US Embassy in Sudan evacuated

Is there any food in the embassy for the orphan?

I wonder how many Americans and weapons Joe abandoned 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 time

I haven't been killed, but I'm STILL hungry. So, so hungry. I'm so feeble, I can barely move - but I'm not worth it for anyone to bother with me. I inched over towards an abandoned tire that rolled into the ditch where I often inhabit.

Ahem.

R1, soup of tumbleweed and sand-dune pies.

[quote]I wonder how many Americans and weapons Joe abandoned 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 time

Is that a serious question? Are you looking for an answer, a solid number? Is this prep for your interview on Fox News later?

R2, go ask Trump. I'm sure Russia/Putin will feed him whatever answer you traitorous, conservative FOX News scum wants to hear.

He's just a troll fishing for a response, just block him. It's sad that he went to the trouble of using an external service for the italicised part, but I guess sadness comes with being a troll.

I'm seeking shelter under the shade of an acacia tree only barely ravaged by drought.

The dueling Sudanese generals. The one on the left is slightly more attractive so I'm gonna have to take his side.

Anyone seen my husband?

Can we nuke the place now?

He's fine, he sends his love.

Can we get Madonna to adopt Darfur orphan?

Please, no, R14. I'd rather starve than live with that crazy bitch.

Hopefully this will bring attention to Sudan and the often terrible living conditions. Get ready for your close up, Darfur Orphan. Seriously, try to get ready and get yourself together. Possibly try to rinse your tattered "shirt" in the brackish water.

How about Angelina Jolie?

[quote] Possibly try to rinse your tattered "shirt" in the brackish water.

He has a shirt? If so he should take it off to garner sympathy by showing his distended belly.

Speaking of brackish water, is there a possibility of a career on Foreign Broadway for dear Darfur Orphan?

Thrillist (is that still a thing?) - Worst U.S. Embassy Appointments, Ranked!

" He has a shirt? If so he should take it off to garner sympathy by showing his distended belly.

Speaking of brackish water, is there a possibility of a career on Foreign Broadway for dear Darfur Orphan?"

I think he might want to simply open the shirt. That way, the press will see the filthy shirt AND the distended belly. But you have a point - the belly must be shown no matter.

16,000 Americans abandoned in Sudan

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zzzzz

r2/r21 - We see you have an anti-Biden agenda. How nice for you. Now skedaddle.

At least avoid another Benghazi hearing marathon.

Nobody seems to care about or remember Niger...

Why do we even need an Embassy in that heinous shithole??

I know what Sudan needs - a song! Darfur O. doesn't need food when my celeb pals and I can fill his soul with music.

US triggered a military uprising over the intention of the current government to lease a base to the Russians on the Red Sea