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Childrens have no filter

Childrens have no idea what sex is, but they do seem to know what they like looking at. How were you as a child, dl? Tell us about your first crush

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by Anonymousreply 42April 20, 2023 6:15 PM

And some posters have no idea of the difference between singular and plural.

by Anonymousreply 1April 20, 2023 12:44 PM

r1 maybe English isn't their 1st language. they came here and asked an innocent question to interact with others and the first response is an attack.

by Anonymousreply 2April 20, 2023 12:48 PM

My first crush was my neighbor across the street. He was frequently shirtless and I would always run over to help him. So hot.

by Anonymousreply 3April 20, 2023 12:54 PM

R1- children sounds dumb, so i use childrens bcoz i love musical movies n they always say childrens instead of children, this is not a job interview or a college exam

by Anonymousreply 4April 20, 2023 12:55 PM

What the hell is with his reaction? What is he doing behind the camera? And “oh, shit”? Someone contact CPS.

by Anonymousreply 5April 20, 2023 12:56 PM

my first crush was my sister's friend, romeo, he was in 6th grade and i was in 3rd grade, it's the first day of school, he had a buzz cut, pink bangles, he was so tall, had creamy skin, he was so handsome, i could not stop staring at him. My parents forced me to wear the new short pants uniform that day and he told me i looked like a joker. i was crushed

by Anonymousreply 6April 20, 2023 1:03 PM

R5- pedophile alert, stop projections ur pedo projections to little children who does not hv a single clue wt sex are

by Anonymousreply 7April 20, 2023 1:06 PM

That little girl is going to grow up with a fetish for shirtless trash collectors.

by Anonymousreply 8April 20, 2023 1:12 PM

luv them childrens wrestlers

by Anonymousreply 9April 20, 2023 1:20 PM

I’d investigate Dad.

by Anonymousreply 10April 20, 2023 1:28 PM

I'm sorry, are we now indulging the pedophiles on DL?

by Anonymousreply 11April 20, 2023 1:31 PM

That family is raising a little slut. It starts early people.

by Anonymousreply 12April 20, 2023 1:33 PM

r11- this is about a child's first crush, not grown ass people's first time sexually assaulting a child

by Anonymousreply 13April 20, 2023 1:35 PM

Yeah, no, this whole thread read creepy to me.

by Anonymousreply 14April 20, 2023 1:41 PM

Childrens are BBC similar to kittehs in this regard.

by Anonymousreply 15April 20, 2023 1:47 PM

^BBC? Sorry about that!

by Anonymousreply 16April 20, 2023 1:47 PM

are these behaviours normal or has always been happening but just started getting online tractions now bcoz of the mass availablity of phones and sharing them online

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by Anonymousreply 17April 20, 2023 1:51 PM

No child talks like that unless influenced and the father’s potty mouth and the fact that he’s recording and posting this sets off alarms.

by Anonymousreply 18April 20, 2023 1:57 PM

the father's potty mouth? I did not hear him say anything that resembles anything remotely like even a cuss

by Anonymousreply 19April 20, 2023 2:02 PM

is the " shit " wt u mean by the father's potty mouth

by Anonymousreply 20April 20, 2023 2:06 PM

[quote] Tell us about your first crush

His name was Palo. We were both in the Legislative Youth Program. He was a few years older than I: very cute, dark curly hair, dreamy eyes.

by Anonymousreply 21April 20, 2023 2:13 PM

R2, that the plural of child isn't childs but children is one of the very early things you learn grammar-wise when you learn English as a second language, so your point of view, while not entirely moot, is rather debatable.

by Anonymousreply 22April 20, 2023 2:16 PM

R22- I know, everyone knows children is the plural of child, but saying childrens sounds more fun than children

by Anonymousreply 23April 20, 2023 2:18 PM

^ i forgot " form " , are you going to lecture me on that too?

by Anonymousreply 24April 20, 2023 2:19 PM

R24 no, because you're a lost cause.

by Anonymousreply 25April 20, 2023 2:26 PM

R25- thank u

by Anonymousreply 26April 20, 2023 2:31 PM

A child that age talking like that raises questions about how sexualized he has been made by adults around her.

And her father saying "Oh, shit" makes me think he doesn't have good boundaries with a child that age.

by Anonymousreply 27April 20, 2023 2:34 PM

I believe that childrens are our future.

by Anonymousreply 28April 20, 2023 2:41 PM

* * * glug glug * * *

by Anonymousreply 29April 20, 2023 2:46 PM

R26, you're welcome. And because I'm a good nut after all, here are a couple of irregular plural nouns in English:

mouse - mice

louse - lice

tooth - teeth

ox - oxen

child - children

by Anonymousreply 30April 20, 2023 2:50 PM

R30- u are no fun, where is ur bitchiness, r u a top?

by Anonymousreply 31April 20, 2023 3:07 PM

“Potty mouth”?

by Anonymousreply 32April 20, 2023 3:09 PM

R27- almost all parents cuss, don't pretend like the majority of parents do not cuss casually or accidentally in front of their children

by Anonymousreply 33April 20, 2023 3:11 PM

R31, u want me 2 wreck your ass?

by Anonymousreply 34April 20, 2023 3:13 PM

R32, R18 is the first and the only documented evidence of ghosts are real

by Anonymousreply 35April 20, 2023 3:14 PM

The dad has an unnatural cadence.

It’s as if he believes real people actually ‘parent’ the way he’s seen Hollywood actors playing dads in 00s comedies parent.

Super phony.

by Anonymousreply 36April 20, 2023 3:17 PM

R34- how old are u? Yes, if u promise to teach me the grammatical correct way to moan during the fucking, not before, nor after, only during the fucking

by Anonymousreply 37April 20, 2023 3:18 PM

Will someone think of the childrens?

by Anonymousreply 38April 20, 2023 3:53 PM

Can the posters who see “pedophilia” in everything take their asses to Reddit and join others a little too obsessed with pedophilia?

The dad’s fake and a creep, but this isn’t ‘pedo bait’, especially by Instagram standards where apparently everything goes— there are horrendous parents out there. I couldn’t sleep the other night and I clicked a link that took me to instagram, then I decided to scroll myself to sleep— one of the videos that popped up was of toddler twin girls in Pakistan with their “cousin” who films them terrified, crying and obviously sensualized. Instagram doesn’t stop it and Pakistan SURE the fuck don’t.

This video, on the other hand, is a stage dad badly performing as the overprotective father of a little angel who has a first crush trope— it’s been done a million times in sitcoms, commercials, etc over the years and the dad is thirsty to go viral. He’s tacky and affected but that’s everyone who posts their “family moments” on social media.

by Anonymousreply 39April 20, 2023 4:16 PM

Oh, and my first crush was JR Ewing from the show “Dallas”. Then Prince.

by Anonymousreply 40April 20, 2023 4:18 PM

I can't understand what the child is saying! All I can make out is dirty dad's reaction.

by Anonymousreply 41April 20, 2023 4:26 PM

There are closed-captions on the video, R41.

by Anonymousreply 42April 20, 2023 6:15 PM
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