Let’s be notable items and other memorabilia for the future Trump Presidential Library and MAGA Museum.

Red MAGA hat

I REALLY DON'T CARE, DO YOU

I'm the pile of adult diapers filled with the remains of a thousand big macs.

I'm all of his books, most of which haven't been colored in yet

I'm the book of Hitler speeches

The First Lady’s frontal nudes.

I’m the famous photo of Kellyanne with black educators meeting with Trump.

I’m Lady Lindzebelle donating my finest gown.

CREASEMUST SHEET

Be the love letters from Kim Jong Un.

Feces Pieces

I am the Hamberders!

I’m Sidney Powell’s evidence against Dominion. I’m just an empty satchel other than two rubber bands, three paper clips, an unsharpened pencil, a stack of blank post-it notes, and a cap from a bottle of diet Dr. Pepper.

I'm Vairst Letty's bizzare White House Christmas decorations.

R14, that’s not a Christmas wreath…. That’s her vag… The sharpened tips?

I'm the gold plated... everything.

I’m the Bible that DJT never read anything in it, but was held upside down in front of a historic D.C. church after peaceful protesters were brutally dispersed for Trump’s photo-op.

"Biggest" inauguration crowds

I'm the jacket with cum stains from Putin.

I’m the 1st Impeachment blackmail wherein Trump demanded new President Zelenskyy announce a bogus investigation of Hunter Biden or he couldn’t have his congressionally appointed military aid.

Joe hadn’t even clinched the nomination yet and Russia hadn’t invaded Ukraine yet. We felt bad for tv actor/dancer/businessman president Zelenskyy.

Swinger Bolton called it Mulvaney & Rudy’s drug deal & called Rudy a hand grenade, per Fiona Hill. Star Ambassador Yovanovich was replaced by a million dollar donor who knew zero about the region.

Alternative facts. Everyone else calls this lying

I'm [sic]. I will make up half of the word count in transcribed conversations.

I’m the Sharpied map of Hurricane Dorian.

A rusted can of AquaNet

Bronx Colors-brand face makeup from Switzerland (shade: orange)

And the paper towels tossed at people who survived a hurricane

I’m the charred remains of the retina cells left behind when Trump stared into the solar eclipse.

I’m the blood red Christmas trees dyed with Melania’s menstrual fluid.

$2B Saudi investment,

I’m the third tranche of classified documents Trump stuffed in between printouts of adulating Tweets from QAnon fraus

I’m the potentially fatal ramp set up at West Point by the treacherous liberal third column in the US military. All visitors will now be able to walk down it in the footsteps of America’s hugest and most athletic president (after signing a waiver in case they fall and break their necks).

I am a modest resting place. On a golf course. In NEW JERSEY.

I’m Vladimir Putin, he lroud sponsor of the Trump presidency.

I'm the sharpie

I’m the bottle that once contained Rudy’s melting hair dye.

FOUR SEASONS LANDSCAPING

I'm the top secret map that he showed kid rock, a donor, a writer, a journalist, and a former advisor. 5 witnesses that jack Smith has interviewed.

I am the portrait of Melania hard at work in the cockpit of Air Force One.

I’m the contraption Barron had to endure to keep him from disturbing anyone.

I’m Four Seasons Total Landscaping, once a mere commercial concern in a prime position between Dildo Madness and a crematorium, then the site of the famous Guiliani uprising and now the site of the Trump Presidential Library (bookless).

I’m the emoluments clause, immediately abused by every member of the shite family — and Kellyanne.

I’m the doubling of the Maralago joiner fee from $100,000 to $200,000

I’m Ivanka’s website saying “shop the look!” after her 1st daughter appearance on tee vee.

“Trump's DC hotel raked in more than $3.7 million from foreign governments while he was in office, documents show” - Insider

I’m Kimberly Guilfoyle’s pasties she wore doing lap dances for cash from octogenarian guests at Mar-a-Lago.

I’m the sinister visage of Nancy, America’s worst aggressor during the Trump years, whose violent attacks against President Trump (pointing at him, ripping his speech, clapping sarcastically) make her a Nasty Woman.

I’m the photo of Gaetz and Nestor with Trump. Allegedly, Nestor has now joined the USAF.

I’m Trump’s groovy longhaired Dr. and Dr. Ronnie “Pills” Jackson. We both swear on an inverted Bible that Trump is more fit than every living marine and will live to be 200.

As his naturally gilded face and hair suggest, Herr Trump is physically superior in every way. When he attends football games all cheerleaders spontaneously climax.

I’m Junior’s old pouch that contained the coke.

I'm Barrona "Queen Kong" Trumplenipple, debuting in 2025.

She and Kanye marry shortly afterwards.

We get an alcove!

I’m the original charter of Trump University.

I’m the historic cancelled checks donated Stormy Daniels.

I’m a picture of Frederick Douglas, who, as President Trump so astutely observed. Is being recognized more and more, 128 years after his demise.

I’m covfefe. I’m whatever you want me to be.

I'm wrappers from McDonald's hamberders

I'm printouts of tweets from Catturd

[quote] "Red MAGA hat"

I think they'd try to create some kind of installation piece w/as many of those hats as they can get. But it would suck because they're Republicans, and they have no connections to actual talent in the arts, because they don't fund them.

I'll be the shoddy repilca of Melania's Hervé Pierre inaugural gown, pressed into service because The Smithsonian has the real one.

I am Laura Brannigan's greatest hit being played while an insurrection is mounted

I'm copies of the lyrics to "Fortunate Son"

Trump will get around to reading me some day

I'm the (barely) three inch mushroom dildos sold in the gift shop, an exact replica of Dumpster's sad, micro todger. The original microdong was made from a cast-a-willie kit, then mass produced in GYNA. The Trump microdongs come in two colors: MAGAt Red and Prison Jumpsuit Orange.

The four foot long red tie that is his signature look.

I'm the vaGINA virus

R56 Thanks to Prince Harry's book, I know what a todger is.

I'm the gift shop where the faithful can buy all the trump merchandise that has never been sold over 4 decades. 30 year old freezer burned Trump Steaks, anyone?

Grab em by the pussy recording.

Locker room talk.

I'm the gold plated toilet stall at Mar-a-Lago which will house the Trump Presidential Library.

I'm Trump's orange spray tan.

Be the drawing of Kellyanne’s pussy.

I’m the donated Caitlyn Jenner MAGA hat, but not the car.

I’m the perfect phone call.

Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV.

0ne shall be Kitara Rasavage’s garter belt.

Bleach and horse paste

I’m the million dead covid victims

EPIC side eye glances.

I'm the ramp

I'm Ivanka's old implants

I'm the "I don't care do you?" jacket.

Will be the room of Melania’s wardrobes. Visitors pay extra to see.

Pushin n shovin. Total class act.

I’m all the “Fuck you” notes sent to Dump by his Oh so publicly devoted wife!

Artwork is sold.

Sold or stolen?

The panties found in the bushes on the golf course near Trump’s lucky hole. No one can explain the mystery panties. Trump demanded the ladybug panties be saved for future good luck.

I'm the Voost Letty's pussy. You can grab for a $5 donation.

I'm the Sudafed

I'm the torn up 'SOTU' speech left behind by Ms. Nancy Pelosi

R74, better add Melania's old implants, too

I'm Melania's Red, White, and Blue ping-pong balls from Election Night 2016, but owing to late results and lazy kegels, we were shot out Red, Blue, and White . . .

We’re the photos of Usay & Qusay Trump.

Am the $89 Architectural Diploma Donald bought Melania for her birthday.

R88, stored next to her fake immigration papers!

I am the piece of your soul every person who voted for him gave up.

I'm Melania's jock.

Am the SS agent who bangs Mel. When I retire from the role, am promised a new job guarding the DJT Presidential Library.

Am the mannequins

Am the box of test tubes from Dr. Stella Immanuel’s research that claimed her cures for Covid.

I'm the corpses of the million or so Americans who died from the Democrat hoax

I'm Melania's nudes

I’m the Kraken. I was released by HUGE patriot and tremendous national heroine Sydney Powell, whose portrait now hangs in the Gallery of Demented Professionals, alongside those of dozens of other people who somehow passed professional examinations.

I'm the staircase which the first Mrs Trump was pushed down.

I’m the Trump Dictionary of Presidential Terms. I’m a HUGE book, really Huge, but the only word with more than 2 syllables is tremendous.

Shall be the grand room of insurrection memorabilia.

Call me the portrait of former Ohio State Assistant Wrestling Coach, Gym Jordan

I’m the gallery of all those patriotic, truth-telling Merkans who were inspired by President Trump to offer themselves in service to a grateful nation

Boebert, Taylor Green, Cawthorn, Tuberville, DrOz, Officer Herschel Walker, the cowboy perve from Alabama, the Crazy lady TV presenter from Arizona…

I'm the life-sized wax figure of Melania, sitting daily in my office in the West Wing, always completely in the nude.

I'm the portrait of the 'brains' in the Trump Presidency : Sean Hannity.