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James Van Der Beek's Kids Are All Full Of Head Lice

They've officially become Texas poor white trash.

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by Anonymousreply 152June 2, 2023 11:01 PM

Anyone can get head lice

by Anonymousreply 1April 19, 2023 9:21 PM

What the fuck? Why is he breeding so much? And they all look so close in age, which tells me his frau's vagina didn't even heal properly before they went for another round, that's disgusting and dangerous.

I judge anyone who has more than three kids, sorry not sorry.

by Anonymousreply 2April 19, 2023 9:24 PM

He looks terrible

by Anonymousreply 3April 19, 2023 9:24 PM

The kids almost look identical.

by Anonymousreply 4April 19, 2023 9:29 PM

He is also going to need an eye lift soon.

by Anonymousreply 5April 19, 2023 9:29 PM

can’t help it because the Texas climate breeds lice. lol

by Anonymousreply 6April 19, 2023 9:30 PM

Just shave the kids' heads.

by Anonymousreply 7April 19, 2023 9:30 PM

This is my favorite thread title of the year.

by Anonymousreply 8April 19, 2023 9:31 PM

James Van Der Beek revealed his six kids are dealing with a head lice breakout, then he went back to impregnating his wife.

by Anonymousreply 9April 19, 2023 9:32 PM

He looks like a titless lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 10April 19, 2023 9:33 PM

[quote] What the fuck? Why is he breeding so much? And they all look so close in age, which tells me his frau's vagina didn't even heal properly before they went for another round, that's disgusting and dangerous. I judge anyone who has more than three kids, sorry not sorry.

He’s got super seed - super potent and super powerful.

by Anonymousreply 11April 19, 2023 9:33 PM

He’s breeding his wife like a prized mare.

by Anonymousreply 12April 19, 2023 9:34 PM

Blonde people feel they don't have to wash as often.

by Anonymousreply 13April 19, 2023 9:37 PM

[quote] "Anyone can get head lice"

And anyone can whistle.

by Anonymousreply 14April 19, 2023 9:41 PM

I’d like to think if I’m ever lucky enough to become famous before becoming a has-been, I’ll resist the urge to talk publicly about a head lice infestation.

by Anonymousreply 15April 19, 2023 9:43 PM

Head lice? Why didn’t I think of that?

by Anonymousreply 16April 19, 2023 9:44 PM

Pa Walton.

by Anonymousreply 17April 19, 2023 9:44 PM

He’s broke

by Anonymousreply 18April 19, 2023 9:45 PM

He has eyes like Cate Blanchett

by Anonymousreply 19April 19, 2023 9:50 PM

Down Syndrome eyes and meemaw hair. Is his wife Helen Keller?

by Anonymousreply 20April 19, 2023 9:51 PM

How terrible to be surrounded by beautiful kids who love you. If he had any sense, he’d be ejaculating into another man’s rectum.

by Anonymousreply 21April 19, 2023 9:56 PM

They all look like white trash rednecks

by Anonymousreply 22April 19, 2023 9:56 PM

R20 apparently she was a business consultant before he turned her into a baby farm. She also had two miscarriages before the last kid was born but they kept trying.

If you want a big family and are rich enough to afford them, why not adopt some in addition to your biological ones? This world is already hugely overpopulated and having 6 kids nowadays is very selfish

by Anonymousreply 23April 19, 2023 9:59 PM

He looks like the dad from Shameless. And only 46

by Anonymousreply 24April 19, 2023 9:59 PM

We have crabs!

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by Anonymousreply 25April 19, 2023 10:03 PM

See, Californians! This is what happens when you move to Texas!

by Anonymousreply 26April 19, 2023 10:05 PM

Is that what's been living in that chin?

And R1 here doesn't have a clue of what the R1 needs to do. Obviously her crabs are embarrassing her.

by Anonymousreply 27April 19, 2023 10:07 PM

R2- silly homo

by Anonymousreply 28April 19, 2023 10:11 PM

Thems the purtiest kids in the trailer park.

by Anonymousreply 29April 19, 2023 10:15 PM

Who rats their kids out like that? Lice is not an award.

by Anonymousreply 30April 19, 2023 10:18 PM

Mother said only the dirty poors like Laura Ingalls get head lice.

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by Anonymousreply 31April 19, 2023 10:33 PM

Is he casting a new "Village of the Damned" remake?

by Anonymousreply 32April 19, 2023 10:45 PM

Dawson is starting to look like Pappy from the Appalachians.

by Anonymousreply 33April 19, 2023 10:48 PM

he's become a frau?

just take the wifi away.

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by Anonymousreply 34April 19, 2023 11:02 PM

[quote] "Down Syndrome eyes"

I've always been fascinated by his heavy/full lids. I crushed on a guy years ago who had the same physical attribute. They work on him, and I think they're part of what makes (or MADE) him sexy. I don't even mind the long chin.

But why does he insist on appearing so trashy?

by Anonymousreply 35April 19, 2023 11:26 PM

His kids could all be in a remake of Village of the Damned.

by Anonymousreply 36April 19, 2023 11:29 PM

[quote]Anyone can get head lice

This is absolutely true.

I do not see why he felt the need to post on Instagram about it.

by Anonymousreply 37April 19, 2023 11:30 PM

Looks like Tori Spelling is raising her own Honey Boo Boo there in the middle

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by Anonymousreply 38April 19, 2023 11:34 PM

Can you imagine Clark Gable or Joan Crawford, Gene Hackman, hell even Chad Everett breathlessly revealing to Hedda Hopper/Liz Smith their kids had lice?

by Anonymousreply 39April 19, 2023 11:53 PM

And he looks like Rod Cameron.

And is aging just as badly.

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by Anonymousreply 40April 19, 2023 11:56 PM

Clearly he's fallen into some kind of weird Christian Quiverfull sort of thing.

That being said, kids get head lice, a lot. Rich, poor, doesn't matter.

by Anonymousreply 41April 19, 2023 11:56 PM

Is he Catholic or a rabbit?

by Anonymousreply 42April 19, 2023 11:58 PM

The long hair is a horrible look on him. It ages him even more.

by Anonymousreply 43April 20, 2023 12:03 AM

He gave it to them when the lice slid off his fivehead.

by Anonymousreply 44April 20, 2023 12:07 AM

Gross. Too many kids. He need to show more restraint.

by Anonymousreply 45April 20, 2023 12:22 AM

The Headlice Horseman.

by Anonymousreply 46April 20, 2023 12:22 AM

Solo 6 hijos ? I can give them the number of my surrogate so they can catch up

by Anonymousreply 47April 20, 2023 12:37 AM

[quote]If you want a big family and are rich enough to afford them, why not adopt some in addition to your biological ones? This world is already hugely overpopulated and having 6 kids nowadays is very selfish

The van der Beeks must be religious freaks or a case of Hilaria Baldwin.

by Anonymousreply 48April 20, 2023 12:44 AM

OP You're not very bright. My sister taught school in a very affluent Denver neighborhood, and those kids were constantly getting head lice.

by Anonymousreply 49April 20, 2023 12:45 AM

They have 6 living kids and at least 5 miscarriages. The Mrs is a granola, earth mother who doesnt believe in "toxins" like birth control

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by Anonymousreply 50April 20, 2023 12:47 AM

Should've kept their asses in California. They don't allow head lice in Beverly Hills.

by Anonymousreply 51April 20, 2023 12:56 AM

I am eternally grateful not to be a kid today and have my every fart and ailment documented by my parents online.

by Anonymousreply 52April 20, 2023 1:03 AM

Kimberly explained that she had miscarriages between her second and third babies, another between her third and fourth, again between fourth and fifth, and two after her youngest. She said the last two miscarriages were "really extreme."

When asked later in the interview if she's open to having more children in the future, Kimberly said the "possibility is there" since she has decided not to use birth control.

"Listen, the possibility is there, if my body agrees to it. I do not take birth control — big surprise! And, in fact, I will not take birth control. It really took me years to rebalance my system after birth control," the mom of five explained, adding, "You know, there are other ways to go about calculating dates and things to not get pregnant. We're not great at that."

by Anonymousreply 53April 20, 2023 1:10 AM

[quote]"Listen, the possibility is there, if my body agrees to it. I do not take birth control — big surprise! And, in fact, I will not take birth control. It really took me years to rebalance my system after birth control," the mom of five explained, adding, "You know, there are other ways to go about calculating dates and things to not get pregnant. We're not great at that."

Condoms don't exist in their neck of the woods?

by Anonymousreply 54April 20, 2023 1:28 AM

Has John Wesley Shipp commented yet?

by Anonymousreply 55April 20, 2023 1:33 AM

He did R55 and I quote, “Ew!”

by Anonymousreply 56April 20, 2023 1:37 AM

R54 do you know what the latex will do to the rhythms of my pussy???

by Anonymousreply 57April 20, 2023 1:38 AM

Why does he look like such a Trump voter? I had to go find an interview from a few years ago when he looked kinda hot to cleanse my palate.

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by Anonymousreply 58April 20, 2023 1:43 AM

[quote]How terrible to be surrounded by beautiful kids who love you. If he had any sense, he’d be ejaculating into another man’s rectum.

Now that's what I'm talking about!

by Anonymousreply 59April 20, 2023 1:45 AM

The oldest daughter always looks like she can't wait to get out of her parents house and get her tubes tied

by Anonymousreply 60April 20, 2023 2:00 AM

We Bought a Zoo 2: Flea Circus

by Anonymousreply 61April 20, 2023 2:07 AM

If he was Black his kids wouldn’t be having this problem.

by Anonymousreply 62April 20, 2023 2:21 AM

[quote]Can you imagine Clark Gable or Joan Crawford, Gene Hackman, hell even Chad Everett breathlessly revealing to Hedda Hopper/Liz Smith their kids had lice?

Barbara Bennett is typing away on her portable typewriter when she hears screams coming from another part of the house.

She rushes in to find Christina Crawford in tears, sitting in a chair with shampoo in her hair and a rubber mat covering her, while Joan viciously wields a pair of tweezers on Christina's scalp, dropping louse after louse into a bowl of soapy water. "I should have known you'd know where to find the lice and the lezzes," hisses Joan as Christina screams louder. "You love to make me delouse you, DON'T YOU!"

"Joan! JOAN!"

"Barbara, PLEASE. PLEASE, Barbara. Leave us alone, Barbara. If you need anything, ask Carol Ann."

by Anonymousreply 63April 20, 2023 2:50 AM

I thought that was Helen Hunt in the family photo.

by Anonymousreply 64April 20, 2023 3:12 AM

The oldest daughter looks like Michelle Williams.

by Anonymousreply 65April 20, 2023 6:38 AM

I gather from posters that they all had it as kids.

I’ve never had it. Even when another kid stayed at our house and had it. My mom called a health nurse, and went strand by strand on that kid with tweezers. We still never got it. I don’t want to belong to that club either.

by Anonymousreply 66April 20, 2023 7:24 AM

[quote]The oldest daughter looks like Michelle Williams.

Well, they did have an affair so maybe it is her kid.

by Anonymousreply 67April 20, 2023 8:16 AM

James Van Der Beek should have never have happened. He was all wrong for Dawson. They could have casted any hot guy of that era but Kevin Williamson somehow got a hardon for that fuggo.

by Anonymousreply 68April 20, 2023 8:18 AM

People who have more than 2 kids should be sterilized.

by Anonymousreply 69April 20, 2023 8:31 AM

[quote] They could have casted

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 70April 20, 2023 8:34 AM

R67 what?? When???

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by Anonymousreply 71April 20, 2023 8:45 AM

The 1st wife was prettier.

Interesting they were married for awhile with no kids & then quickly remarries & pops out a million kids.

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by Anonymousreply 72April 20, 2023 8:48 AM

Reminds me of Tom Welling, although he was reasonable and only had 2 kids.

by Anonymousreply 73April 20, 2023 9:04 AM

What is going on with his hair???

Gurl, NO!

by Anonymousreply 74April 20, 2023 9:07 AM

R73, yeah most people today only have 2 kids. Some people are even making do with one.

by Anonymousreply 75April 20, 2023 9:07 AM

R75 I just don't know how they do it.

by Anonymousreply 76April 20, 2023 9:11 AM

Aw, he's has a beautiful family.

by Anonymousreply 77April 20, 2023 10:27 AM

He currently looks like Helen Hunts' retarded sister.

Time is cruel but the 5 head is tragic.

God really has a mean streak.

by Anonymousreply 78April 20, 2023 10:46 AM

R65 White Michelle Williams or Black Michelle Williams?

by Anonymousreply 79April 20, 2023 12:18 PM

Who’s winning in the overpopulation wars at the moment, him or Alec Baldwin?

by Anonymousreply 80April 20, 2023 12:20 PM

How does he support all those kids? Does he ever get acting work anymore?

by Anonymousreply 81April 20, 2023 12:54 PM

I’m convinced that People and Us magazines pay him for content and they get much of their income from that.

by Anonymousreply 82April 20, 2023 1:36 PM

According to IMDb he hasn't worked since 2021, at least as an actor. What side gigs he may have I can't speak of. You know many of these people get real estate big time, and other things like restaurants, etc. That wife looks the type to probably own some sort of shop. Probably selling religious bric-a-brac.

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by Anonymousreply 83April 20, 2023 2:40 PM

The net worth sites (don't start) say he's worth around $8 million. If they're anywhere near right he's got enough money to live fine in Texas.

by Anonymousreply 84April 20, 2023 2:41 PM

I wonder how much the DC cast gets now from residuals? Maybe a couple of dollars.

by Anonymousreply 85April 20, 2023 3:13 PM

First he posts pics of the kids cuddling mommy after her miscarriage, now the lice update.

Is nothing private anymore

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by Anonymousreply 86April 20, 2023 4:02 PM

OP, this Texas native has never had lice.

by Anonymousreply 87April 20, 2023 4:26 PM

His family seems one step removed from a suicide cult.

by Anonymousreply 88April 20, 2023 4:40 PM

The wife reminds me of the Pioneer Woman Ree Drummond.

by Anonymousreply 89April 20, 2023 4:53 PM

Good observation R88

by Anonymousreply 90April 20, 2023 7:48 PM

I can't hate him ever since Don't Trust the B in Apt 23, but if they're not using birth control and the wife is prone to miscarriages, why the hell are they in Texas? They will make her go septic and die before they do a life saving D&C.

by Anonymousreply 91April 20, 2023 8:25 PM

R83, why is he arching his brow like that?

by Anonymousreply 92April 20, 2023 8:35 PM

[quote] He’s breeding his wife like a prized mare.

Maybe she has a prize winning cunt and he just can’t get enough of it.

by Anonymousreply 93April 21, 2023 1:16 AM

Is he horse hung. Dutch genetics, no?

by Anonymousreply 94April 21, 2023 1:18 AM

It just seems like such an odd trajectory. I know plenty of actors go on to have mundane "normal" lives. But this particular version of that - the amount of kids, the trashiness. I just didn't see it coming. The kids are fairly cute, if somewhat creepy in their similarity and how blond and pale they all are. James looks like a hillbilly interloper in a picture Swedish tourists were taking of their kids.

by Anonymousreply 95April 21, 2023 3:20 AM

Those are beautiful children.

by Anonymousreply 96April 21, 2023 3:23 AM

How many of those beautiful children got daddy's fivehead?

by Anonymousreply 97April 21, 2023 7:30 AM

He needs bangs.

by Anonymousreply 98April 21, 2023 10:08 AM

People, net worth sites are meaningless! Stop using them. They’re a total joke.

by Anonymousreply 99April 21, 2023 10:11 AM

Yes, unlike Tori's kids, his are attractive.

Has he turned into a Christian fundamentalist who doesn't believe in contraception? Eight kids would be fine if he were really rich but I doubt he is.

by Anonymousreply 100April 21, 2023 10:42 AM

Isn't it possible he earned several million on that stupid Bitch series, recently?

by Anonymousreply 101April 21, 2023 10:45 AM

Are they all Mark Lester's children?

by Anonymousreply 102April 21, 2023 10:50 AM

They don't show much of his place in Texas. The interiors look bare. I say he doesn't have much money.

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by Anonymousreply 103April 21, 2023 10:52 AM

Won't ask for more when he knows what's in store. There's a dark, thin, winding stairway Without any bannister Which we'll throw him down, and feed him on Cockrouches served in a canister

by Anonymousreply 104April 21, 2023 11:07 AM

What r104?

by Anonymousreply 105April 21, 2023 12:11 PM

The "compound" ups the cultiness of this family.

by Anonymousreply 106April 21, 2023 12:15 PM

I'm looking forward to a modern day real life Brady Bunch situation between him and Tori Spelling when his wife dies in childbirth, and Dean McDermott strokes out. Ratings gold.

by Anonymousreply 107April 21, 2023 12:22 PM

[quote] People, net worth sites are meaningless! Stop using them. They’re a total joke.

I expressly said "don't start". What is it about that phrase that you do no comprehend?

by Anonymousreply 108April 23, 2023 9:15 AM

[quote] He needs braids.

Oh I don't think he could grow that much hair. And trying to make extensions for him would cause too much stress on the industry.

by Anonymousreply 109April 23, 2023 9:16 AM

I just cannot with out of control breeders. Really, you decided that the planet needs more of YOUR genetic material in particular? Fucking narcissists, the lot of them.

by Anonymousreply 110April 23, 2023 9:52 AM

Does he know Taylor Hanson?

by Anonymousreply 111April 23, 2023 3:36 PM

Every time I see this picture Dueling Banjos starts playing in my head.

by Anonymousreply 112April 23, 2023 5:45 PM

How far Dawson has fallen.

by Anonymousreply 113April 24, 2023 6:57 AM

R23, we don’t need to incentivize losers not aborting their inferior offspring by adopting them.

by Anonymousreply 114April 24, 2023 7:01 AM

After all those kids I hope his wife has had her coochiepop tightened. Otherwise their sex life must be very disappointing for him. Unless he's a back door for pleasure, front door for results kind'a guy.

by Anonymousreply 115April 24, 2023 1:06 PM

He pings to me

by Anonymousreply 116April 24, 2023 1:13 PM

breeding litters of children l

by Anonymousreply 117April 24, 2023 1:15 PM

Give it up, r116.

by Anonymousreply 118April 24, 2023 1:49 PM

Me too r116

by Anonymousreply 119April 24, 2023 1:57 PM

He really should think about doing a reboot of THE MUNSTERS….

by Anonymousreply 120April 24, 2023 2:04 PM

This list has shown up before on DL, but i somehow missed the rumour about James being an escort.

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by Anonymousreply 121May 9, 2023 4:31 AM

R2 her vagina is the diameter of Jupiter. After the first kid, the rest walked out.

And fucking hell, James look fucking inbred as fuck!

by Anonymousreply 122May 9, 2023 4:34 AM

What are these kids going to make of Don’t Trust the B**** In Apartment 3B when they grow up???

by Anonymousreply 123May 9, 2023 4:41 AM

James looks like Donna from the TV series From.

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by Anonymousreply 124May 9, 2023 4:41 AM

Buy quaker oats please!

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by Anonymousreply 125May 9, 2023 10:21 PM

Do they count the miscarriages as blessings? She had a miscarriage between each kid. So if she didn’t miscarry, none of her current children would exist now! If they love their kids then aren’t they grateful that the miscarriages happened since otherwise they would never have met their current set of children.

by Anonymousreply 126May 11, 2023 4:59 PM

Beautiful children.

That's what should be featured on camera and in ads, ,not the current fuggos being forced upon us.

by Anonymousreply 127May 11, 2023 5:09 PM

Why so many kids? Is he a fundie??????

by Anonymousreply 128May 11, 2023 5:11 PM

Because he said he doesn’t believe in birth control and she said birth control doesn’t agree with her body.

by Anonymousreply 129May 11, 2023 5:15 PM

R129 neither does pregnancy!

by Anonymousreply 130May 11, 2023 5:19 PM

Mr. & Mrs. VDB are both idiots.

They should have lunch with the Baldwins.

by Anonymousreply 131May 11, 2023 5:22 PM

The fact that she had 2 miscarriages that put her in the hospital and he didn't get snipped...fucking idiots

by Anonymousreply 132May 11, 2023 5:26 PM

Are they Mormon?

by Anonymousreply 133May 11, 2023 5:35 PM

R2 His wife has also had multiple miscarriages (like four of five). She's basically spent their entire marriage pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 134May 11, 2023 5:38 PM

Hmm, I've never had lice, my kids have never had lice, I know they say anyone can get lice- yet whenever someone does get lice, I am usually not surprised. My son did get athletes foot but somehow we managed to keep it from spreading to everyone because we do things like CLEAN and USE BLEACH and SOAP. But yeah, I am sure it happens to everyone and somehow SPREADS TO SIX PEOPLE. That is crazy, at some point someone should be brushing someone's hair and doing laundry and something should be discovered. I am saying gross- they have too many kids to care for them properly.

by Anonymousreply 135May 11, 2023 5:54 PM

Have you all seen the latest viral tiktok from James where he is sewing MAGA like BS? Not surprised

by Anonymousreply 136May 31, 2023 5:35 PM

Dirty gypsies

by Anonymousreply 137May 31, 2023 5:36 PM

They look like a cult

by Anonymousreply 138May 31, 2023 5:41 PM

Is Dawson's crack licey?

by Anonymousreply 139May 31, 2023 6:33 PM

He needs to be kidnapped and given a vasectomy.

by Anonymousreply 140May 31, 2023 6:53 PM

For all the posters wondering about his means of support, isn't he from a well-to-do family in some tony CT hamlet?

Seems like I read that here a decade or so ago.

by Anonymousreply 141May 31, 2023 8:53 PM

Here's the story that R136 is talking about:

[quote]“There’s no debate over an 80-year-old man who, if he lives, will be the oldest sitting president in the history of the country, and if he doesn’t live has a vice president whose approval rating is worse than his? This guy has obviously declining mental faculties, you’re putting him up in front of a podium with flash cards telling him who to call on and what the questions are gonna be, and you’re telling us there’s no debate? What about the will of the people?”

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by Anonymousreply 142June 1, 2023 7:01 AM

The Repugs can have this mess.

by Anonymousreply 143June 1, 2023 7:09 AM

@r111, This guy wants to be me...

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by Anonymousreply 144June 1, 2023 8:25 AM

More white people!!

by Anonymousreply 145June 1, 2023 8:25 AM

It goes deeper than head lice... 👀

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by Anonymousreply 146June 1, 2023 1:09 PM

R10, that’s HILARIOUS!

by Anonymousreply 147June 1, 2023 1:12 PM

Guess he’s angling to be the new Dean Cain.

by Anonymousreply 148June 1, 2023 8:08 PM

He looks like he’s dying

by Anonymousreply 149June 1, 2023 10:11 PM

R115 maybe she’s had c-sections. Are you familiar with the “husband stitch”? I’m sure their sex life is fine.

by Anonymousreply 150June 2, 2023 12:23 AM

I officially dislike him now.

by Anonymousreply 151June 2, 2023 8:15 AM

He sho is ugly!

by Anonymousreply 152June 2, 2023 11:01 PM
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