Dark day: grifting scrubber not invited to panto

Another fucking royal thread?

With some “Duchess of pulled Pork” sandwiches

Oh my God, is that her own face or has she had work done? She looks terrible.

She is so jacked up in the face.

What's a "scrubber"?

Damn, I was looking forward to seeing her overpriced and tacky oufit.

The Duchess 🫅 Of York divorced Prince 🤴 Andrew because he was a connoisseur of COCK.

I hope she livestreams herself watching the coronation.

overhearing Fergie’s comments would be priceless.

Fergie's lucky because they invited Princess Margaret to cut the cake.

F'd up mentally fergie . Period.

[quote] I hope she livestreams herself watching the coronation.

[quote] overhearing Fergie’s comments would be priceless.

It will be like the first season of "The Crown" where the Duke of Windsor, in his Paris chateau, snarks on the Coronation playing on television to his guests.

And then at twilight Fergie, like the Duke, will cry on her terrace playing her bagpipes, mourning what could have been.

This event is not the place to be, organizers are struggling to find a- list performers for the event.

Fergs lucked out.

Poor rich people.

She has that English alcoholic face.

She does have that likeable persona going for her, but I think she’s amoral and has strong sociopathic tendencies.

[quote] Poor rich people.

I would have that tattooed on my face if I could afford a tattoo.

Kate has more jowls than a pound puppy. Kate's photos in publications get photoshopped and filtered to the point that her nickname in uk tabloid backrooms allegedly is CopyKate. It's a running joke.

I don't know if this will resolve the question or make your heads explode but he plainly doesn't hate her... she's been included in more family events since he took the throne than at any other time before she landed on the front page of the tabloids with her tits out and her toes sucked. Which was of course before she tried to auction access to her boor of ex. And before she told the newspapers the corgis bark at the Queen's spirit passing by.

So much fun at parties!

Kate is relentlessly average.