Let's be a paperback novel from the 80s/90s!

I'm the "Bestselling Author" endorsement on the front cover.

I'm the latest "Lucky" novel that Jackie Collins vomited up!

This should be a cinch for the DL. Most posters are stuck in the 80s and 90s.

I'm the doctor who knows too much.

I'm the convertible driving down the coast so my owner can clear his head.

I'm the Romance Books by Eugenie Riley, with Fabio on the cover.

I'm the black and white head shot of the author on the inside of either the front or back cover.

I'm the raised lettering on the cover.

I’m the dry, yellowed pages of the 7 no-name books in the beach rental bookcase along with the jigsaw puzzles. I’m well read but immediately forgotten. The tacky bestsellers were accidentally stolen.

I’m the joyless Pulitzer winning tome. I bring back your determination to finish that novel you started. You resume working on it for 6 days and stop again. All the friends you brought it up to knew this would happen. So did you.

I’m the paperback eschewed for the on-screen hardcover. I’m a vital prop in movies to hoodwink you into believing that the female lead is smart and deep. Nothing in the movie’s dialog backs this up.

I am the identical twin sisters trading places a lives for a lark. I am the the plot points on back promising “jet setting” “yachts” “intrigue” “passion” ……. I am the big new ad plopped on part of the cover : “Soon to be an NBC Mini series starring Stefanie Powers and Barry Bostwick”

I am the orange copy of “Thornbirds.” I am in every bookcase everywhere.

R13 You’re sandwiched between Watership Down and Shōgun.

I’m the die cut window cover giving you a peekaboo glimpse of the lurid art inside.

I'm the classic novel in public domain repackaged in a contemporary 1980s style.

I'm the cigarettes being smoked *INSIDE* of an office!

I’m John Grisham - I’m perfect for your next plane ride.

I'm the dog-eared pages.

I'm a portion of the cover that's been cut out. When you open the book, you find a second cover lurking underneath ...

I am the bright emerald green cover of “JEWLELS” - the latest sweeping romantic saga by Danielle Steele. In six months she will unveil her next runaway New York Times best seller, “FINE THINGS.” It will have a vivid purple cover. …. Ms Steele will have a book signing at Pickwick Books at the Mall.

I’m John Irving. My books get made into movies. I’m attractive, so I get a cameo.

I'm the 1986 trade paperback version of Andrew Holleran's Dancer from the Dance. Reading me as so many were dying, well, I got thrown against more than a few walls.

I am Lonesome Dove - I am every dad and grandpa’s Christmas or Father’s Day present for years.