Let's be young Gen Z women

Just women op?

I consider myself queer despite only an attraction to men.

I'm mom jeans

I'm the tattoos!

And the pronouns.

I'm the elective mastectomy!

Do you know where you're posting, R1?

I'm the blue/pink/rainbow colored hair.

I'm loudly and openly talking about my period juices in public!

I'm Chlamydia.

I’m they / them. Woman is offensive.

I'm a Size 24

I'm Billy Eilish.

I'm a stinky pussy

Didn't know there were incels on this board

I’m the crushing anxiety

I’m their beautiful and open progressive beliefs.

I AM THE VOICE OF THE FULL-FIGURED GIRL!!!

I'm the fibromyalgia.

And the fibroids.

I was going to be the tattoos, R4! I'll be the piercings then.

I'm the glitter and tulle ensembles.

I'm the no babies, no husband, serious career.

I'm the long-suffering parents. I see it now, I brought all this on myself.

I'm the self diagnosed Austism Spectrum Disorder.

"I'm the 50 pounds of overweight."

People of both genders and all ages are overweight

I'm a Swiftie!

I'm gluten free!!!!

I'm bringing back smoking. Cigarettes are more of the vibe than vapes.

I'm the socialism while still swiping left on any guy who makes less money than me.

I’m Muri€l deleting this thread once the Fraus FF it to hell.

I'm nonbinary

We are am frau, age is futile, we all become exhausting each and every.

I’m their opinions: correct, incontrovertible, and without flaw. Frankly, it’s exhausting to be on the correct side of every social question, although they’ve learned to enjoy their role as teacher for the unenlightened.

I’m the cat’s-eye glasses, library sciences degree, Manic Panic hair, and nailed-shut vagina.

My period TRIGGERS me!?!! I’m now NON-BINARY. Respect my pronouns OR ELSE!

I'm her grown brother, who won't go to college or look for a job, won't eat anything but burgers and chicken nuggets, and or do anything except play video games and claim to be "on the spectrum".

And my bitch sister thinks she's all that, just because she's got that degree in library science and a crappy job.

I’m the humorlessness and lack of affect in interacting with everyone I meet. I’m also the refusal to make normal eye contact. I’m not on the spectrum, it’s a type of passive aggressive behavior. I can’t be bothered to acknowledge your humanity, and also “fuck you”.

Thanks, Lizzo and co. with your body positivity crap.

You must be new here, r14.

There's no incel like a pearl-clutching eldergay.

I am "So, I was like, get the fuck out. And he was like, fuck you. So I was like, I'm done."

I'm writing my dissertation on misogynoir and gaslighting. I will share it on twitter and get 1 billion followers. That is my measurement of success!

I’m the lip fillers.

I’m looking over my shoulder at the very obviously homosexual older man on the busy street at 4pm, who is walking a very comfortable distance behind me. I’m making a victim face, like he might rape me. Stay away! You’re creeping me out! Can’t you see the fear in my eyes! You’re creepy!!! This is a weird passive aggressive mind game I play to keep all men in line. I know you all want my sweet, sweet pussy!!! You do! I know it!!!! You’re all salivating for it. Everyone desperately wants my pussy. My pussy is like a long-lost treasure.

I’m not just one small tattoo - I’m an arm covered in blotchy graffiti. I always look trashy in wedding photos.

I’m the microaggressions.

I’m the rape charges she considered filing against the old Southern gay man who said “Thanks, Darling!” when she checked out his items at the grocery store.

I'm the Handmaid's Tale fetish. Look closely and you'll start to see me everywhere.

I’m secretly wanting bad things to happen because we crave the cortisol rush in our boring lives. See the psychotic obsessions and podcasts about rape and murder.

I'm the feelings of victimhood

R36

[Quote] I’m the humorlessness and lack of affect in interacting with everyone I meet. I’m also the refusal to make normal eye contact. I’m not on the spectrum, it’s a type of passive aggressive behavior. I can’t be bothered to acknowledge your humanity, and also “fuck you”.

I also don't understand why I got fired from every job after 4 days.

I'm the confusion of the older generations that can't tell most of the complaints they have of gen z women are actually complaints of fat baby faced millennials, sex yet to be determined because it requires too many people to lift up all their folds.

I don't really see the problem of being a housewife, yeah, Ali Wong had it right. We're claiming her for Z. You can have Greta. She likes old enough to be one of you. Like seriously, what's wrong with her face. It's like that chick from the old, old, old version of Escape From Witch Mountain. Twelve year old girl body and 80 year old man face.

I'm the hair that hasn't been washed in over a week because, you know, natural oils are healthy.

I'm their snotty CUNT attitude

I'm their mustaches and leg hair

I'm the revelling in ugliness and attention while simultaneously being outraged at any negative attention I receive for my own actions.

I think they are more confident and skilled

I'm vacations with the parents 🙌

I am a woman in her late fifties - baffled at the younger women and frankly annoyed. I find myself sounding like my mother as I struggle not to say - “Gosh - you’ll feel so much better with a touch of lipstick before you leave the house! Or would you like to borrow my hairbrush?” …. Meanwhile, young males watch me stand on my toes and try to reach for something on a shelf and keep walking or duck in front of me to go through a door first. Damn, I got old.

I'm the man who "chestfeeds".

R58, mid-50s here, and I feel a similar dismay. Is it really such an effort to look presentable in public, at the office, etc.? Is it so cruel to be told you should show up to your workplace on time? And FFS cover those tattoos in front of clients. This isn't your living room.

When you and I were young adults, no one hesitated to tell us to straighten the fuck up or get out. There's the door. It wasn't always fun or comfy, but we learned, quickly, how to behave and work. Here are the standards--meet them or be gone.

I'm really struggling to understand these youngsters, especially in the workplace. Whatever confidence and skill they have seems to rest on a weak foundation. I see a profound lack of self-awareness, an inflated sense of accomplishment, and shallow knowledge base. Okay, they can buy delivery food through an app, but why don't they know how many ounces are in a pound and what the Berlin Blockade was and why it is historically important?

When people compare our culture to the latter days of the Roman Empire, they're sometimes accused of hyperbole, but the comparison is not nuts. We're talking about the loss of the general knowledge structure, critical thinking, arts and culture, and standards of behavior. I find it terrifying.

R58, I don't want to suggest that's exactly what you meant (and you might disagree), but as a contemporary of yours, that's what I see.

Sorry if this is a bit of a thread jack.

I identify as a gay man and it's your job to identify my triggers and avoid setting them off.

I go to the barbershop and insist on a straight razor shave even though I have just a bit of fuzz on my face because I saw it on a Youtube video once. It makes my face tattoo pop.

R60, I'm in my 30s and I agree with most of what you said. I silently judge people who come to work while making it obvious they are covered in tattoos. It's just fucking trashy and yes, I'll assume you're a fucking weirdo.

"We're talking about the loss of the general knowledge structure, critical thinking, arts and culture, and standards of behavior. I find it terrifying."

I think every generation of old folks thinks that, or at least, I hope they always have! I mean, Juvenal wrote rants about how shallow and disrespectful young people were 2,000 years ago, and I hope my horror at Kids Today is a normal part of the aging process and not the collapse of society's underpinnings. The only constant is change, and if that means a decline in appreciation for things like the classical arts, I'm afraid that's inevitable, I'm just sorry it's happening in my lifetime.

And BTW knowing that Juvenal was whining about how shallow and disrespectful the young people of his day were really does help put things in perspective, and IMHO that's why exposure to the literature of centuries past should be included in everyone's education.

Nah, they're really pretty empty.

[quote] I'm the socialism while still swiping left on any guy who makes less money than me.

These are not inconsistent.

I'm the offense felt if anyone mentions those monsters Woody Allen or Roman Polanski, yet my favorite show is "Euphoria."

I'm the hot young straight cock they get that drives OP absolutely bonkers with rage and misogyny.

I'm the chronically worn scowl that lets every one know I don't want to be spoken to! ASSAULT!

R60 - #58 here. I totally agree with you!! And a lot of the stuff that we have had to do in the past wasn’t great - but you just keep trucking. I remember my boss sending me home because I was wearing long pants. Then to make sure there were no hard feelings he added, “Why would you cover up those legs, anyway!” Can you imagine a boss saying that today!

The other day a young woman in the office was “creeped out” because a woman client sent her a handwritten thank you note for taking such good care of her client. The girl whined - “WHAT am I supposed to do with THIS? It’s like something my GRANDMA would do!” Getting freaked out by a Thank you note?

I'm the not being registered to vote, because they'll all alike, but if I did vote, I'd vote for Bernie!

r68 do they actually appreciate cock though? They all look like a bunch of little dykes.

They all have very good vibrators.

So, no. They don’t crave cock.

Well good R73 because it sounds like Gen Z males have porn and video games and have no use for these whining bitches either

The incels are the whiny bitches.

Or are you not capable of reading their manifestos?

I guess illiteracy is part of the bargain when you are dealing with trash.

[quote] The incels are the whiny bitches.

Both of them are whining bitches. It doesn't have to be an either/or situation.

I’m Feminism, which is considered both fascist and transphobic.

I'm the Smart Aleck know-it-all attitude.

bump

Gen Z women are gross.

The guys are way, way cuter.

I'm the psychiatrist - sick and tired of being asked to confirm imaginary diagnoses.

I'm the older workforce, grateful that these women are unemployable.

I'm Shein.

R58 Conscientious men are terrified of interacting with women now so the only ones you'll get are the ones who are too disturbed to be self conscious aka total creeps.

[quote]I'm bringing back smoking. Cigarettes are more of the vibe than vapes.

Vapes just don't provide the right aesthetic, and they are sooo dreadfully Millennial.

[quote] I'm bringing back smoking. Cigarettes are more of the vibe than vapes.

EVERYTHING about Gen Z is so wannabe and tryhard LOL

They all look like a bunch of little dykes.

I'm their Baby Boomer and Gen X parents and teachers who created them.

I'm a millenial....most of the things mentioned here started by us but my younger and more cynical and disaffected brothers and sisters get all the blame, which is fine by me because they seem to hate me.

R21, nothing wrong with declining to participate in the rank fuckery of motherhood and wifery. As to the occupation, not everyone wants the intense pressure and professional liability of a "serious career." I work hard and well in a para- professional occupation and come home each evening to peace and quiet. No shame.

R90 Not to mention that women now are expected to work full time and contribute 50%. What rational woman wants to have to pander to a husband and do most of the childcare on top of that? People need to understand that you have to balance the benefits.

The problem is your anti-social, me-first mentality speeds the rising shit. It WILL reach your imagined sanctuary.

R92.

R92, I've spent years volunteering for non-profits, contributing my time and money, so knock it off with this "anti-social, me-first" shit. What have you done lately? Go ahead, tell me.

And my sanctuary is not imagined, but if that fiction makes you feel better.....

They're the ugliest, fattest 18 to 25 year old women on record.

They consider everything A-B-U-S-E!!!!!

FUCK those pigs.

Female pigs. Oink, oink!!

Let's be Gen Z women talking about their period juices.

Come on, Gen Z Women. Don't be shy

Tell them all about your dripping bleeding period juices that you've felt comfortable telling us boys all about!!!!

Gen Z Women are gross.

Disgusting putas.

Does their pussy stink?

Without a doubt, R103, and they're proud of it too

They're a reflection of fine Gen X parenting.

I’m YOU hearing every personal detail about me within 10 minutes. I’m the trickle-down effect of 25 years of Oprah confessions.

Let's be OP. I'm an obese baby boomer but I pick on women and young people for their appearance

They're disgusting.

[quote]They consider everything A-B-U-S-E!!!!!

They consider everything T-R-A-U-M-A!!!!!

I am the victim of inappropriate eye contact. You stop that right now!!

Despite all my supposed hideousness and terrible behavior, every straight man aged 20-70 would fuck me, given the chance. If I'm white, of course.

I'm the upspeak!