Timmy Chalamet should consider doing theatre again

Equus, obviously.

Prodigal Son is one of those moments in the theatre I wish I'd been able to see.

Here is the clip without the added music.

Another clip

Timothée IS Felix Unger

Armie IS Oscar Madison

etc.

Timmy IS Blanche DuBois.

He did that play before CMBYN. After that he continued his chase of movie stardom, which was the goal. He’s succeeded.

Theatre is a dying medium.

Why spend 5 hours and big money for something which isn't much more than an episode of 'Seinfeld'.

When did Datalounge start attracting Philistines like R9? There are also book haters, crazily.

Some more of Prodigal Son, plus interviews with JPS and Tim O'Tay.

R7: His last movie bombed.

I hear he does commercials now.

R12 it didn’t.

I never knew he did theater. Nice.

[quote] When did Datalounge start attracting Philistines like [R9]?

OP [quote] Chalamet . . . shined bright in theatre.

R15 he did one play 7/8 years ago while he was a teen.

He could always revive "Sweet Charity"...

He’s not interested in theatre or he would have done more. He did it before becoming famous. He was unknown.

[quote] He’s not interested in theatre

Well, in that case he must be a Philistine (according to R10).

R20 no. Not being interested in acting in plays isn’t being a Philistine. Saying theatre shouldn’t exist is.

He only did theatre briefly before fame, unlike our dear Paul who loves to ACT, not chase fame.

[quote] Theatre is a dying medium. Why spend 5 hours and big money for something which isn't much more than an episode of 'Seinfeld'.

R21 When did this person say "theatre shouldn't exist"?

Timmy and Joyce DeWitt will be doing "The Graduate" at the Broadway Palm Dinner Theatre in Fort Myers in 2027!

A 78 year old Mrs. Robinson will sure be interesting.

The kid has "it"

Which is why he’s become a star

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Fugly overrated nitwit.

Glad it's not catching.

I never bought his humble facade. I never believed him when he said he wanted to work with great directors on great projects. If he meant it, he would’ve followed through with 3000 Miles. There’s no denying that he’s a massive attention whore and in it for the fame more than anything else. Manufactured romances, taking the biggest paycheck offered, etc.

That’s where he’ll be heading once his leading man career fails.

Theatre is way more impressive as far as skill goes. Usually, anyway.

R31 4000 Miles

R31 Do people think he’s humble? He seems like a drip but not a humble one. He’s using his fame to pull women who are out of his league (Lord knows it’s not his face or body). Not very humble.

R35 = Paul Mescal

R35 He's not to my taste, but it's pretty stupid to not acknowledge that a lot of people are into him and his looks.

Does he still have the half ass?

[quote] but it's pretty stupid to not acknowledge that a lot of people are into him and his looks.

I find him beautiful.

[quote] Does he still have the half ass?

The dreaded half ass.

R35: If women are throwing themselves at him, it’s because of his cock and money. Yes certainly not his face and body.

He should consider doing commercials.

Timmy and Austin just finished filming Dune 2 together

R38: CMBYN was filmed in 2016. Perhaps if he did a few more squats but I doubt his 2023 ass is much of an improvement from his 2016 ass.

A still from the CMBYN sequel. It's a little more explicit.

Next up: The Dylan Mulvaney Story sponsored by Nike.

R41 Seriously, his cock and money? I'm sure there are some famewhores out there who just want to fuck an IT boy, but Timmy isn't that rich and him having a big cock is mildly hilarious.

He’s rich enough. And grew up in an upper middle class family in Manhattan.

His PR is all over the place covering the Scorsese commercial. I have this feeling that Wonka hasn’t tested well, it’s not getting any buzz, or this is his last effort to prove he can sell a film.

Does he have the most amazing ass - absolutely not. It’s cute and little though.

Dune II comes out. Wonka hasn’t been tested yet.

He's been around for a while and still isn't really a household name. The only people who really are aware of him are teen and 20's chicks and gay men. I doubt he's a popular actor with straight males.

He isn't a household name because he looks like a limp weed.

Lmao he’s a household name

Sebastian Croft replaced Timothee in 4000 Miles, now directed by Sir Richard Eyre.

R54 Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Justin Bieber are household names. Timothee Chalamet isn't known by everyone. Not even close.

When I just typed these names, Timothee's was the only one that had a red line (spell-check) under both his first and last names.

The people that buy his hype are teenage girls and Gen Z entertainment journalists. The teen girls only like him because he’s an approachable white guy and not because they want to fuck him.

[quote]The teen girls only like him because he’s an approachable white guy and [bold]not because they want to fuck him[/bold].

Yeah, right.

I want to fuck him and I'm not a teen girl.

I’m not a fan at all but he’s clearly getting terrible advice from his management or public relations team. His team gets paid well so they don’t give a shit what happens to him.

Saw the show and don't remember being overly impressed with him. He was alright, nothing more.

My friend Julie's niece's BFF fucked Timmy when he was at Columbia. She couldn't walk straight for a week.

R59 Do you want to put your ramrod into Timothee's custard?

Timothee has all there masculine sex-appeal of Zooeee Zefffiirrr.

I'd rather cuddle Tom Holland any day over Timmy.

Maybe he can play Stanley in A Streetcar Names Desire.

Timmy can play Genghis Khan in a remake of "The Conqueror".

R66: An acting class or two would help.

Maybe he read all the online chatter about how bad his ass looks and that’s why he hasn’t shown it since.

I could see him as a character actor or theater actor in his 30s and 40s.

I was hoping they'd cast some sexy beast as Feyd-Ruatha in Dune Part 2, since Timmy's character was originally supposed to be a woman and to bear Feyd's children.

But, Austin Butler - so I don't actually care even if they did bone.

Timmy’s character was supposed to bear children?

R72 The character was originally supposed to be a girl, but his mother born a son instead to please the father (they could control that).

[quote] The teen girls only like him because he’s an approachable white guy

He’s white?

…in a grease fire.

That Wonka movie is supposed to suck HARD.

R76 Just like Timmy!