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Let's be AbFab!

I'm LACROIX, sweetie, LACROIX.

by Anonymousreply 232May 26, 2023 4:30 AM

I'm the exhaustion I feel after watching too many episodes back-to-back. I like the show, but with those characters, it can become exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 1April 13, 2023 9:09 PM

I'm knitting needles!

by Anonymousreply 2April 13, 2023 9:10 PM

Baby spew.

by Anonymousreply 3April 13, 2023 9:11 PM

I'm waking up under Keith Moon

by Anonymousreply 4April 13, 2023 9:14 PM

I am the fire damaged kitchen that Patsy inhaled.

by Anonymousreply 5April 13, 2023 9:18 PM

I'm Patsys full name

by Anonymousreply 6April 13, 2023 9:21 PM

Sweetie, Darling!

by Anonymousreply 7April 13, 2023 9:24 PM

I am Princess Anne, the only label I wear is drip dry.

by Anonymousreply 8April 13, 2023 9:30 PM

I'm Harvey Nicks.

by Anonymousreply 9April 13, 2023 9:32 PM

I'm fine, I'm just here with a sick friend!

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by Anonymousreply 10April 13, 2023 9:35 PM

We're old bits of hoof.

by Anonymousreply 11April 13, 2023 9:44 PM

I'm Jackie, Patsy's glamorous sister.

by Anonymousreply 12April 13, 2023 9:50 PM

I’m 39.

by Anonymousreply 13April 13, 2023 9:51 PM

They are knowledgeable

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by Anonymousreply 14April 13, 2023 9:52 PM

I’m champagne for Lulu!

by Anonymousreply 15April 13, 2023 9:52 PM

I’m the gracious drawing room.

by Anonymousreply 16April 13, 2023 9:53 PM

I am the long lost son.

by Anonymousreply 17April 13, 2023 9:55 PM

I'm PR'ing

by Anonymousreply 18April 13, 2023 9:57 PM

I'm the can opener that a didn't know how to operate.

by Anonymousreply 19April 13, 2023 10:00 PM

I'm the nicotine patch.

by Anonymousreply 20April 13, 2023 10:12 PM

I‘m the private car with chauffeur.

Enjoy me while you can, Pats, you‘ll soon find out I won’t be around forever.

by Anonymousreply 21April 13, 2023 10:17 PM

I'm Saffy being sold into slavery by that bitch Patsy.

by Anonymousreply 22April 13, 2023 10:23 PM

I’m Saffy’s quite big tits…

by Anonymousreply 23April 14, 2023 3:12 AM

I’m the snooty art gallery salesgirl who doesn’t understand “she only works in a shop”

by Anonymousreply 24April 14, 2023 3:14 AM

I'm something in a blue cagoule!

by Anonymousreply 25April 14, 2023 3:17 AM

I'm the models getting increasingly younger, they'll soon be choking fetuses down the catwalk.

by Anonymousreply 26April 14, 2023 3:20 AM

I'm Saffron's epic eye rolls and exasperation.

by Anonymousreply 27April 14, 2023 3:20 AM

[26] If choking fetuses is a no-no, they could always chuck them down the catwalk instead.

by Anonymousreply 28April 14, 2023 3:21 AM

I'm the dull, soulless dance music Patsy despises.

by Anonymousreply 29April 14, 2023 3:22 AM

I'm Serge's yaaaasssss queen boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 30April 14, 2023 3:31 AM

I’ve been head-shrunk to be Editor of Vogue.

by Anonymousreply 31April 14, 2023 3:37 AM

I'm the paper that comes out of the answering machine. Fax? Messages, letters, the lot. It COOMS and it COOMS!

by Anonymousreply 32April 14, 2023 3:44 AM

Dammit, r25 got mine!

Fine…I’m Bombay Mix

by Anonymousreply 33April 14, 2023 3:46 AM

I’m Serge’s old spunk encrusted issue of RAZZLE

by Anonymousreply 34April 14, 2023 3:47 AM

I'm the lines inside that mean lines outside.

by Anonymousreply 35April 14, 2023 3:49 AM

I'm moist. I'm the word du jour.

by Anonymousreply 36April 14, 2023 3:55 AM

I'm Odd Bins and Patsy's morning Stoli.

by Anonymousreply 37April 14, 2023 3:55 AM

I'm the cord that Patsy insists Eddie should cut.

by Anonymousreply 38April 14, 2023 4:00 AM

R12 I just put this together when I saw your post. Patsy's sister was played by Kate O'Mara, who played Alexis sister on Dynasty. In real life, Alexis' sister was also named Jackie.

by Anonymousreply 39April 14, 2023 4:08 AM

I’m Gran. I get more senile and psychotic every episode.

by Anonymousreply 40April 14, 2023 4:16 AM

I'm Mr. Dictionary. I seem to have deserted Carmen again.

by Anonymousreply 41April 14, 2023 4:24 AM

I'm a humble salad.

by Anonymousreply 42April 14, 2023 4:26 AM

I’m fo….forty seven!

I’LL SUE!!!!

by Anonymousreply 43April 14, 2023 4:32 AM

I'm Oliver, Edina's ex-husbear's odious boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 44April 14, 2023 5:35 AM

I’m primed for Saffie’s first sexual experience, and night after night DRY BLOODY SHEETS!

by Anonymousreply 45April 14, 2023 5:37 AM

I'm an ovum.

by Anonymousreply 46April 14, 2023 6:02 AM


by Anonymousreply 47April 14, 2023 6:05 AM

Here’s the clip

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by Anonymousreply 48April 14, 2023 6:05 AM

I'm exercising on the rowing machine, taking a drag on my fag and a sip of champagne every time I row all the way forward.

by Anonymousreply 49April 14, 2023 6:07 AM

I’m the one who turned you into this…POTATO that we see before us!

by Anonymousreply 50April 14, 2023 6:23 AM

I'm Holland Park, NOT Shepherd's Bush.

by Anonymousreply 51April 14, 2023 7:08 AM

I'm just the one, dear.

by Anonymousreply 52April 14, 2023 7:20 AM


by Anonymousreply 53April 14, 2023 7:22 AM

I’m “Titicaca.” I may be a closeted lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 54April 14, 2023 7:26 AM

I’m Carpet Madness.

by Anonymousreply 55April 14, 2023 7:26 AM

I’m that honey yogurty smell.

by Anonymousreply 56April 14, 2023 9:10 AM

I am the queasy feeling of disgust for Edina's and Patsy's selfishness and horrible treatment of Saffy and her Eddy's mother.

by Anonymousreply 57April 14, 2023 9:12 AM

I'm Frankie Knuckles' CD-Rom Dance Happening.

by Anonymousreply 58April 14, 2023 9:15 AM


by Anonymousreply 59April 14, 2023 9:18 AM

R32 I read that and could hear Bubbles voice!

by Anonymousreply 60April 14, 2023 9:21 AM

I'm the Northern accent of Bubble's when she draws out the word


by Anonymousreply 61April 14, 2023 9:25 AM

I'm Patsy's broken wrist from giving Eddie a massage. It's just a little break...these things happen.

by Anonymousreply 62April 14, 2023 9:33 AM

I'm a row of skeletons with Jackie O hairdos.

by Anonymousreply 63April 14, 2023 9:51 AM

I’m Spanish royals, all potato faces and Brillo pad hair

by Anonymousreply 64April 14, 2023 9:53 AM

I’m “Oy, peanuts!”

by Anonymousreply 65April 14, 2023 9:53 AM

“I’m sensing, pubic sideburns, and sweaty ones at that”

by Anonymousreply 66April 14, 2023 10:00 AM


by Anonymousreply 67April 14, 2023 10:03 AM

I'm fly-blown mud hessian walls in Betina's kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 68April 14, 2023 10:05 AM


by Anonymousreply 69April 14, 2023 10:10 AM

I’m both ends sneezing.

by Anonymousreply 70April 14, 2023 10:39 AM

I’m the mosquito who bit Patsy that had to check into the Bette Ford clinic.

by Anonymousreply 71April 14, 2023 10:50 AM

I’m the great transmugerance.

by Anonymousreply 72April 14, 2023 11:03 AM

I’m lovely….photos.

by Anonymousreply 73April 14, 2023 11:04 AM

And we're lovely ... chairs.

by Anonymousreply 74April 14, 2023 11:29 AM

I'm Fleur's speech impediment.

by Anonymousreply 75April 14, 2023 11:30 AM

I’m the bag of talcum powder that Patsy demands be retested.

by Anonymousreply 76April 14, 2023 11:52 AM

I'm Bing, Bing, Bing & Bing.

by Anonymousreply 77April 14, 2023 12:04 PM

I'm just the one, dear?

by Anonymousreply 78April 14, 2023 12:05 PM

I'm hats, gloves and shoes

by Anonymousreply 79April 14, 2023 12:52 PM

I‘m R57 and I believe The Blair Witch Project is a real documentary. My parents used to call me Chicken Little.

by Anonymousreply 80April 14, 2023 12:56 PM

I'm that homophobic remedy Edina takes for her heads.

by Anonymousreply 81April 14, 2023 1:02 PM

Yes, I AM Minnie Driver!

by Anonymousreply 82April 14, 2023 2:54 PM

I'm Bond Meets Black Emanuelle (Patsy's blue movie).

by Anonymousreply 83April 14, 2023 3:03 PM

I'm the one responsible for MILK and BEEF...

by Anonymousreply 84April 14, 2023 4:38 PM

I’m Patsy’s Ivana pouf that was nearly America’s First Coif.

by Anonymousreply 85April 14, 2023 4:47 PM

I’m PR, darling.

by Anonymousreply 86April 14, 2023 5:12 PM

Im the goose that flies at night.

by Anonymousreply 87April 14, 2023 5:20 PM

I’m Katy Grin!! It’s carpets!! It’s madness!! Carpet madness NOW!!

by Anonymousreply 88April 14, 2023 5:22 PM

I am Queen Dido.

by Anonymousreply 89April 14, 2023 5:32 PM

I'm the large, metal mobile that hangs in the middle of Max and Betina's otherwise empty apartment.

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by Anonymousreply 90April 14, 2023 5:45 PM

I'm sticky toffee pudding.

by Anonymousreply 91April 14, 2023 6:14 PM

I'm Stoli-Bolli

by Anonymousreply 92April 14, 2023 6:14 PM

I’m Eddie’s deflation when she realized her momentary, delighted, mistaken belief that Saffy was a lesbian was wrong.

by Anonymousreply 93April 14, 2023 7:17 PM

I'm easy-going sex with gorgeous underage youths.

by Anonymousreply 94April 14, 2023 8:17 PM

I'm the Alfa Romeo Spider Edina buys to "economize." I'm miniscule.

by Anonymousreply 95April 14, 2023 8:40 PM

I’m Saffie giving Patsy a breast exam. Grandma walks in on us at precisely the wrong moment.

by Anonymousreply 96April 14, 2023 8:41 PM


by Anonymousreply 97April 14, 2023 8:47 PM

I'm one of Patsy's nicotine patches, taking more than I give.

by Anonymousreply 98April 14, 2023 8:47 PM

I’m the last thing Patsy ate … in 1973.

by Anonymousreply 99April 14, 2023 9:01 PM

I barely remember how to eat Per R99

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by Anonymousreply 100April 14, 2023 9:08 PM


by Anonymousreply 101April 14, 2023 9:42 PM

I’m Whoopi in the NYC episode

“You are like Lady Nicotine to me… Lady Nicotine!!”

by Anonymousreply 102April 14, 2023 10:04 PM

I'm Patsy Stone. I'm the victim.

by Anonymousreply 103April 14, 2023 10:19 PM

I’m the interview questions that are transparently for a much younger woman.

by Anonymousreply 104April 14, 2023 10:52 PM

I’m the 80 foot Drawing Room that Eddy wants mentioned in “Hello”.

by Anonymousreply 105April 14, 2023 10:59 PM

I’m Eddy’s minge…

by Anonymousreply 106April 14, 2023 11:00 PM

I’m constantly two stone overweight.

by Anonymousreply 107April 14, 2023 11:14 PM

I'm Shepherd's Bush, um Holland Park!

by Anonymousreply 108April 14, 2023 11:20 PM

I'm Titicaca, obsessed with Saffy.

by Anonymousreply 109April 14, 2023 11:23 PM

"Titicaca to the sink cupboard! Titicaca to the sink cupboard!"

by Anonymousreply 110April 14, 2023 11:24 PM

I'm Patsy's sex change that didn't take. "It" just dropped off.

by Anonymousreply 111April 14, 2023 11:26 PM

I’m self-induced crisis after self-induced crisis. After Edina left us, I moved over to Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 112April 14, 2023 11:27 PM


by Anonymousreply 113April 14, 2023 11:31 PM

I'm Pats, having to take a wazz.

by Anonymousreply 114April 14, 2023 11:37 PM

I'm Vivian, Saunder's character in Mirrorball. I was briefly famous in the 70s for my high-kick dancing.

by Anonymousreply 115April 15, 2023 12:49 AM

I'm a mixed race baby, and I'm the ultimate in accessories! Edina is ecstatic!

by Anonymousreply 116April 15, 2023 12:51 AM

I know all about high-kicks!

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by Anonymousreply 117April 15, 2023 12:52 AM

I'm the kitten.

by Anonymousreply 118April 15, 2023 12:54 AM

I'm a seventy-foot drawing room with west-facing garden.

by Anonymousreply 119April 15, 2023 12:57 AM

WEHT R118?

by Anonymousreply 120April 15, 2023 12:57 AM

I'm a mixed race baby! A MIXED RACE BABY!

by Anonymousreply 121April 15, 2023 12:57 AM

I'm Sarah, NOT Titicaca.

by Anonymousreply 122April 15, 2023 12:57 AM

er WHET, I mean.

by Anonymousreply 123April 15, 2023 12:58 AM

I'm mirrorball that flopped.

by Anonymousreply 124April 15, 2023 1:00 AM

I'm Betty Boo and Dannii Minogue doing their best, but frankly...

by Anonymousreply 125April 15, 2023 1:02 AM

I'm Patsy's fringe.

by Anonymousreply 126April 15, 2023 1:02 AM

I'm the running. Why? I don't know., I'm just caught up in the excitement.

by Anonymousreply 127April 15, 2023 1:05 AM

I'm Patsy's facelift. I'm horrific!

by Anonymousreply 128April 15, 2023 1:07 AM

I'm Popspecks! More plastic ends up in a landfill.

by Anonymousreply 129April 15, 2023 1:08 AM


by Anonymousreply 130April 15, 2023 1:09 AM

I'm the penis Patsy had for five minutes.

by Anonymousreply 131April 15, 2023 1:11 AM

I’m that narrow window post-Thatcher birthing trauma and pre-Blair global capitalism where London was hip and chic again - like a reincarnation of the Swinging 60s that AbFab relived - while still being British and unique. Actually decent restaurants - even open on Sunday - with a hypergentrifying city exploding into a global center for the super wealthy created by the end of communism. Even more than NYC, it was eaten alive by global capitalism.

by Anonymousreply 132April 15, 2023 1:18 AM

I'm the chic outfits for installing loft insulation.

by Anonymousreply 133April 15, 2023 1:22 AM

I'm Twiggy's new gay pride project "Fists Across America".

by Anonymousreply 134April 15, 2023 1:31 AM

Don't question me.

by Anonymousreply 135April 15, 2023 1:33 AM

I'm letting Jackie eat the potpourri.

by Anonymousreply 136April 15, 2023 1:43 AM

I'm the Romanian babies. We all look like Ivan Lendl.

by Anonymousreply 137April 15, 2023 1:58 AM

I’m Catherine Zeta Jones. I stole Minnie Driver’s thunder.

by Anonymousreply 138April 15, 2023 3:05 AM

I'm a white box.

by Anonymousreply 139April 15, 2023 4:10 AM

I'm the baby monitor. Bettina can hear Max and Eddy having sex for five seconds, courtesy of moi.

by Anonymousreply 140April 15, 2023 4:41 AM

I'm Danny. Alas, that bit was too good to be true.

by Anonymousreply 141April 15, 2023 5:27 AM

I'm Patsy's beehive, smuggling drugs into Morocco in my towering interior.

by Anonymousreply 142April 15, 2023 5:55 AM

Fat or thin, I'm a nightmare of selfishness!

by Anonymousreply 143April 15, 2023 6:43 AM

I'm big, Pendulous breasts!

by Anonymousreply 144April 15, 2023 6:44 AM

I'm calling you Sweetie Darling!

by Anonymousreply 145April 15, 2023 6:45 AM

I'm telling you to abort!

by Anonymousreply 146April 15, 2023 6:47 AM

Tickets money passport

by Anonymousreply 147April 15, 2023 6:47 AM

I AM the REAL Eddie!

(Imagine Lynne watching the first episode of AbFab and the slow, dawning horror)

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by Anonymousreply 148April 15, 2023 7:13 AM

[Inspired by that slag in R148]: I'm the Talking Stick.

by Anonymousreply 149April 15, 2023 11:47 AM

I’m “Is it a bee?”

by Anonymousreply 150April 15, 2023 12:04 PM

I'm Eddie's stash hidden down the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 151April 15, 2023 12:53 PM

I am surfaces, darling. Where have all my surfaces gone?

by Anonymousreply 152April 15, 2023 12:54 PM

I‘m public and I‘m transport!

by Anonymousreply 153April 15, 2023 1:23 PM

I'm the male prostitute character played by Idris Elba, whose tongue became stiff with a sex lubricant.

by Anonymousreply 154April 15, 2023 2:13 PM

I’m the “gorgeous, tasteful, little stylish little gorgeous things” that Eddie’s going to sell in her new shop!

by Anonymousreply 155April 15, 2023 2:56 PM

I’m Penny Casper-Morse, and I’m not fat or dead - even better - I’m blind!

by Anonymousreply 156April 15, 2023 3:03 PM

I'm air in the vineyard Eddie and Patsy stayed in in France. I'm 15% proof.

by Anonymousreply 157April 15, 2023 3:06 PM

I'm the hindsight of 25 years and a nagging feeling that this show was overrated and not *that* funny.

by Anonymousreply 158April 15, 2023 3:07 PM

I'm Eddie's version of God, Marianne Faithfull!

by Anonymousreply 159April 15, 2023 3:30 PM

I'm the pre-rolled joints that Patsy pulls out of her hair in Morocco.

by Anonymousreply 160April 15, 2023 3:34 PM

I'm Magda. I speak mostly in headlines in a rapid fire cockney accent. I appeared in the first three series then disappeared without a trace only to return 20 years later for the movie finale as if I had never left.

by Anonymousreply 161April 15, 2023 4:37 PM

[quote]I’m Penny Casper-Morse

You're just a spiteful bitch, Penny Caspar!

I am -moiselle, mademoiselle!

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by Anonymousreply 162April 15, 2023 5:17 PM

I'm an offer to Joanna Lumley to play the role of "Patsy".

There are 4 other actress names scribbled out. 3 of the names I can almost make out: Rigg, Blackman, Paige.

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by Anonymousreply 163April 15, 2023 5:20 PM

I'm Joanna's reply with a letter, drawing, and some notes of how the character should be.

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by Anonymousreply 164April 15, 2023 5:22 PM

I'm Gran with her shoplifting hobby!

by Anonymousreply 165April 15, 2023 5:37 PM

I'm the dance of shiva. pardon the musty scent of vaginal fluids

by Anonymousreply 166April 15, 2023 6:13 PM

I'm the fingerless dishwashing gloves.

by Anonymousreply 167April 15, 2023 6:14 PM

I'm alseep in the corner of the orgy

by Anonymousreply 168April 15, 2023 6:14 PM

I'm the little thumb stuck up Justin Timberlake's arse

by Anonymousreply 169April 15, 2023 6:18 PM

I'm a bird on a wire

by Anonymousreply 170April 15, 2023 6:19 PM

I'm Lola.

by Anonymousreply 171April 15, 2023 6:24 PM

I'm the vomit on the left as a and Patsy are climbing through the ladies room window of the club.

by Anonymousreply 172April 15, 2023 6:37 PM

I'm unsure if Roseanne's Jackie is actually a woman or a man.

by Anonymousreply 173April 15, 2023 6:44 PM

I'm Nadia Sawalha and Mirrorball legends go the relationship is slightly based on my relationship with my sister Julia (Saffy)

by Anonymousreply 174April 15, 2023 6:47 PM

I'm the killer dwarf nightmares

by Anonymousreply 175April 15, 2023 6:48 PM

I'm the accidental clitoridectomy with a hand fan.

by Anonymousreply 176April 15, 2023 6:50 PM

I'm all the now-dead cast and guests.

by Anonymousreply 177April 15, 2023 7:48 PM

I’m r158 and I’m a piece of filth!

by Anonymousreply 178April 15, 2023 8:01 PM

I’m the dwarf midwife’s son who treated her insides like a smorgasbord.

by Anonymousreply 179April 15, 2023 8:08 PM

I'm the small aisle into the entrance of Jeremy's you can't get into because you're too fat.

by Anonymousreply 180April 15, 2023 8:17 PM

I'm Sarah's increasingly disturbed behavior as the series goes on... and absolutely no one, not even Saffy, trying to get her psychiatric help.

by Anonymousreply 181April 15, 2023 8:22 PM

I'm an Es-kee-mo papoose.

by Anonymousreply 182April 15, 2023 8:22 PM

I'm Baron, the prison stud that made Saffy her bitch.

by Anonymousreply 183April 15, 2023 8:25 PM

I'm Naomi Campbell that only threw a phone at her maid because of the trauma of hacking off her tits and taking the pills that starved her brain.

by Anonymousreply 184April 15, 2023 8:30 PM

I'm the poppers

by Anonymousreply 185April 15, 2023 8:31 PM

I'm paying for old people to eat cake.

by Anonymousreply 186April 15, 2023 9:07 PM

I’m Uma Rottweiler customer at Jeremy’s, I’m not long for this world and smell like formaldehyde, but I can’t stop shopping.

by Anonymousreply 187April 16, 2023 2:00 AM

I"m Penny Casper Morris...and I'm blind

by Anonymousreply 188April 16, 2023 2:40 AM

I’m Anouska Hempel

by Anonymousreply 189April 16, 2023 2:41 AM

And I'm g-g-going.

by Anonymousreply 190April 16, 2023 3:00 AM

I'm 1/2 Patsy, 1/2 Edina surrounded by Saffys & Bubbles...

by Anonymousreply 191April 16, 2023 4:19 AM

I'm Ostend, one of the UK's most illustrious garbage dumps and Pats and Eddy are headed my way.

by Anonymousreply 192April 16, 2023 6:16 AM

I'm unzipping my shut mouth to do HELLO magazine.

by Anonymousreply 193April 16, 2023 6:37 AM

I'm a:




by Anonymousreply 194April 16, 2023 6:49 AM

I'm too fat to be Carrie!

by Anonymousreply 195April 16, 2023 6:58 AM

I'm Edina's clunky shoe, stolen by her mum to hammer in the stakes of the camping tent.

by Anonymousreply 196April 16, 2023 7:00 AM

I'm the floatation tank.

by Anonymousreply 197April 16, 2023 7:00 AM

I'm the dolphin swimming lazily by in R197.

by Anonymousreply 198April 16, 2023 11:27 AM

R192 Ostend is in Belgium, you dim cunt.

by Anonymousreply 199April 16, 2023 11:30 AM

I’m PR. PR! I PR things! People. Places. Concepts.

by Anonymousreply 200April 16, 2023 12:30 PM

I'm the dolphin's fin-flop

by Anonymousreply 201April 16, 2023 1:01 PM

I'm advice from Patsy to Naomi. "Hack your tits off, throw up everything you've ever eaten and walk yourself down the runway."

by Anonymousreply 202April 16, 2023 2:02 PM

Top button, kettle crisps?

by Anonymousreply 203April 16, 2023 2:17 PM

I'm the pan.

by Anonymousreply 204April 16, 2023 2:20 PM

I'm guest lists

by Anonymousreply 205April 16, 2023 2:40 PM

I'm the editor of Aby-Bloody-Ssinian Bloody Vogue.

by Anonymousreply 206April 16, 2023 3:51 PM

I’m more of an M&S person myself.

by Anonymousreply 207April 17, 2023 10:25 AM

I'm the ex-husband and his American wife that is always pulling scams and get rich schemes.

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by Anonymousreply 208April 17, 2023 10:36 AM

I'm the other ex-husband and his smartly dressed husband that is always catty with Eddie and fans of Patsy's sister.

by Anonymousreply 209April 17, 2023 10:37 AM

I'm Razzle. Spoiler: I was just read for the articles.

by Anonymousreply 210April 17, 2023 10:40 AM

I'm Saffie's book, Self Raising Flower.

by Anonymousreply 211April 17, 2023 10:48 AM

I'm the crisp that's the first thing Patsy has eaten since 1974

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by Anonymousreply 212April 17, 2023 10:54 AM

I'm Beth de Woody, standing on the bloody bin bag.

by Anonymousreply 213April 17, 2023 10:56 AM

I’m giving up drinking. I was the worst 8 hours of Patsy’s life.

by Anonymousreply 214April 17, 2023 11:44 AM

I'm the baby shower?

by Anonymousreply 215April 17, 2023 12:22 PM

R208 To be fair paying for Eddy's (and by extension Patsy's) living expenses through alimony would put most people in a financial bind.

by Anonymousreply 216April 17, 2023 4:55 PM

I'm "wicker baskets"

by Anonymousreply 217April 17, 2023 6:00 PM

I’m Patsy’s disgusting tiny hovel of an apartment, it's above a liquor shoppe.

by Anonymousreply 218April 18, 2023 2:36 AM

I’m the staff in the chateaux next door and I’ve been waiting all week.

by Anonymousreply 219April 18, 2023 6:42 AM

I’m a pebble-bubble fountain

by Anonymousreply 220April 18, 2023 6:42 AM

I’m a distant memory of visits by Princess Margaret.

by Anonymousreply 221April 18, 2023 6:43 AM

I’m a door handle somewhere in NYC

by Anonymousreply 222April 18, 2023 6:43 AM

I’m Charles Dance and I’m Jesus these days.

by Anonymousreply 223April 18, 2023 6:43 AM

I’m Jennifer Saunders’s innate laziness as a writer which damned AbFab to rapidly diminishing returns of lazy mugging, half-baked jokes, and constant, irritating head wobbling.

by Anonymousreply 224April 18, 2023 6:44 AM

I’m…🎶walking down the road🎶…

by Anonymousreply 225April 18, 2023 10:59 AM

r218, and I'm the roaches that left on their own accord.

by Anonymousreply 226April 18, 2023 12:38 PM

I'm Chairs....lovely chairs.

by Anonymousreply 227April 18, 2023 1:28 PM

R200: LULU!!

R211: OH SHUT UP!!!

by Anonymousreply 228May 18, 2023 6:17 PM

I'm the homeless person dressed in La Croix who lurched out at Edina.

by Anonymousreply 229May 19, 2023 12:27 AM

Any ideas how to watch The Last Shout streaming? Hulu has the series but not those two episodes.

by Anonymousreply 230May 20, 2023 9:31 PM

R230 it’s on youtube

by Anonymousreply 231May 21, 2023 8:00 AM

I think the true finale really is the one where Eddie finally sticks up for Saffy, showing that despite everything, she loves her daughter. That was really the perfect ending.

by Anonymousreply 232May 26, 2023 4:30 AM
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