Finally, Some Uplifting News!

Tots & Pears

I’m really OK with this and hope he dies a humiliating, awful death!

We've been getting these fake poor health bulletins since Putin's hackers lost Trump the 2020 election. And they're coming from Putin himself.

Lol sure this happened

This is too good to be true.

Define nervous breakdown

Crying because you were told you have months to live, R6.

[quote] Although the Kremlin refused to confirm where the mysterious scar came from, insiders speculated it was a result of a recent surgery Putin underwent for thyroid cancer

Oh hell. That's one of the most treatable cancers with a high cure rate. Dammit. (assuming it's even true)

Not if it's a secondary, R8. The rumors Putin has cancer are much older than "recent".

The idea that he's having sudden nervous breakdowns surely doesn't fill anyone with confidence -- unless it's that new Russian kind of nervous breakdown where you fall out of the hospital window.

Yeah, he dies but I'm sure there could be someone worse behind it.

[quote] "Yeah, he dies but I'm sure there could be someone worse behind it."

That's always a possibility. But I refuse to live in fear.

Speaking of cancer, I was reading about DL Fave Dame Olivia Newton-John today. Her cancer metastasized in her bones, as often happens. Some forms are more likely to do so, than others. And I know it's a horrifying, and horrifyingly painful illness. But I had to stop reading at "metastatic bone lesions". If I could wipe that shit out, I'd do it immediately.

That Putin is alive, and our dear OLJ (a genuinely talented and kind person) is not... It's not surprising that many people find it difficult or altogether impossible to believe in any kind of God.

Anyway, I can't imagine Putin's blood pressure is very good, either. And with the stress he's under now, a stroke or heart attack could take him out before the cancer. Time will tell.

[quote] "OLJ"

*ONJ"

[quote]many people find it difficult or altogether impossible to believe in any kind of God

Neither difficult or impossible.

Depends on the type of thyroid cancer, R8. 80% of TCs are ‘the good kind’, but the rest are more aggressive.

Team Cancer

How long until his eyes disappear under the weight of all those fillers?

Hey, Li'l Debbie! Come get ya boy!

I'm hoping he has Stage IV Window Cancer, myself.

When I read this

[quote]'Diaper-Wearing' Vladimir'

Why did I hear "Pistol Packing Mama?"

Dirty ears r18?

Maybe, R19?

Or maybe too old.

When Putin finally kicks the bucket, will the money train end for the likes of Gym Jordan, Boebert, Greene, Gaetz, Rand Paul, etc. or will they remain in Russia's pocket?

I wonder if MI-6 is as tired of concocting these new "anonymous source" rumors as I am of seeing them