How can I get hair like Tucker Carlson?

Contact his wigmaker.

He's really got to start getting his hair pieces with a little grey in them. The guy is in his 50s.

Orville Redenbacher's hair club for men. You can also get your bowties there.

so young

Sometimes it's askew. He doesn't even try.

When a guy Tucker's age has a full head of hair, it usually means they have very low testosterone. A little cock and no testosterone, I can't imagine him doing any fucking.

I want one of you to slap me for clicking on this thread. That turd needs to slink off to Eastern Europe. I’m sure somebody would overlook his presumptuousness once they heard that laugh.

r6 Many can clearly picture him sitting on the face of Bill O'Reilly.

I love how he doesn't allow the wiglet to show his Fetal Alcohol Syndrome deformed ears.

OP, first you have to find a 20 ft tall tower for someone to drop a wig on your head from a great height.

You must also learn to position yourself so that the wig falls at just the right crooked angle on your head.

Now you don't have to use the "Queenie" wig from the Raquel Welch wig collection, but a Zsa Zsa wig just isn't going to float down the same way.

Tucker gets his "Queenie" wig from an Etsy shop that makes custom dynel wigs.

That's a little pricey for you, but if you really want to look like him...

R8 He'd have to depose Chris Cuomo to do that. Big Chris has been sitting on Bill's face at lease once a week on his 'new' Cuomo showmo.