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Bison 2023: To Gore or Not to Gore

Inspired by the Everest 2023 thread. These magnificent animals are gearing up for the tourist-tossing season in America's national parks. They're not hungry, just pissed!

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by Anonymousreply 21May 24, 2023 7:19 PM


Team Bison!!!

by Anonymousreply 1April 18, 2023 4:41 PM

But I wanna get a selfie!

by Anonymousreply 2April 18, 2023 4:42 PM

And I wanna get a shot of you being gored, R2!

by Anonymousreply 3April 18, 2023 4:44 PM

Dollface thread.

by Anonymousreply 4April 18, 2023 5:00 PM

Bison team.

by Anonymousreply 5April 18, 2023 5:01 PM

And they're off!

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by Anonymousreply 6April 25, 2023 10:57 PM

It’s really cool watching them charge at these tourist, but I hate to see these animals stressed out.

by Anonymousreply 7April 26, 2023 2:40 PM

Gore, bison, gore. Gore, bison, gore. Gore, gore, gore. Gore, gore, gore.

by Anonymousreply 8April 26, 2023 2:54 PM

My mind was playing tricks, and at first I thought this was Biden 2023: Al Gore or not to Al Gore.

by Anonymousreply 9April 26, 2023 3:48 PM

Last season, the first documented contact between a bison and tourist was May 30, when a 25-year-old woman approached a bison near Old Faithful. She was subsequently gored and “tossed 10 feet into the air,” according to the park.

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by Anonymousreply 10May 2, 2023 11:30 PM

To Gore or not to Gore. Sounds similar to the 2000 presidential election case in Florida ala Bush v Gore.

by Anonymousreply 11May 2, 2023 11:34 PM

They're warming up...

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by Anonymousreply 12May 4, 2023 7:31 PM

Yea R11 - I need new glasses I thought the thread title was about Joe Biden and Al Gore.

by Anonymousreply 13May 4, 2023 7:59 PM

The excitement is building...

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by Anonymousreply 14May 8, 2023 11:49 AM

Not Jellystone, no vids. :(

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by Anonymousreply 15May 20, 2023 2:06 PM

Muriel! There's a glitch in the Datalounge!

When I try to play the OP's video, I get the last imbedded video I watched instead - Abba's "Pretty Ballerina".

by Anonymousreply 16May 20, 2023 2:36 PM

The last time I went to Yellowstone, I was walking around one the geyser basins on the boardwalks with the other tourists. There was a small herd of bison in the basin, and in one place they were about ten feet from one of the intersecting boardwalks. My friends and I sensibly took an alternate route and gave the bison a wide berth, but plenty of morons walked right past those foul-tempered bastards. In fact, one party of fraus had a small child, maybe three years old, who refused to get that close to those huge horned beasts, and the mother was standing right next to the bison and SCREAMING at the child to come here goddamit!

If the beasts have had enough, that' why.

by Anonymousreply 17May 20, 2023 2:44 PM

They give good bonuses though.

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by Anonymousreply 18May 22, 2023 1:12 AM

LOL This one is good.

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by Anonymousreply 19May 23, 2023 12:58 PM

Goodbye dollface. The bison are getting pissed.

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by Anonymousreply 20May 24, 2023 7:17 PM

Those humans all deserve to be gored.

by Anonymousreply 21May 24, 2023 7:19 PM
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