.

by Anonymousreply 14April 23, 2023 4:15 PM

He fingers his bussy while he begs you to fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 15April 23, 2023 4:20 PM

He listen to Barbra Streisand while he opens up his hole with his dildo collection before a big date.

by Anonymousreply 16April 23, 2023 4:21 PM

You know my roommate looks at me like the guy in OP's pic does all the time.

by Anonymousreply 17April 23, 2023 6:41 PM

Whatever Nate Crnkovich says is…

by Anonymousreply 18April 23, 2023 6:49 PM

Loves antique shops.

by Anonymousreply 19April 23, 2023 9:26 PM

R7 Or he has a secret girlfriend in Canada.

by Anonymousreply 20April 23, 2023 9:31 PM

He decides to have a baby through surrogate and raise it by himself.

Sorry, but no str8 guy will do that.

by Anonymousreply 21April 23, 2023 9:38 PM

Complains over and over to you (knowing your gay) how much he hates women and just needs his dick sucked/misses anal and you see him turn down interested ladies.

He wants what you be bringing, he just isn't comfortable coming right out and saying so.

by Anonymousreply 22April 23, 2023 10:05 PM

He works in a very male-oriented job and displays no interest in women.

by Anonymousreply 23April 23, 2023 11:00 PM

When he looks in the mirror he sees..

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by Anonymousreply 24April 24, 2023 9:56 PM

He wants to cuddle after you bred his ass.

by Anonymousreply 25April 24, 2023 10:42 PM

I don’t spend 2 seconds thinking about this.

by Anonymousreply 26April 25, 2023 1:05 AM

I find that they check out the crotch more than the ass.

by Anonymousreply 27April 25, 2023 1:21 AM

R26 = Virgin with Metabolic Syndrome and Zero Libido

by Anonymousreply 28April 25, 2023 1:28 AM
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