Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Let’s be Desperate Housewives

I’m the “Property of Mary Alice Young” label that’s promptly ripped off after Mrs. Huber found the body.

by Anonymousreply 3April 21, 2023 1:08 AM

I’m Gabrielle being a runway model despite being barely 5ft tall.

by Anonymousreply 1April 20, 2023 10:00 AM

I’m the $10,000 each housewife was given to decorate her trailer. They were spoiled.

by Anonymousreply 2April 21, 2023 1:07 AM

I'm LeeAnne Locken

by Anonymousreply 3April 21, 2023 1:08 AM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!