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One of my male cousins reports he seen a pig

in someone’s yard in North perhaps being raised as a pet or live stock. My male cousins drive around in a pick up truck and one of them stands up in the back and they look for scrap metal to do their activities and art and what not with and my male cousin Francis who is the guy who stands in the back seen this huge pig just in someone’s yard just the damndest thing I heard of pet ponies and some kinds of birds but a pig??? Get the hell out of here

by Anonymousreply 35April 21, 2023 11:47 PM

I always knew that the "from North" troll was a pig.

by Anonymousreply 1April 20, 2023 8:43 PM

Now you go feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia!

by Anonymousreply 2April 20, 2023 9:01 PM

Hi, from North troll.

by Anonymousreply 3April 20, 2023 9:31 PM

North sounds much more provincial than I expected.

by Anonymousreply 4April 20, 2023 10:00 PM

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by Anonymousreply 5April 20, 2023 10:05 PM

Yeeee! Haaa!

by Anonymousreply 6April 20, 2023 10:39 PM

I was driving home from west and I passed a barnyard full of long-haired cows 😳 I had never seen long-haired cows. Do they have them north? Do they get along with north pigs?

by Anonymousreply 7April 20, 2023 10:54 PM

I done seen a pig out yonder by the cee-ment pond

by Anonymousreply 8April 20, 2023 11:43 PM

North of where?

by Anonymousreply 9April 21, 2023 12:53 AM

R7 - Highland Scottish breed.

by Anonymousreply 10April 21, 2023 12:56 AM

So boring and deluded.

by Anonymousreply 11April 21, 2023 1:06 AM

A pig is a perfectly suitable choice for a domestic pet.

by Anonymousreply 12April 21, 2023 1:17 AM

R12 = Suzanne Sugarbaker

by Anonymousreply 13April 21, 2023 2:17 AM

@r10 OMG, that's them! I had never seen one before. I almost ran my car from west off the to east road. Thank you 🙂

by Anonymousreply 14April 21, 2023 2:24 AM

^ Have you ever seen such a cow, north? Do north pigs have long hair?

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by Anonymousreply 15April 21, 2023 2:27 AM

What does NORTH mean?

by Anonymousreply 16April 21, 2023 2:35 AM

…he seen….

by Anonymousreply 17April 21, 2023 2:36 AM

^ The opposite of south 🙄

by Anonymousreply 18April 21, 2023 2:37 AM

Can't a girl enjoy her backyard without someone peering over the fence at her. Peeping Tom!

- Petunia

by Anonymousreply 19April 21, 2023 2:41 AM

Wasn’t this scene in God’s Little Acre?

by Anonymousreply 20April 21, 2023 2:43 AM

^ Got to love them north gals... 😍

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by Anonymousreply 21April 21, 2023 2:44 AM

I’ve know people with pet pigs

by Anonymousreply 22April 21, 2023 2:44 AM

[quote] I had never seen

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 23April 21, 2023 2:45 AM

^ I had never *saw*? 🤔

by Anonymousreply 24April 21, 2023 2:47 AM

I once saw a sheep with five legs.

by Anonymousreply 25April 21, 2023 2:51 AM

@r23, Hey smartass...

"Is I had never seen correct?

Prescriptively speaking, only the first form is correct. In this case, you would want to use the indicative present perfect to express that it is a movie that you have not seen even once. You need to use "have" as an auxiliary verb and the past participle of the verb "to see", which is "seen"

by Anonymousreply 26April 21, 2023 2:51 AM

It looks like r23 didn't learn proper Hillbilly 😂

by Anonymousreply 27April 21, 2023 2:54 AM

Billy Sol Hurok.

by Anonymousreply 28April 21, 2023 2:58 AM

Must I explain? I was being a hillbilly who would think that “I had never seen” was wrong, as an homage to OP.

by Anonymousreply 29April 21, 2023 2:58 AM

^ Yeah, riiiight... 😏

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by Anonymousreply 30April 21, 2023 3:02 AM

@r29, I'm not Op 🙄

- r14

by Anonymousreply 31April 21, 2023 3:05 AM

It seems that the schools in north are not great

by Anonymousreply 32April 21, 2023 3:46 AM

Any more reports from North?

by Anonymousreply 33April 21, 2023 8:49 PM

^ I think he's out pig hunting with his cousins 🤔

by Anonymousreply 34April 21, 2023 8:55 PM

How now North sow.

by Anonymousreply 35April 21, 2023 11:47 PM
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