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But I guess I’d fuck this guy so hard and often I’d “get 8 UTIs in a year” and develop a treatment. That’s the background his wife (pic not included here for purely sexist purposes) gives in the commercial that I believe displaces the manic and smelly Lume woman as “Most TMI in 30 seconds on TV.”
Ads have reached peak frau, IMO.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 13, 2023 1:47 AM |
Why did he braid his hair in one huge braid at the top?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 12, 2023 6:51 AM |
Why do they still run commercials saying "My partner Spencer" and also "My husband Spencer"??
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 12, 2023 9:53 AM |
Venus razors advertisement includes a cute jingle about pubes.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 12, 2023 10:13 AM |
He looks like he'd bruise like a peach in a basket.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 12, 2023 12:09 PM |
Why do we have so many threads about commercials here? You elderly queens really need to find a new hobby, or just get up out of your Laz-E-Boy recliners and get some fresh air more often. Most of us aren't even aware of these commercials.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 12, 2023 12:20 PM |
I always laugh at that commercial. If she's getting that many UTIs then she needs to learn how to wipe or her husband needs to clean his dick better.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 12, 2023 12:45 PM |
Welllll, there is also the one with the long haired little Gen Z narcissist who plays his keyboards. In-between door dashing, which the commercial lovingly portrays as the cushiest job ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 12, 2023 12:58 PM |
R5 = 40 years old, Purple hair, identifies as pan-non-binary, weighs 290lbs on a 5’6 frame, no education to speak of beyond high school, a 300 FICO score, and lives in a basement with four other people, each identifying as a various pretend species’.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 12, 2023 1:13 PM |
[quote]40 years old
Is that considered young to you?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 12, 2023 2:41 PM |
Is R8 okay? Is there someone we can call to check on him?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 12, 2023 2:51 PM |
I’d say R5, R8 and R9 might all be exhibiting severe symptoms of a UTI. Uqora for all!
(Though I doubt they got it being fucked, Spencer notwithstanding)
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 12, 2023 8:07 PM |
I think the same thing every time I see that commercial ! Girl,that man needs to give you a night off. He looks like he'd love to fuck for hours at a time.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 12, 2023 8:34 PM |
Is Spencer cut or uncut??
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 12, 2023 8:40 PM |
He is almost as good looking as Alexander Skarsgård
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 13, 2023 1:02 AM |
Um, does the wife track his phone cause he clearly is picking up more than a carton of milk when he goes out?
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