Heley Joel Osmtent Turned 35 Today!

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RIP Omar Sharif and Max Von Sydow

He’s kinda a hot bear but his eyes are too small or something.

He seems so damn likable.

Hope nobody chimes in with gossip to prove me wrong

I eat dead people.

He sees dead people, r3

R5, he’s now closer to seeing dead people.

OK, but what about HALEY Joel Osment, OP?

His sister plays the mother of Sheldon's nephew on "Young Sheldon."

It’s Hedley, R7!

You mean she plays Sheldon's sister-in-law?

Adult Haley Joel has always been one of my inexplicable "yeah, I'd fuck him"'s

I see fat people.

r10. No, she's not married to Sheldon's brother. He's just the baby-daddy.

Yes, Mandy McAllister is being played by Emily Osment.

Emily also played Hannah Montana's best friend Lilly in the late 2000s.

Ah, okay. I don't watch the show.

Bear CUB.

I never would have guessed, based on his younger years.

[quote] Heley

Yes?

Is an Osmtent anything like a jism tent?

I see fat fingers typing DL posts

[quote] "I see fat fingers typing DL posts"

I guess it COULD'VE been Osment who started this thread, R19.

He was still cute until the last 2-3 years when he gained a lot of weight. Perhaps during lockdown? Carbs are not your friend, Haley.

[quote]He seems so damn likable. Hope nobody chimes in with gossip to prove me wrong.

I worked with him when he was a child and again as an adult, r3. He's a super sweet and funny guy. Very professional.

[quote] but if you like Nathan Lane, don't ask

What does this mean?

R23, he means if you’re a Nathan Lane fan and don’t want to know about his true persona, don’t ask R22 because he’ll tell you.

is he straight?

did Bruce behave?

[quote]Heley Joel Osmtent

Glad you won that spelling bee back in fifth grade, OP.

Thanks, R24

He’s kinda cute. Hope he had a nice birthday.

I see dead cows. And pigs. And chickens. And fish.

Dead and deep fried.

Wow, so much fuss over a misspelled name.

I see 35 looking 45, high blood pressure, diabetes, and sleep apnea

He’s turning into that guy on Home Improvement.

I see your typical bear.

His sister looks a lot like Jamie Lynn Spears, at first I thought it was her on Young Sheldon.

[quote]Wow, so much fuss over a misspelled name.

It wasn't just 'misspelled.' It was fucking butchered.

And it's the whole topic of the damn thread!

Calm down, r35! Take a deep breath!

It's not that serious!

OP, you had one job....

[quote]By the way, though I like Los Angeles I'm sometimes surprised by what is considered a great view there.

True, and I got it wrong. Did anyone die?

^^You're a mess.

JFC! I Messed up again! Ok, you win, r37, I need help!

I am, r39. 😞

Oh, OP, relax. If you didn't expect to take some ribbing by fucking up two out of the three names of the dude, you're nuts.

It happens, but you're going to be made fun of for it here. It's all in good fun. Now it looks like your latest post showed you're taking it in stride. That's cool and even makes you sexy!

😘😘❤, r42!

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In celebration of his birthday, he should purchase a new belt. Really, you’re a Hollywood star.

It’s not that his eyes are too small….. it’s that his head needs to lose thirty pounds.