Live with Kelly & Mark

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She looks like she's about to turn carnivore in that picture.

People still watch this? Obviously she has scared off all potential co-hosts, and she has only her husband left to host with.

This will end in tears

It will end in another 10 years.

[quote]Live with Mark & Kelly’ is so much more pleasant to the ear and rolls off the tongue easier.

Well, it's no "Breakfast With Ricky and Lucy."

This will end in divorce.

Kelly is dumb but Barky Mark is DUUUUUUUUUMB.

This is a nightmare.

They'll do fine. He has filled in many times. That show is a gold mine.

Who cares if Mark is dum? It's not like any of the others were geniuses. This is a show for frauen.

Dumb

🤔 Not high on my watch list, but they are far more preferable than John + Rachael Ray.

Gig of a lifetime for Kelly. $20 million plus a year, vacations galore. So she adds the husband? He's cute.

Gotta hand it to her. If you don't want your husband fucking young starlets, take him to work with you.

I don't get the appeal of either of them.

I can barely make it out of bed before noon. I don't understand why Kelly would want that demanding job when she's already obscenely rich. Do we think her husband had a choice in the matter or is she making take this job?

Mark has bad breath face.

I haven't watched since Seacrest was on. I may try to watch again, now that he's gone. Kelly can be very annoying, though.

They're getting dressed and driving to a studio every morning? How gauche. Dick and I broadcast from our dining room while Julius served breakfast. Much more civilized.

Never work with your spouse, it never ends well.

R19, I could name numerous couples that did, but you aren't worth the effort.

I'm just glad that unctuous Ryan Seacrest is gone.

Is Ryan Seacrest still single? Hasn't he been able to find the right girl yet?

My friend Julie is such a cunt. She told Kelly that bringing Mark on as her co-host would solidify her marriage and ensure ratings success for years to come.

[quote]Never work with your spouse, it never ends well.

That's how thy met, they worked for years as lovers on a soap.

Isn't Mark a bi-sexualist?

Mark and Kelly run with that dreadful clique that revolves around Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen, along with Matthew Broderick and SJP. No doubt there's some faggotry going on with the boys and a lot of indifference with the girls.

I can't hate Kelly since she played a horrible and delightful version of herself on Broad City

Kelly and Mark will leave the show eventually and be replace by their children Live with Lola and Michael, isn't that how Nepo works?

Who in the world watches this shite !

Plenty of people. It's the number one syndicated talk show.

I thought it was a fucking disaster. They are married but have zero chemistry. I was embarrassed for the both of them.

My god, it was horrendous.

1. He has zero charisma, decent face, nice body, but an empty vessel.

2. They have zero chemistry, as R31 said.

3. Those HUGGGEEE interview chairs were ridiculous and made Kelly look like an anorexic kindergartner.

4. She wears the pants and you can see him walking on eggshells, which makes him even more boring.

5. Ratings will dip after this honeymoon phase and the only reason to watch would be if divorce drama starts.

This show is done.

[quote] Kelly has defeated all her prior costars,

I love this clause. It makes it sound like the show is the same thing as the Hunger Games.

R34 it is

He’s starting to age quite a lot in the face.

[quote] "Latino husbear"

I know you're not referring to Mark. That term doesn't apply.

How long before this marriage implodes?

They produced some handsome gay sons.

DLers have been predicting the end of this marriage for a decade now. They assume every Bisexual man is just waiting to leave his wife. Usually it's the opposite though.

Bi men stay with women, and hook up with men on the downlow.

They were showing old clips from his appearances on the show from years ago this morning.

He used to be really hot. He hasn't aged as well as I had hoped he would.

This pairing is not interesting on or off screen. American people are haters, we don't want to see people who have it all and know it look down on us window lickers.

@r33, I made to 3:34 before I started contemplating suicide and had to turn it off. Do these two even know each other?

So much heterosexualist tension...how do they even concentrate on the show?

[quote]He used to be really hot. He hasn't aged as well as I had hoped he would.

Tiny little elfin men like Consuelos rarely do...

This will end in sin and jeers. Because of how very heterosexual they both are known to be. :o

Lola was there today, why didn't she sing the single she has released?

Kells turned me off permanently with her antics regarding Michael Strahan. She created a hostile work environment, made inappropriate personal remarks about his personal life and kept her job?

A "Latino husbear" would be both hairy and hefty.

Mark Consuelos looks hairless and he's quite slim.

He is absolutely not a Latino husbear.

He’s a Latino huscuckhold.

R46 Poor Lola didn't inherit either of her parents' good looks.

^ She got someone's honkin' big tits 😳

That’s not true, R50. She inherited her parents’ looks prior to their extensive cosmetic procedures.

R22 - Blind Item .. As soon as he makes his way back to LA, this long time "girlfriend" of this A list host will be given her walking papers. She thinks she is going to get more money than he is planning to give her. Aubrey Paige/Ryan Seacrest

[quote] what a horrible title, ‘Live with Mark & Kelly’ is so much more pleasant to the ear and rolls off the tongue easier

I disagree. In terms of classical Greek meter, "Live with Kelly & Mark" is a reverse dodrans, characteristic of choral lyric and admirably suited to choreographic twirling and stamping. "Live with Mark & Kelly" is an ithyphallic, more of a marching beat. But maybe ithyphallic is what you're into.

They're both 52. Kelly admits to using Botox. Bet Mark shares the needles.

Someone should ask them why they stopped being besties with Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld, as well as Howard Stern and his wife...

Or about Kelly’s Spin class teacher in the Hamptons…

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Is Art Moore a homosexualist?

What happens when they go on vacation? Two guest co-hosts? They should have crazy couples fill in for them when they are on vacation. Alec & Hilaria, TJ Homes & Amy Robach, Harry & Meghan, John Legend & Chrissy, etc.

Live with Mutual Beards!

I didn't know this was syndicated - I thought it was part of the ABC morning lineup.

I think it's filmed at the ABC studio in New York.

R6 Well #6, as you know, “Phipps is a Great Big Bag of Gyps!”

Great big BUNCH of gyps.

The I Love Lucy references are so stale and boring, it's a 70 year old sitcom, enough already!

We hear you Caroline, um, er R65 .

[quote]We hear you Caroline, um, er [R65] .

It's Carolyn Appleby, not Caroline.

Carolyn and Caroline are two different words.

Oh shit, sorry. I took it from IMDB.

IMDB makes mistakes too, r68.

But Wikipedia has it correctly.

I saw them out together recently and she is never not “on” and he seemed like a complete dolt—and not at all attractive irl.

She was delightful as Haley on AMC in the 90s. Their on-screen romance was quite exciting.

While I enjoyed her on Live with Regis initially when I would occasionally tune in. However, the more I tuned in, the less I liked her. The genuineness that she showed in her acting on AMC and on Live became less and less sincere. Twenty years in, she comes across a super phoney.

Ditto Mark. Was able to act sincerely, but gradually became less and less capable of pulling off sincerity in real life.

Perhaps being "yourself" on camera for years at a time is an unnatural state of being.

Regis pulled it off but Regis was an unholy nightmare behind the scenes, despised by the crew and some cast. He was also a closet case, so lying came naturally to him.

[quote]Twenty years in, she comes across a super phoney.

Hanging out with Ryan Seacrest daily will have that effect upon you.

Had Ryan married a woman yet?

Mark has the AIDS face.

[quote]Also, what a horrible title, ‘Live with Mark & Kelly’ is so much more pleasant to the ear and rolls off the tongue easier.

Incidentally, that reminds me of when Joey Lawrence and Melissa Joan Hart had a sitcom ten years ago and they titled it MELISSA & JOEY, which really irked me.

JOEY & MELISSA sounds better.

More dirt on Regis please.

Yawn. Really yawn. For those who like low brow entertainment where Kelly talks about her life have at it. Now that are aging, talentless husband has joined her. I expect perhaps this will finally get canceled. Yes I know it’s their highest rated show in syndication. But everyone was hoping that she’d out RyRy. The question whether her husband pisses her off, and I have to make it aNow that are aging, talentless husband has joined her. I expect perhaps this will finally get canceled. Yes I know it’s there highest rated show in syndication. But everyone was hoping that she’d out RyRy. The question whether her husband pisses her off enough to make it interesting remains to be seen.

Is Ry Ry a gay? Never would have known!!!!! Shocked.

Watching crap like this makes brain cells die.

@r77, "More dirt on Regis please. "

He's already 6 feet under how much dirt do you want? 😳

Wasn't there any other uninteresting male co-star they could have hired?

[quote]Wasn't there any other uninteresting male co-star they could have hired?

The stupefyingly uninteresting Ryan Seacrest is a hard act to follow.

[quote] A "Latino husbear" would be both hairy and hefty. Mark Consuelos looks hairless and he's quite slim. He is absolutely not a Latino husbear.

Not hairless at all, he just keeps it under control.

25 year old Michael takes after Daddy.

@r84, That's it! Mark should do the show shirtless 😛

A lot of Kelly's appeal had to do with being cute and perky. Neither of those qualities wear well on a woman in her 50s. I used to watch back in the Regis days. The last time I tuned in, I didn't last five minutes.

Sad, Last Days. Cancellation is around the corner.

someone might be trying to kill the show on purpose......I'm on the case......undercover.....

What's the deal with this gash? The stakes are so low - It's a shitty little daytime chat show - so why does she keep burning through co-hosts? What is so awful about her that she sends so many people running?

She's had three cohosts in 13 years, the previous two lasted 7 years apiece. Not bad.

@r87, "A lot of Kelly's appeal had to do with being cute and perky"

I thought Mark was the cute and perky one 🤔

No -- that was ME.

^ Kathie you haven't been cute or perky since 1985 🙄

The 50s tend to be hard on those with low body fat.

I don't watch the show and find Kelly annoying but it seems a good gig for them. Rolling in the dough while having fun meeting new people everyday, picking new clothes from an array presented to you, and living with cash in NYC. You have to be extreme extroverts to want that life but if it makes them happy, good for them. Still won't watch though.

I can't watch daytime TV. I work for a living.

^ It's awful it's all geared toward dying, unemployed accident victims

"If you're 90, lost your job, got run over by a drunk and were forced to eat asbestos on the job, call Saul"

Or if your vaginal mesh contributed to your uterine cancer, you may have a claim…

I miss Natalie and Uncle Pork chop.

Didn't Janet leave Uncle Pork Chop in the freezer?

Did you or a loved one work at Camp LeJeune?

R101- It was only a little freezer burn, he is fine , he sends his love.

Did Kelly ever have Uncle Pork Chop on Live?

So Walt Willey swings both ways? Interesting.

Uncle Pork Chop and Natalie didn't get along in real life.

It’s because Kate Collins is an uptight bitch.

That drunk Kilgallen has nerve critiquing Kelly and Mark! The bitch stole our format!

Will insecure Kelly fire her husband if the negative criticism continues?

I bet Michael Strahan is laughing his ass off.

Stick a pin in it.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if they fire Kelly and keep Mark? Hire a young , pretty co-host for him?

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it’s not them, kelly…

it’s you…

I have no idea how I double posted, sorry.

People want Ryan back, that is how bad they are. What has Mark done to his face?

Do they have real chemistry or was that all built up in Kelly’s head?

I wish they'd forced Clay Aiken on her.

People want Ryan back, that is how bad they are. What has Mark done to his face?

Yes to bringing on Gay Aiken!

Wow, I didn't know how much people dislike Kelly.

R98 Saul who?

I'm unable to click the link at R113.

Why are thy getting slammed?

R123- Most of the complaints are about M&K talking about their routines at home, Mark snoring, etc. Viewers are complaining that they are over sharing intimate details of their home life and na sento one wants to hear it. The other complaints ( and there are many) are about Kelly always interrupting Mark and never allowing him finish a sentence.

R124 that's odd about the over-sharing criticisms since these morning shows often get big reactions from the viewers in a positive way when the hosts talk about stupid personal stuff.

R124 Thanks.

I remember in the '90s when Kathie Lee Gifford used to get criticized for bringing up her family on the show from time to time, particularly her son Cody, but not to the degree that many celebs overshare today.

People give out TMI these days.

They way overshared during the pandemic when Mark was quarantined in Canada working on Riverdale. They made it very clear that they had Facetime sex quite often where they each masturbated while watching each other. That was too much info.

Mark Consuelos is not an attractive man, at all. That hookish, beak-like nose ruins anything that could have been redeeming about his looks. I think the only reason people swoon over him is because he struts around as if he rates much higher than he actually does. I normally wouldn't comment on someone's looks, but when they're what's being offered over anything else they're fair game.

R126,R127- They are calling them phoney, just like they did with Kathy Lee, as you pointed out. Phoney, false persona of a perfect marriage, perfect kids, perfect home life, etc. Like Kathy Lee, people get annoyed with that eventually.

R128- I thought Mark was handsome, until I saw a recent photo today. Not now. He has done something to his face and it resulted in ruining his eyes. His eyes do not look right anymore, they are misshapen in some way .

@r122, "[R98] Saul who? "

Serious?

Anyone who talks about sex that much is clearly not having it on the reg.

One of the problems is the opening banter. With Regis and then Michael and Ryan, they talked about what they did the night before. This one went to a premiere, that one went to a great restaurant. Now they both did the same thing so there is no comparing events. or back and forth.

Who’s gonna win the battle over the coffee mug contest? Kelly tries to guess the wrong answer so that the caller wins the mug and Mark doesn’t want them to win the mug. Big dilemma. lol

R132- I agree and it is very uncomfortable when pretend .

They^

I think it’s hysterical that no one thought this through. A multi-million dollar show that hundreds of peoples paychecks are dependent on….and yet they just went with the wing

The show is pretty bad but I'm not sure it's any worse then when Ryan was on. It's always been corny fluff.

I don’t miss that prissy Ryan.

I want to see her consume half a pizza on live TV.

I am surprised at how many are saying that they miss Ryan.

R140 Well, I eat medium pizzas all by myself, with lots of pepperoni. That's important. And I drink Coke and scarf Doritos and never exercise.

R142- Her body would go into shock .

R143 😂

You reminded me of that Married... with Children episode where Peggy hires a health nut personal trainer to get into shape and ends up killing him when she feeds him a bonbon.. 🤣

R144- I remember that episode! 😂

He makes me nervous.

She’s pretty, but she looks comical all the time. Like a cartoonist’s idea of what a beautiful woman is.

She looks like a praying mantis.

Mark's filled in numerous times before. Much ado about nothing. This show will continue until Kelly finally decides to call it a day

R149- He has filled in many times, which is why I'm surprised at the negative reaction they are getting from viewers.

Frauen are resistant to change.

I’m telling you, mark has a very overbearing, macho vibe that women will not like.

He was cute in his younger days but he’s really a throwback. Kelly is from an old school Italian family so she probably doesn’t mind. But mainstream America is not all about that.

Maybe if he weren’t such an underachiever, it wouldn’t be so annoying. But to be that controlling and a moocher at the same time is a bad combo.

He's co-hosted over 100 times, and ABC wanted him. I'm sure number crunchers compared ratings when Mark filled in. This show is a money maker.

[quote]I am surprised at how many are saying that they miss Ryan.

Ryan was a goofball who had no problem making a fool out himself, like in the Halloween shows and the exercise segments. Mark appears to have a stick up his as and doesn't want to embarrass himself..

R152- Mark has always seemed like a controlling asshole to me. Everyone seems to think she is the one in control, but I have always thought the opposite.

They've seemed like they were on the brink of divorce for years now. Mark is always posting photos of his wife's bony body and pretending to be hot for her. Oh please. Whenever the husband acts like he's hot for his aging wife, you know the marriage is dead.

R156- Many viewers complained about Kelly playing a recording of Mark snoring. I think it is because that was a very strange thing to do, as if she was trying to prove they still sleep in the same bed. It didn't come off as she intended and he looked very uncomfortable.

At least we got 2 hot sons out of them, and the older one seems gay.

According to the Daily Mail today's show was prerecorded. And they always pre-tape Fridays. So their first week they only filmed 3 live shows?

Someone post the ratings as soon as they’re available

I'm sure ratings will be good the first week, even for hate watching. Longer term will be the interesting numbers.

R159 Yes. Only 3 live shows this week. Out of 260 shows each year, less than half (about 120) are actually “live”. Not a bad gig.

I wonder when talk shows will finally die out.

Also I will say he is good in small doses as a full-in. That’s different than full time.

The daytime market has been changing.

Local stations cannot afford the high licensing fees for dwindling audiences, so they are increasingly filling time slots with local news and other local programming. (A station on my market has two hours of chat shows featuring their own anchors.)

In fact, one hour of the local chat show handily beats Live.

If you wanna see a true trainwreck of a daytime talk show, check out Tamron Hall's show.

I used to like her when she was an actual journalist. Now she's just a loud, unhinged frau who fawns over all her guests like they were Jesus or something.

And she has the most random guests. Yesterday, she had the insufferable Billy Porter who proceeded to make an ass out of himself, as usual, while Tamron said he'd get an Oscar for playing James Baldwin in a movie that doesn't even have a script yet. Then she had on Judge Milian from the People's Court, the janitor guy from Abbott Elementary, and that obscure woman who only lasted one season on SNL and is now on some dumb sitcom about a tech guy. Each guest was on for about two minutes, except, of course, for Miss Porter, who tried to hijack the entire show.

R166 I can't watch her anymore. She's annoying. I did see one segment where she was interviewing Rita Moreno, and Rita kept calling her "Taron." I was dying.

Agree Tamron Hall is a disaster.

A beautiful disaster, but a disaster nonetheless.

I accidentally saw a few moments of Porter on Tamron's show.

It was hideous......

Latest complaint about Mr and Mrs, is claiming show is "LIve With..." They work three days a week, Thursday and Friday are recorded on Wednesday.

Reports says she makes between $15 and 20 million. How much more is going into the family's Pot Of Gold with Mark along for the ride?

R172- I believe that this is why some viewers hate her. The gap between rich and poor have never been this huge and many people are resenting if not hating the rich and wealthy.

^ My guess is another $10 million

He’s definitely cheated on her, right?

R175- Yes, from what I remember. It was years ago but I believe the National Enquirer had photos of him and a women, all of the dirt. I remember Mark and the woman were outside at what looked like a beach setting.

He would have needed to do that… just so the memories can get him through.

Why is this show on the air? It has never been good even with Regis and his co- hosts.

This may be adored in NYC as a local show but it doesn't work as a national show, NEVER has

R172, With Mark's history in a Chippendale-style group and circle of gay friends, we know he's indulged in Man Love. Looks like #1 son, Michael, plays for our team.

Kelly is coasting off of the Regis nostalgia. Why do think that backdrop has been the same for 20 years? If they did a full set revamp the ratings would tank. Also, the lighting on this show is atrocious now, it looks like it’s filmed at Home Depot in the appliance department, actually Home Depot might have better lighting.

He looks scared to speak. It’s uncomfortable to watch.

Kelly looks rough

Fraus can’t read body language, must be their brains are all zonked out on Lexapro.

Mark is not aging well and Kelly looks like a female impersonator.

Is he on ARVs?

R182- Amphetamines and anorexia are causing her to age very badly. Adderall and rumor is cocaine.

R183- Paid PR.

They are considered D List in NYC.

Why don’t they go to the MET Gala if they are soo cool?

Kelly's secret is Tressant Supreme.

R179- I had forgotten that Mark was a stripper, lol. A Chippendale dancer, the little slut. Jk

R189- This is the first time I have watched this and it is hilarious, 😂. I miss when SNL was funny .

^ That's the funniest that Kelly has ever been 😂

Kelly has started coming off a little bitter or jaded for the last few years. The thing that Ryan was REALLY good at was being able to get focus back on the guests. She tends to go off on her own tangent and sometimes eat up the guests time. Ryan was able to pleasantly steer Kelly out of her meanderings without looking like a jerk. Although, that might be why he is gone …

What on earth could Miss rich perfect life and husband be bitter about?

She is getting that protective hard thing that a lot of beautiful women get around 50. I am sure that she has been admired, praised, flirted with and then that fry’s up and suddenly you are a Mam. … That is when that brisk, busy - I am a career woman busy, bend around the block thing comes out. suddenly she is really talking a lot about the hardships she has gone through over the years with the show. - You know Kathie Lee got that eye rolling tough cookie thing in her later “Live” years ….., One thing I noticed this week - if Mark and Kelly are going to “Shate” then share - all of real estate talk and hinting about Palm Springs is annoying ….. Does anyone live in LA? Poor Mark’s promos before the show are painful - like too much anxiety. The local news woman Lesley Sykes let it an audible - “Ohhhh!!!”

Wow - sorry - I wrote that without my glasses on!!^

Blind Item ..

This morning show duo are sending out press leaks by the dozen to try and change the narrative about their hosting skills. Probably not thinking through any end game, they have now made it so when there is a firing, it will be both of them, rather than just one. Kelly Ripa/Mark Consuelos

R197- That sounds ominous, doesn't it? @R195- They do not seem to grasp the fact that many people are hurting financially right now. No one wants to hear two rich people on morning television constantly brag about their luxury vacations, expensive homes and toys. They may be aware they are doing that but they need to learn how to read the room. This is are very difficult for most people right now and no one can relate to their wealthy, privileged lifestyle.

Unaware,! These are very difficult. Ugh, off to make coffee.

I think Kelly used to work pretty hard to prop Regis up. Even so, he was the reason I watched the show. Since it’s been Kelly’s show, she.’s been quite dull. It’s like she’s coasting.

Kelly is phoning it in…but why continue?

For that $20 million/yr!!!

Kelly Ripa is a huge leaker. Always has been.

Shocking David Muir is obsessed w/ Kelly Ripa.

Kelly thinks the Met Gala is a celebration of Metrecal.

This morning show duo are sending out press leaks by the dozen to try and change the narrative about their hosting skills. Probably not thinking through any end game, they have now made it so when there is a firing, it will be both of them, rather than just one. Kelly Ripa/Mark Consuelos (Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos continue cringey ‘Live’ PDA: ‘I’m so tight’)

R189 "But how would that help me get through my 15th time interviewing Melissa Joan Hart? It wouldn't." LOL!

I wonder if MJH ever came on her show again after that.

Cry, bitches, cry!

R202 are you speaking about urinary incontinence? That’s why they have poise pads.

Ryan came back as a guest on Thursday. He’s gayer than ever. Hopping around and even lighter in the loafers than ever before.

Wasn’t there a blind on E! about how Mark abused Kelly?

Tedious and tiresome. Never got appeal of either.

On Summer hiatus already.

It feels like they are going to crash and burn soon; does anyone like this pairing?

Mark is too barky and controlling; despite his being an idiot, Italian Girl Kelly defers to him.

It’s a deeply annoying and regressive dynamic. Though I suppose only Olds watch the show, so they might like it.

I’m an Old myself but not old enough to tolerate these two.

I miss Regis.

R214 Fuck you!