Only April Fools Eat At Sweet Bits Bakery (DOOL)

I'm glad I looked, was just about to start a new thread!

R1 HOW DARE YOU

not post this recent interview -

I wonder if Crystal will return anytime soon...

Here's Brandon & Mike -

The latest promo =

No comments for this week's promo?

R5 Chass Dimera: Does my ass look huge in these pants or what?

I love Eileen as Thomas Banks! 😆

Haven't see DOOL since it left NBC and I'm not looking to get into Peacock so, it's lost to me. The o.p's lead-in vid did remind me of how much I used to enjoy seeing Paul Telfer in various states of undress.

But, seeing the pic above with Remington Hoffman led me to wonder if he still shows his range of emotions by way of narrowing his eyes to tiny slits. Hoffman squinted most of the time he was on camera when I saw him through much of last year and I doubt that his acting skill (?) has improved since then. Jeebus but that squinting was distracting from everything else in his scenes.

This week's spoilers -

The future of Bope

Chad DiMera…for Sans-a-Belt!

So Kristen is going to betray new bestie/sista Megan to get in Brady's "good graces"?

I doubt he would believe anything she told him at this point.

If he does believe her then who would be the first person he'd share that Bo was alive to?

Marlena? Would she believe anything that bitch said? I doubt it.

Are we going to get "Marlex" since "Barlena" never came to fruition? They have chemistry, and I can imagine dirty dog Alex giving it to Doc right on her desk.

Chad DiMera....for Addicted Jockstraps!

Someone commented! Thank you, R15.

I was surprised no one has mentioned the terrible, green-screen backdrop that Hope and Bo performed in front of.

DOOL?

R16 It was mentioned how bad it looked in the last thread when the preview of the scene was posted. Truly awful.

The opinions were mixed on the other thread, which is still getting comments.

Is the other thread still out there? Help out a confused eldergay!

R20 Here ya go.

DOOL!

R21: Thank you. I guess that the linked thread hasn't had much activity of late, either.

Jamey Giddens revealed that the story Ron pitched was completely different than what was done. He agreed that the Bo and Hope storyline is awful. This is interesting.

[quote] DOOL!

Ah. DOOL.

Is this the main DOOL thread? I'm not used to it moving at this pace lol usually it goes much faster

I haven't seen him yet however I'm hearing that the new guy, who is Sloan's brother if I'm not mistaken, is really cute lol was the most recent episode his first appearance?

[quote] I'm not used to it moving at this pace lol usually it goes much faster

DL has been on Prime Time for about a week. Only paying subscribed posters can post.

R24 Wonder if it wasn't approved by Ken Corday or if the network disputed it, for they were still on NBC when Ron wrote the start of it, if I'm not mistaken, or were they on Peacock by then? Ron usually writes about eight months ahead of when it airs while they film at least six months in advance. Since the writers are possibly striking this Monday, I'm also wondering how that will affect Days, along with how will it affect Jamey 😆

R28 Thanks I didn't even think of that 😆 no wonder

So if they're still as far ahead as they were on NBC, any writing done while Ron's not at the helm wouldn't take place on-screen until about January 2024

Since General Hospital has been able to negotiate that casting coup by signing Kate ManZi, they must be able to pay more than Days on The Cock. .. btw - How many Oscars does she have now?

Is Terri Gibbs playing Thomas Banks?

R31 According to queen Jason47 they have episodes written out to November and will be taped but if the writer's strike goes on into June, then the December episodes will have to be written by strike beakers.

Most unfortunately is that Ken's favorite writer Dena Higley. Who nearly got the show canceled for good the last she was there is a Fi-Core writer. So hopefully Ken won't be tempted to try to bring her back.

There is rumor alleging that DOOL may be changing its production schedule for the 60th anniversary and possibly shuffling up its actors.

So prime time megathon is over & done with now?

I missed all you bitches so much.

Has FAT pig Jamey Giddens crossed the picket line?

Spoilers for the week -

DL fave Christopher Sean has been walking the picket line to show his support.

So no one on the DL wants Clyde to return?

I thought he had several fans on here.

Mr Doug Davidson the magat, said that he disapproved of Peter Porte’s homosexual lifestyle.

Was Clyde's return mentioned in that spoiler video? I can't listen to that guy drone on and on.

I always liked how menacing James Read was as Clyde. He's a real POS character.

Clyde was hotter with the hick-stache.

When is dumb dumb Chambo returning? Is he still eating out the wifey six times a day?

What a disgrace that a veteran actress who gave us some of the most emotionally charged moments of the year, not only died and came back again was not recognised by those Daytime Emmy star-fuckers! #Justice4DeeDeeHalls

Who will Dick Van Dyke be playing? The ghost of Tom Horton?

Dick Van Dyke will be sweeping Julie's chim chiminey.

Dick Van Dyke will probably be playing Marlena's great-great-great grandfather.

R41 DL only wants Hot Silver Daddy Clyde to return if he makes DYKWIA or some other pup in training get down on his knees.

I think Dee stopped submitting herself after they were such assholes to her back in 1995.

Is Suzanne Rogers still top-billed? Does Dee Dee Halls still get the "and" credit?

R51 Nope. When Dee didn't make the pre-nom list in 2018, she let her upset fanbase know that, yes, she had submitted and told them what was on her reel.

[quote] Is Suzanne Rogers still top-billed? Does Dee Dee Halls still get the "and" credit?

Yes for Suzanne. No for Dee Dee...

Dee Dee is not a good actress. Plain and simple.

[quote]Dee Dee is not a good actress. Plain and simple.

She was much better before she became in icon in the early '80s. She was capable of much more genuine emotion and spontaneity in her early days on the show. She's relied on the same old bag of tricks for decades now. Still love her, though.

Why was Johnny not shirtness today... Is Carson that out of shape? We need to compare all the attributes of him and Dr. Tripp to decide which one is better.

Carson Boatman has packed on the lbs.

Colton, Greg, and Christopher out supporting the striking writers. The guy in the middle is Days' associate head writer/story consultant, Ryan Quan. The guy on the left is one of the show's scriptwriters, Kirk Doering.

Greg's sign is funny.

Is Miss Fat Jamey Giddens there? Oh wait. He can’t march. He’s too fucking FAT! He can barely stand. The fat fucking slob. Yes, I dislike him.

R60.

LaGiddens resides in Atlanta.

Carlivati was seen at a picket line in NYC (with husband and new dog).

How on earth will Nicole be able to handle another child when she doesn't even look after--or even mention--her beautiful daughter Holly?

Yes R63 now that you mention it where the F*CK is that Holly girl?

When does Dick Van Dyke's ark begin on DOOL? Looking forward to it.

Holly and Parker are playing Doctor in the DiMera tunnels.

^^^ I would put Rachel in the DiMera tunnels with Palmer Cortlandt's dobermans. (Sadly, Palmer and the dogs are long since deceased).

Video of teenaged Dee ready to show skin on The Cock years ago!

btw - Drake's delts and pecs are something else!

SORASed 18 year-old Parker "Sparkles" Jonas is actually plotting a la Colin to seduce former step-daddy Eric and destroy him for killing his real daddy, Daniel.

I mean Holly's former step-daddy Eric.

Just NO to the fake lezzies!!! Gross gross gross!!!!

r71

^^^

Drake would give a big shout-out to his workout buddy, Dick Van Dyke.

What's the Hattie/Hope scene Dee submitted? Anyone got a link?

Is Brandon Beemer hung?

I'm so over the Kate boat saga. What moron thought this precious jewel up?

Marlena's 5,000 episode was a bust.

As a newer viewer (post 1999 LOL) & didn't really know who Mickey was not did I care.

The flashbacks were a waste of time to me.

Seeing Marlena take a dive off of a 70s ledge was embarrassing (but she did have great shoes in that scene).

[quote]I'm so over the Kate boat saga.

I'm shocked it (and the Sloan's brother story) are moving so quickly. They're burning through plot like crazy.

Quickly?

She's been talking & making "jokes" about fish guts for over a week now.

I want gay, not-gay Brady in me so deeply...

I would like a fishy Kate doll to go along with my Marlena Evans bridal doll. But I would really like a Susan Banks doll.

Maybe a trip to Genoa City would make some of you bitches appreciate what's happening in Salem.

R75 With him it's more about ....

When BB was on B&B there were some scenes of him in snug square cut swimsuits with a hint of a VPL and he looks average.

What was the plot of Marlena's 5000th episode to warrant the flashbacks?

R85 No real plot. .. John came to Marlena's office, smelled a fart, and asked her about how many patients she'd treated over the years. Marlena said she'd never really thought about. John said he had and began running the math by her, coming up with 5000 patients. Marlena seemed amused. John didn't drop it, and this rather lame conversation continued while they were eating at the Brady Pub, which led into the flashbacks.

Thanks R86 but how could John possibly do that level of maths?

And since Marlena spends most of her time being kidnapped, held in a coma, possessed, in prison, with amnesia or presumed dead she must be fitting them in 1/2 hour slots!

Good that Marlena got all her psychiatric knowledge back after that bout of hysterical amnesia after Roman knocked her up at age 60!

Was it Roman or Alex North that knocked her up at age 60?

Pervertsudz is a miserable old fat moron. Bitching about every single Days episode as if anyone cares what he thinks. He’s a very unhappy person in life. Vee, who’s in the biz, hates Pervsudz.

R89 it was Roman, he and Marlena had a tumble for old time sake when they thought they were going to die on MELASWEN before being rescued. Alex showed up after Doc had fallen, miscarried and developed amnesia.

Colin is one crumpet away from FCF territory. He and Carson should get their jaws wired.

Ron C. talks about the strike, saying he's "being replaced on day one by other people." He's written to just before Christmas.

Vee, who’s in the biz, replaced Carlivati. Vee is in the biz.

R94.

The actress playing Talia is awful... The guy playing Colin is also not so good. Together, their scenes were just embarrassing! Hope they leave Salem ASAP when this dumb plot is over!

R96 I like them both.

I wish tired couple Pirate Steve & Doc Stinkface would ride off into the sunset.

I want to see Chandler Massey and Greg Vaughn as nude as jaybirds. Separately or together.

I'd like to switch out Kayla and Patch for Shane and Kimberly.

Does anyone think they will let Gabi & Stefan ride off into the sunset

only to revive Jake for a Melinda Trask/Chloe Lane triangle via Dr. Rolf?

Vee who is in the biz is ghostwriting Days. Dumb Dylan, the idiot, is Vee’s assistant. Vee is in the biz, you know.

Pix from Dee's on-set celebration reveal Linsey Godfrey (Sarah Horton) and Blake Berris (ex-Nick Horton) are back. I imagine Blake is playing a different role since Nick is as dead as it gets on DOOL. Also looks like Stefan is staying on without Gabi.

R102 Blake Berris has previously appeared as "dead Nick" playing Satan's Secretary; he's also appeared in a past Halloween episode as one of the "undead" along with Charlie (Mike Manning) and Deimos (Vincent Irizarry). .. IOW, he could easily still be playing Nick.

Dee Dee and Susie Seasnatch Hayes are all bff huggy in these pics. I thought you bitches said they hate each other. Susie Rogers is noticeably absent.

Dee and Suzi had a falling out a few years ago. Suzi is still top billed.

FAT idiot Casey twitter queen wants to ghost write any soap. The FAT fucking slob!

Has the show celebrated anyone else's 5,000 episode run?

I'm going to take a guess that Suzanne is closing in on 5000, but not there yet. Remember for the 80s and 90s Dee was doing 4 and 5 days a week. I doubt that Suzanne has ever had more than a 2 day a week guarantee during her entire time on the show.

That Queen Jason47 has Susie Rogers episode counts on his website. She’s nowhere near 5000.

R109 So what is her count for those of us who can't find his site?

R110 Different poster here. He runs a website with all kinds of stats: jason47.com

Frankly, it could be better organized LOOL!

But he puts some of the episode stats up at his Fraubook page. Same name "Jason 47's Days Website"

Here is the "Top 57 Episode Rankings" list he put up in September 2022. The only two are even somewhat close to Queen Dee are Alfonso and Hogestyn, and they'd have to put in several more very active years to get to 5000.

Maggie is barely a supporting character on the show, when was the last time she was the lead in a big storyline?

Off the top of my head Dee has been repossessed, died and gone to heaven, being impersonated by Hattie and more just in the last several years.

Yes, but who’s the top billed star of the show? Suzanne Rogers as Maggie kiriakis!

R113 big whoop, she's likely paid 1/4 of Dee's salary

Deidre and RSW by far have the highest salaries. They are the two most important actors and characters on the show.

BTW, so cool of Ron to have both Alex and Ben in the same episode on Friday!

Does Dee's 5000 episodes include ones where she was included in flashbacks or are they all live performances?

Pervy Pervsuds at SON is upset because Carlivati loves RSW. RSW is 10x hotter than any other man on Days and even ex-Days people like Chandler and Tinker. Pervsuds is an old perv.

RSW is definitely NOT hotter than Paul Telfer. Telfer is walking sex.

How many episodes has Chandler Assey appeared in?

[quote]Maggie is barely a supporting character on the show, when was the last time she was the lead in a big storyline?

Maggie has always been, mostly, a supporting character. Even when she was originally brought on the show, it was an offshoot of the Mickey/Laura/Bill storyline. She's done some good work and had a few stories. Maggie cheated on Mickey a couple of times. She was a drunk. She ran a restaurant. She was a busy body (that was when John Black couldn't stand her which was funny). Maggie is the very definition of a supporting character.

She's top billed because she has the most continuous seniority. But I am surprised that her overall number isn't a little bit higher.

Several years back I read that Suzanne also has a very unique contract with the show. She doesn't have a set guarantee, they only call her when they need her, but it's set up in such a way that it does not affect her health benefits.

I like Maggie, and thought Suzanne would get Emmy nominated during her last drunk storyline, when she was thought to have killed Adrienne. That was some good soap.

There was no drunk storyline. It was all a fake out.

Is Maggie the one with the shit wig?

Still thought Rogers was great in that storyline. Sorry cunts.

Why would millionaire Victor give up hot snatch like Kate & Nicole and marry some old waitress in a dollar tree wig?

R119 IMDb shows Massey has done 760 episodes, which is probably why he doesn't appear in Queen Jason's abbreviated list above, which looks to have had a cut-off point of actors above 800 episodes.

Maggie's wig should get a Daytime Emmy Lifetime Achievement Award for providing decades of scene-stealing comedy.

Chandler and his FLAT ass are nowhere near Top 10 Days appearances. Take yo FLAT ass and stay the fuck away from Days. Flat ass bitch.

Thanks R126!

I'm a little behind episodes... did they explain why Sloan doesn't have an accent while her brother does?

R130 I wondered that too.

The guys sing to Dee.

Brandon Barashjust announced that he’s new squeeze is pregnant. Has this guy ever heard of condoms?

How big is Paul Telfer’s cock?

Brandon Barash just announced that he’s new squeeze is pregnant. Has this guy ever heard of condoms?

R135 Doesn't Barash only have one other child - the daughter born some nine years ago? What's the problem? He's married to his squeeze. She's young and probably wants a baby.

Brandon can get me pregnant anytime he wants!

R132 thanks for posting! Who are those guys?

It's so weird that so many people are in Greece still with Bo yet we aren't seeing Hope or Bo

R138 (L - R) in that photo at R132 are: Queen Brady, Justin, Thicc Johnny, and Stefan-O

aka Eric Martsolf, Wally Kurth, Carson Boatman, and Brandon Barash

They formed a singing group called The Day Players awhile back and perform at fan events, etc.

Here's a video of them.

"Coming out" .. LOOL!

Why didn't anyone celebrate Maggie's 3000th?!

They celebrated Maggie's 3000th episode by allowing the hair styling crew to buy a can of Tressallure Dry Spray Wig Wax to create shine and add volume.

Where are Bonnie & Justin?

They 've been AWL since Bonnie was taken by XanderClown back in Jan.

I'm perfectly fine with Dimitri being Megan's son BUT he should NOT be Bo's

Yes!!!!! Hottie Dimitri as the newest DiMera/Kiriakis/Brady combo!

Ingenious, Ron!!!!!!!

[quote]I'm perfectly fine with Dimitri being Megan's son BUT he should NOT be Bo's

R144 = Brandon Beemer, hoping his next storyline is dumping frau Belle and finding his “true self” with Dimitri.

Is PP joining the show for good? I hope so!

He’s so handsome! And GAY!

Who will Dick Van Dyke be playing? A new love interest for Maggie? Maggie needs some good dick.

Oh no! That big fat pig twitter queen moonface Casey is upset because his followers rejected his idea about a Days promo. Poor fat slob Casey. He ate a bucket of fried chicken to console his fat ass.

R148 One report used the word "episode" - as in singular - to describe Dick Van Dyke's appearance and called it a "cameo". Elsewhere it's been said that he's some amnesiac who has scenes with Dr. Marlena and John.

Dimitri should be a bi eurotrash type so we can have some same sex action on this show

MALE same sex action.

Dimitri having Andrew tied up put a little tingle in my dingle. They would be hot.

Dimitri and Andrew would be hot

I do get a big dick bottom energy from PP

🙈 I wish Big Blowbag Paulina Price would choke on a giant bearclaw. She's a loudmouth, over the top bitch, she can't act her way out of a bakery box, and who besides biscuit brained Abe Carver would want to wake up beside that big fat jellyroll every morning?

Racist at r156.

Why does Paulina believe that Chanelle bears no responsibility in the death of Sloane's parents? Even Chanelle claims she's a poor innocent victim. She was old enough to know that an affair with your married professor was wrong, but yet she blames him entirely. And we should believe that she's innocent because she told us so?

Chanel didn’t push her off the roof nor made him drink himself to death.

She IS innocent.

I was watching a rerun of Emergency! today and Deidre Hall was playing a nurse.

Still no discussion of Colin's hairy chest on here. I'm shocked. Shocked! I tell you.

Not a fan of the Colin actor... I wish he were hotter to justify Talia's adoration of him... his teeth bother me

You're right he could be hotter, but there is something sexy about him.

Colin can go the fuck away. Now. Right now.

Don't mind the fur, but strange face, like he rant into a wall, and chest and arms look pretty 'soft' Not my type.

Dimitri should have Andrew tied up naked and strapped to a fuck machine.

Only on The Cock!

Oh boy. Pervertsudz is jerking his meat over at SON after taking those blue pills again. His grampa dick is getting hard for Chandler Massey again. Gross gross postings by Pervertsudz.

R165 Colin looks like ST:TNG actors Ryker & Okana's love child.

Bring it on.

Please get the black lezzys off my screen!!!!! gross!!

Hearing Paulina squeal at the end of today's episode made me LOL!

R169 The "lesbian" angle won't be going on for much longer it seems.

Her daughter is bisexual? That's just a PC name for a nymphomaniac who will sleep with anyone, male or female, and loves an occasional menage á trois of any combination.

How dumb is Talia to allow herself to be that himbo Colin's puppet ?

What's with the new Belle? She's turned into an even bigger foul mouthed super bitch.

I love Belle. Especially when Jan Spears is in town.

How dumb are Abe and Paulina, arguing with the "health inspector" about their slutty daughter and the nutty professor? These idiots can't figure out that they're being played ..... again?

What a cliffhanger! Will Sandra Clark get mauled by a rolling pin???? Great job, Miss Giddens.

[quote]How dumb is Talia to allow herself to be that himbo Colin's puppet ?

Like you've never been dickmatized.

Not to knit pick, but wouldn't the Mayor of Salem know who the Health Inspector was?

Is Abe still the mayor? Is Lexxie dead dead or Days dead?

Lexi is #DeadDead

But, then again, one never knows what's happening on the secret Isle of Aremid !

"Knit" Pick r178 aka Summerguy

🤔 Oh, Dear ......

Can you make me a hat, scarf, and mittens while you've got those needles out? Believe it or not, sometimes the nights get chilly here.

I never could put my finger on who Jackie was channeling for her Paulina character but

after her noises this week I now can see that it is indeed Miss Piggy.

Go back & listen to this week's Sweet Bits scenes LOL.

Andre The Giant gives it to Paulina in his review =

Jackee is terrible on Days.

^Hi Marla!

[quote]Andre The Giant gives it to Paulina in his review

That might just be the best thing I've ever seen - ever. God bless you, R183

Promo @ R183 looked good. I liked Friday’s episode too. And Sloan is really growing on me.

R182 who is that ugly cackling hag in the blue dress?

Meghan DiMera r188

I love this show.

Days is great!

Mac Carey would be turning in his grave if he saw all the queers running around Salem.

r192

well it does seem to come from his DNA

Remember when Paul's grandpa was disgusted that one of his progeny was a homosexual and tried brainwashing him along with making a vector to spread a dangerous virus.

FIND HER!!!

FIND MY WIFE!!!

R186 His name on YT is Andre Epps.

He's hilarious.

r195

I have never thought James R was a great actor and that promo proves it

R192 If Dr. Horton were still on Days, Carlivati would have him running the Horton Center for Wayward Boys out of a few upstairs apartments over his garage. This would show Tom housing and mentoring young men (all 18+ of course) who'd just been released from Salem Youth Authority - with them simply needing a helping hand to reach their full potential. .. Dr. Horton would also have annul reunions with his past success stories who'd collectively be known as "Tom's Boys."

Oh Abe

😂 Colin is the low budget version of Xander Cook.

Xander=butterface

👸 Paulina was born to recreate the role of the wicked Stepmother in the animated adult version of Cinderella. Talia and Chanel as the wicked StepSisters, Sloane as Cinderella, and Eric as the Prince.

R202, for all that is holy, do not post what you just wrote on Twitter.

Mmm Eric with his big cock and lovely nipples out

Kill Paulina!

Chanel is innocent ...... About as innocent as Talia.

And Mama Paulina? Did everyone forget that she came to Salem to turn Horton Square into Priceline City?

Well, the Colin & Talia situation appears to have been resolved.

[italic] The Bakery is Open for Business !

Price Town, not "Priceline City."

I guess no one on the DL wants Mike to return to the show...

Great episode today.

When is anybody going to protest the Emmys for how they've treated our Dee?

R209 Only if it were some NuHotGayDaddyMike with a sexy instaho twunk from Tel Aviv in tow.

Fuck there was some bad acting on today's ep

[quote] I do get a big dick bottom energy from PP

Paulina Price?

[quote] Xander=butterface

Sure, Jan.

[quote] for all that is holy, do not post what you just wrote on Twitter.

Why?

[quote] I have never thought James R

Enough with the initials! We have no idea who you’re referring to half the time.

[quote] Remember when Paul's grandpa was disgusted that one of his progeny was a homosexual and tried brainwashing him along with making a vector to spread a dangerous virus.

No.

R217 Do you know any other James Rs on the show?

[quote] James R

James Reynolds ??? or James Read ??? .. or that that hot actor, James Ryen ??? who's played three different police officers.

Some thoughts:

This really is all Paulina's fault. She tried to cover everything up.

James Reynolds is Laurence Olivier compared to Jackee.

Dan Feuerriegel is really a man of angles. He's shot one way and he looks okay. Shot another and he looks like a mess.

My thought for today…

Instead of hiring a day player to play Abe’s attending physician (Dr. Stinkface must have been unavailable), couldn’t they have given the lines to the always there, but never heard, hot daddy doc, who is ALWAYS at the nurses station? He also plays a cop at the Salem P.D.

Remember the hot uniform cop circa 2010? Dark hair, very masculine…

Did he end up evil or something?

I also enjoyed Dr. Baker!

Peter Porte’s cock. Far right.

r224

Isn't Marlena a medical Dr too? I remember her once serving in the ER during a staff shortage and coming across Hattie Adams recovering from a nose job to look like her

R226 Yes. Psychiatrists are trained medical doctors who simply specialize in psychiatry during residency. This is not the case with psychologists.