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Homosexual Octogenarian Billionaire David Geffen is allegedly getting played by straight, Gay4Pay rough trade

Born David Armstrong in Michigan, he started going by Brandon Foster around the time he moved to Florida in 2014 and began dancing and promoting parties at Miami’s gay clubs including “clothing optional” pool parties “along with plenty of other hot sexy guys.”

On a social media account from the time he frequently flaunted his toned physique in raunchy photos and in post from September 2014 said he was “doing a little camming tonight,” adding he would “put on a good show” for anyone who would pay to access his footage.

Michaels left Florida around 2016 or 2017 for the New York City modeling scene, around which time he also adopted his current name.

A former girlfriend who asked not to be identified said she only knew Michaels to date women.

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So sad, $7B that a gay man busted his ass for might end up with some trashy straight guy and his future basic bitch, fat ass wife. They’ll blow it all on performance enhanced Dodge cars, McMansions, Meth, and tattoos. Disgusting.

Surely DG can’t be this stupid. Does he currently have his wits and memory intact? Prenup?

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by Anonymousreply 151May 17, 2025 1:47 PM

How is he getting played? His "boyfriend" is gay4play and Geffen is paying so the bf is gaying it up.

by Anonymousreply 1April 9, 2023 6:48 PM

NYPost is trash always trying to smear gay people for one reason or another and the jealous nobodies like OP that gladly fuel the flames. The entire cycle is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 2April 9, 2023 6:48 PM
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by Anonymousreply 3April 9, 2023 6:48 PM

R2, in this case, the NY Post is not smearing a gay man. At most, they're smearing a bi guy or a money hungry straight guy.

by Anonymousreply 4April 9, 2023 6:50 PM

GEFFEN IS NOT STUPID. He knows what he married and has protected himself. That said, the new husband looks like complete rough trash AND yes, stupid.

by Anonymousreply 5April 9, 2023 6:50 PM

He knows he is, he just does not care. Also, this has a cool factor that Geffen craves, making him a topic everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 6April 9, 2023 6:50 PM

He's getting his back blown out and his moneys worth.

by Anonymousreply 7April 9, 2023 6:51 PM

If you could afford this you would do the same.

by Anonymousreply 8April 9, 2023 6:52 PM

The beau is overly worked out and not enough body fat, too veiny and won’t age well, roids?

by Anonymousreply 9April 9, 2023 6:53 PM

Must be a magic dick cause his looks are mediocre at best. With all the stunning young men out there,why Geffen picked this one is beyond me.

by Anonymousreply 10April 9, 2023 6:54 PM

Uh a lot of gay men have dated women when they were younger. It doesn't mean they're not gay. Maybe he was in denial

Anyway this guy appeared in some gay porn films so clearly if he's gay or bi he doesn't mind fucking ass

We know what this relationship is about and I'm sure Geffen is not confused either.

by Anonymousreply 11April 9, 2023 6:56 PM

R9, don't worry, he won't be around long enough for Geffen to witness any aging. Geffen's friend Sandy Gallin got married, too. Didn't last, of course.

by Anonymousreply 12April 9, 2023 6:56 PM

David Armstrong > Brandon Foster > Donovan Michaels

The evolution of his name tells you he’s possibly nuts. Allegedly.

by Anonymousreply 13April 9, 2023 6:57 PM

R11 links to pornos?

by Anonymousreply 14April 9, 2023 6:57 PM

I hope Geffen is enjoying what he's paying for.

by Anonymousreply 15April 9, 2023 6:58 PM

Someone posted that a gay man marrying a straight man (gay for pay) demeans and mocks gay marriage. I could not agree more.

by Anonymousreply 16April 9, 2023 6:59 PM

Not that impressive. It’s not billion dollar dick for sure.

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by Anonymousreply 17April 9, 2023 6:59 PM

People don't think Geffen did a complete background check on this guy?

by Anonymousreply 18April 9, 2023 7:01 PM

R10, He doesn't have the pick of all stunning men. Just those who are willing to be the paid help.

He's 80 and doesn't have a good reputation. Also, as someone pointed out, it's probably boring as hell being in his company. Sure, the yacht is probably overwhelming at first but it probably gets old after awhile.

by Anonymousreply 19April 9, 2023 7:02 PM

Ok. Here is a really miserable example of NOT GETTING GOOD VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY.

HAPPY EASTER.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 9, 2023 7:02 PM

Old queen getting played by his BF/husband who's young enough to be his grandson. In other breaking news, water is wet and there are wars in the Middle East. 🥱

by Anonymousreply 21April 9, 2023 7:07 PM

THAT small dick at R18 is what he's paying for ??? He must really throw it like a champ ! Not even fat,looks like a pencil. There goes the cliche that all black men are hung.

by Anonymousreply 22April 9, 2023 7:11 PM

OP- David Geffen's new husband looks TOTALLY GAY.

by Anonymousreply 23April 9, 2023 7:22 PM

Dick is fine, but I'd have way better if I had Geffin's money.

by Anonymousreply 24April 9, 2023 7:23 PM

With Geffen’s money, I could be a much better shopper and get much more bang for my buck. So to speak.

by Anonymousreply 25April 9, 2023 7:25 PM

Multiple aliases, gay for pay, fucking a homely and ancient billionaire. . . there’s a word for such a person:

GRIFTER

by Anonymousreply 26April 9, 2023 7:25 PM

R16, what do you expect when someone gets married and then refuses to acknowledge it publicly? He's hardly worried about the sanctimony of the institution.

by Anonymousreply 27April 9, 2023 7:26 PM

He does have "gay face". And I agree that dick is not something you would shell out for.

by Anonymousreply 28April 9, 2023 7:28 PM

R16- I can tell that black QWEEN is GAY from outer space.

by Anonymousreply 29April 9, 2023 7:28 PM

To R19-Gollum is getting what he deserves; he looks really OLD& Addled and unsteady on his feet.

He does background checks on all his FB's and I'm sure he had someone check out his new Husband. Gollum has fucked over lots of young boys over the years. He can only get the porn bros. Miss Diller got really OLD too, married his Fag Hag years ago(she got 2 kids). Diller has a 12 inch personality so he has something going for him.

by Anonymousreply 30April 9, 2023 7:34 PM

Who is Gollum?

by Anonymousreply 31April 9, 2023 7:38 PM

A lid for every pot- DG has access to the most gorgeous, stunning men on the planet and he picks this guy? This guys rates a solid 3 for me....but again there's a lid for very pot, so.....

by Anonymousreply 32April 9, 2023 7:45 PM

When you're rich, you pretty much have to assume that anyone who is with you is with you for the money.

In some ways, it would almost be a relief if the agreement were out in the open and had clear guidelines.

by Anonymousreply 33April 9, 2023 7:46 PM

If the vids on r17's link won't work for anyone else...

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by Anonymousreply 34April 9, 2023 7:47 PM
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by Anonymousreply 35April 9, 2023 7:47 PM

And yet at the end of the day he chose this gay4pay/bi guy with a wife rather than the white IG twinks and Dy**n G**ck.

by Anonymousreply 36April 9, 2023 7:52 PM

I'm fairly sure the ones who aren't looking for money aren't looking for an 80 year old, R36.

by Anonymousreply 37April 9, 2023 7:54 PM

R36 what's to be proud about when it is a fact that when Geffen was in his prime he wouldn't have gone near the guy he has settled for now?

by Anonymousreply 38April 9, 2023 8:00 PM

I'm not sure why we needed another thread on this subject, since it was discussed at length already, but since people are posting here, I'll just mention (again) that he did exactly TWO gay videos,(for Randy Blue many years ago) where he was a TOTAL trade top (no sucking, rimming, or bottoming.) After that, he was on Chaturbate--and only performed solo or with females.

And, as I keep asking on the other thread -- has ANYONE ever verified that there was actually a marriage, as was claimed in the other thread?

by Anonymousreply 39April 9, 2023 8:10 PM

Geffen is Gollum and Gollum is Geffen

I said on the other thread that Gollum was a mean prick with a chip on his shoulder (my old Boss Harvey said that) and was a "mean, vengeful, vindictive, spiteful ugly man"(I said that).

by Anonymousreply 40April 9, 2023 8:37 PM

R40- Maybe he was permanently NASTY because when he was young NONE of the HOT guys were interested in him.

by Anonymousreply 41April 9, 2023 9:08 PM

[quote]Homosexual Octogenarian Billionaire

It sure beats being a septuagenarian paralegal.

by Anonymousreply 42April 9, 2023 9:14 PM

R42- Trust me on this

I HATE that expression

by Anonymousreply 43April 9, 2023 9:17 PM

It used to speak highly of you.

by Anonymousreply 44April 9, 2023 9:18 PM

The NY Post is just as trashy as The Daily Mail...

by Anonymousreply 45April 9, 2023 9:23 PM

I doubt that RICH OLD QWEEN would marry a porn star.

by Anonymousreply 46April 9, 2023 9:32 PM

Geffen could be the top, you know.

by Anonymousreply 47April 9, 2023 9:33 PM

I have heard that many black men are bi. It is the black guys themselves who claim this, you can check it on youtube. Like DL guys, they just insist on calling themselves straight.

Funny how it is mostly black guys who take care of old dears, Cher, Madonna and Geffen.

by Anonymousreply 48April 9, 2023 9:47 PM

This will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 49April 9, 2023 10:34 PM

LOL!

by Anonymousreply 50April 9, 2023 10:48 PM

[quote]Geffen could be the top, you know.

As was pointed out in the original thread, 30 goes into 80 a hell of a lot more times than 80 goes into 30.

by Anonymousreply 51April 9, 2023 11:27 PM

It’s possible that the two went through a marriage ceremony but aren’t legally married. In almost all states* marriage certificates are public records and you’d think someone would have looked it up. (*I’ve read that in California you can keep a marriage certificate private).

by Anonymousreply 52April 9, 2023 11:51 PM

I'm with r2. NY Post is full of shit

by Anonymousreply 53April 9, 2023 11:57 PM

The NYPost loves to make the gays look messy and mock gay marriage and the gay rights movement as one big funny joke for the straights to laugh at.

It makes sense that this is intentional given their larger stated agenda to target liberals while running cover for fascists.

by Anonymousreply 54April 10, 2023 12:06 AM

As expected, most DL Eldergays thinking that he's gay or 'looks gay'

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by Anonymousreply 55April 10, 2023 12:12 AM

My mysteriously dead kept boy, Jeff, was way hotter than Donovan! Suck it, Geffen!

by Anonymousreply 56April 10, 2023 12:20 AM

r55 I mean he *does* have MAJOR gayface. But so many fem guy who fuck or date men, also proclaim their love for pussy and he seems to only fuck when outside of for money - seems like a bi grifter.

Lots of bi guys arent masc.....

by Anonymousreply 57April 10, 2023 12:21 AM

Gay for pay.

by Anonymousreply 58April 10, 2023 1:01 AM

He worked hard for the money, so hard for it honey, he worked hard for the money.

by Anonymousreply 59April 10, 2023 1:16 AM

This will end in anal tears.

by Anonymousreply 60April 10, 2023 1:38 AM

And Anal warts!!

by Anonymousreply 61April 10, 2023 1:41 AM

no fool like an old fool.

by Anonymousreply 62April 10, 2023 1:44 AM

Uh, I’ve got news for the OP. David Geffen is one of the smartest toughest SOBs in show business. I wouldn’t worry a bit about his being “played”. And if there is a transactional nature to their relationship, well so what? And if you think Geffen is going to be on the short end, I’ve got a unicorn for you to buy.

by Anonymousreply 63April 10, 2023 1:53 AM

R36 doesn't Dylan belong to Michael Cohen?

by Anonymousreply 64April 10, 2023 9:14 AM

money can't buy taste, David Geffen was a trash, is a trash n will always be a trash

by Anonymousreply 65April 10, 2023 10:02 AM

Imagine being a multibillionaire with such rich career in music and film industry and ending with such low life whore who doesn't even have a pretty face. Better to mary an elderly frau.

by Anonymousreply 66April 10, 2023 11:26 AM

The multiple name change is so fucking tacky. Does Geffen have "respectable" friends holiday on his yacht? Imagine trying to pass off this trade.

by Anonymousreply 67April 10, 2023 11:32 AM

Where did he school?

by Anonymousreply 68April 10, 2023 11:45 AM

Did Aunt Ida have better luck fixing up Geffen and his boytoy then she did with Ernie and Gator?

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by Anonymousreply 69April 10, 2023 12:03 PM

#worriedaboutreptilianbillionaires

by Anonymousreply 70April 10, 2023 12:11 PM

He’s obviously not straight. Not sure why there’s this whole smear campaign going on for an old man and his boytoy. Maybe these people are just jealous because they don’t have the $ and skills to get a young hottie.

by Anonymousreply 71April 10, 2023 12:16 PM

R71

*who are minding their business

by Anonymousreply 72April 10, 2023 12:18 PM

He's a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 73April 10, 2023 12:19 PM

This is what I hate about gay friends. You get a come up and good things start happening and your "friends" immediately run to the gossip sites to trash talk you. So much jealousy and zero support in our community. Bitches always lurking in the shadows to tear your down.

by Anonymousreply 74April 10, 2023 12:22 PM

[quote]This is what I hate about gay friends. You get a come up and good things start happening and your "friends" immediately run to the gossip sites to trash talk you. So much jealousy and zero support in our community. Bitches always lurking in the shadows to tear your down.

This is a projection if there ever was one.

by Anonymousreply 75April 10, 2023 12:34 PM

R74 “friends” where?

You think gays are bad? Try straight women.

Geff is a snake, he uses P.I.s and other tactics to silence enemies. He’s no angel 👼

by Anonymousreply 76April 10, 2023 12:39 PM

Try straight men.

by Anonymousreply 77April 10, 2023 12:45 PM

R77 for gossiping? I don’t think so, Mary. Try again.

by Anonymousreply 78April 10, 2023 12:54 PM

You don’t know straight guys^.

by Anonymousreply 79April 10, 2023 1:01 PM

R79 I do and they might repeat something but they let it go. Women and gays harp on shit forever.

by Anonymousreply 80April 10, 2023 1:03 PM

You’re into “gay4pay” porn? ^ Just curious.

by Anonymousreply 81April 10, 2023 1:07 PM

R77- Try straight ACTING men.

by Anonymousreply 82April 10, 2023 1:19 PM

At least that qween Elton has a REAL relationship with David Furnish.

by Anonymousreply 83April 10, 2023 1:21 PM

Which is great^.

by Anonymousreply 84April 10, 2023 1:21 PM

R66-All of those Qweens like Griffen and that old GHOUL Calvin Klein have NO taste in their choice of BOY 👦 TOYS

by Anonymousreply 85April 10, 2023 1:25 PM

Geffen not Griffen- autocorrect fucked it up

by Anonymousreply 86April 10, 2023 1:26 PM

It’s *kween not qween.

by Anonymousreply 87April 10, 2023 1:28 PM

Watching him in videos, I'm not convinced that guy is straight. He acts and speaks gay. He's probably on the dl if he only dates women.

by Anonymousreply 88April 10, 2023 1:52 PM

Mo’ money, Mo’ flames.

Money makes certain gays more femme. This Queen will be decked out in Dior with a dangly ear and a pearl necklace by next year, a blonde dye job is not unfathomable.

by Anonymousreply 89April 10, 2023 1:57 PM

The best part of this is that an 80 year old billionaire doesn't have to give a fuck about what anyone else thinks. Good for him. And all you people are saying you'd pay for more. In all of his years I am sure Geffen HAS paid for more, but found exactly what he wants right now in his life. I hope he gets his wish to get fucked into oblivion, and I hope he leaves every last cent to this kid, who a blind person can see is a grifter, just to make the world's head explode.

by Anonymousreply 90April 10, 2023 2:25 PM

R90 class is dead. You’re a great example of that.

by Anonymousreply 91April 10, 2023 2:28 PM

R74 no one is judging him having a Boy Toy ,hell we envy him that ! We are judging cause hes mediocre ,face and dick wise . Theres got to be a reason Geffen settled .Maybe he's too kinky for other whores,or he has cataracts. Either way,theres MUCH hotter whores out there.

by Anonymousreply 92April 10, 2023 3:05 PM

R92- That cooking queen on the NYT Video Blog thread with the bleach blond hair- he has more curb appeal than the porno skank DG is going steady with.

by Anonymousreply 93April 10, 2023 3:35 PM

r92 You call it settling but he can have and has had every possible combination of beautiful boy he could ever want. They throw themselves at him. So one would assume that there must be more to what's going on with their connection that meets the eye. Maybe he enjoys how mercenary and honest he is about the whole thing.

and r90, I am not sure what world you are living in. People only pretend to care about class when it pertains to how they are treated, but mostly don't give a fuck when it comes to how they treat other people. And your post is a perfect example of that.

by Anonymousreply 94April 10, 2023 3:39 PM

Gay men that date or fool around with these “straight” guys it never ends well. I’ve seen The First 48 enough to know this. Every gay victim is the same: older gay with younger “straight”, and the younger “straight” always tells homicide they didn’t mean to chop the victim up into little pieces, they just meant to rob him. These two could break the mold.

by Anonymousreply 95April 10, 2023 4:01 PM

[quote] [R11] links to pornos?

It's not worth it. He's cute but was so disinterested in the sex that the scenes are a turn-off.

Rest assured Geffen has an ironclad prenup -- if the rumored marriage is even truth.

by Anonymousreply 96April 10, 2023 4:07 PM

The man is 80 years old. As far as I know, he has no one to whom to leave it. So he is enjoying his money and the boys.

This just reminds me a million years ago in the 90s at Bower Bar (B Bar) Geffen and Calvin would be pulling cute boys upstairs into the managers office to party with. They would look down over the floor and hand pick them. He has been doing this shit for decades and has thoroughly enjoyed his life and his money. And in all of those years of innocents and grifters, I am sure protecting himself and his assets is almost second nature . So I really don't think we have to worry about him and just assume that whatever is going on he is in complete control of the situation.

by Anonymousreply 97April 10, 2023 4:19 PM

[quote] Try straight men.

I do, I really do, but as I soon as I succeed they stop being straight!

by Anonymousreply 98April 10, 2023 10:26 PM

Is the fucking he getting worth the fucking he's getting?

by Anonymousreply 99April 11, 2023 2:01 AM

David, if this gets to be a problem, call me. I know a great solution.

by Anonymousreply 100April 11, 2023 2:13 AM

If it makes them happy, good for them. It isn’t anyone’s business.

by Anonymousreply 101April 11, 2023 2:16 AM

R101, then why did he have his Hollywood media pal drop the info online?

by Anonymousreply 102April 11, 2023 2:18 AM

I don’t think anyone on this thread knows what Geffen is doing with his great wealth- other than men… hint: Lincoln Center.

I’m no fan of his, but I sure do respect his success. I have met him a number of times and I knew his great love decades back, Bob Brassel. David did his best to help Bob with his problems and I think what he tried to do did keep Bob out of the gutter. Bob always a dazzling looking guy and just as smart- and also self destructive.

by Anonymousreply 103April 11, 2023 2:23 AM

[quote]and I hope he leaves every last cent to this kid, who a blind person can see is a grifter, just to make the world's head explode.

Geffen wouldn't be an entertainment mogul if he was stupid, he surely took care that the loverboy would be more interested in him being alive and well as long as possible.

He has nieces, older generation of gay men are more prone to leave the fortune to family than to boytoys or even boyfriends, which have always been odd to me (is it some kind of self loathing?), but so did George Michael, Versace, Freddy.

by Anonymousreply 104April 11, 2023 6:56 AM

R74- respect him for what, marry the straight guy? Go find some self-respect bfore u start demanding respect from others

by Anonymousreply 105April 11, 2023 7:00 AM

R104- fuck them then, get all the money while u can, if they hv the money but do not care enought about them to leave them something

by Anonymousreply 106April 11, 2023 7:11 AM

R99- check for urself, he looks like a 12 yr old with the body of a grown muscle guy n he sucks at sex. Is David Geffen a pedo

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by Anonymousreply 107April 11, 2023 7:13 AM

Is it true David Geffen has a legendary cock? Like a third leg?

by Anonymousreply 108April 11, 2023 11:46 AM

Might explain why he's not a size queen.

by Anonymousreply 109April 11, 2023 11:48 AM

I thought that was Diller, R108.

by Anonymousreply 110April 11, 2023 11:50 AM

R108 - Was it? I always thought it was Geffen. Well hell, maybe they're both hung like King Dong.

by Anonymousreply 111April 11, 2023 11:52 AM

Many Happy Returns to the Happy Couple..yet somehow, I can't stop seeing this..

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by Anonymousreply 112April 11, 2023 12:52 PM

Say what you will about David Geffen he's still aging FAR BETTER than that GHOUL

Calvin Klein

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by Anonymousreply 113April 11, 2023 2:10 PM

Calvin has hidden his fortune as jewels, in his cheek implants.

by Anonymousreply 114April 11, 2023 2:32 PM

you only live once.

He worked hard, he should play hard. good for him!

by Anonymousreply 115April 11, 2023 2:34 PM

R115- and get fucked HARD

by Anonymousreply 116April 11, 2023 2:36 PM

To R108...That is Barry Diller, married to the ex-Princess (Fag Hag) Diana Von Furstenberg (now Diller).

It's about 12 inches very hard(if not bigger); and he knows how to fuck. David, small, hard 4 inches, if that much(he's a bottom) Gollum always has been a nasty piece of work. Bitter, vindictive man. Smart though!!

by Anonymousreply 117April 11, 2023 4:32 PM

Pretty sure she’s more lesbian then hag R108. They been each others screen.

by Anonymousreply 118April 11, 2023 5:07 PM

They aren't each others screens R118. I thought it was pretty much common knowledge that Diller is gay but is great friends with DVF and loves her kids and they got married so he could easily leave everything to them. If I know that, it must be common knowledge because I know every little about the man.

by Anonymousreply 119April 11, 2023 6:08 PM

Geffen 101

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by Anonymousreply 120April 11, 2023 6:15 PM

R104, maybe not self-loathing but an acknowledgement that the relationship might not have been all that deep. After all, they're not called boy"toys" for nothing.

by Anonymousreply 121April 11, 2023 11:58 PM

R104 - Blood is thicker than semen.

by Anonymousreply 122April 12, 2023 1:53 AM

Say what you want about Geffen and Klein, but if it wasn't for their money, they'd be two ugly old schmos trying to cop a free feel at the local crowded gay bar on a busy night.

It's the only reason these two old fossils get any attention, because it sure as hell isn't their looks, their decrepit bodies or their effervescent, bubbly personalities.

by Anonymousreply 123April 12, 2023 10:37 PM

They’re 80-100 years old^.

by Anonymousreply 124April 12, 2023 11:47 PM

Even in their respective primes, neither one of them would have been considered even remotely "hot."

by Anonymousreply 125April 12, 2023 11:50 PM

So what.

by Anonymousreply 126April 12, 2023 11:51 PM

I think Geffen was quite cute when young though not hot. The "Jewfro" is now quite dated, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 127April 13, 2023 12:03 AM

R120 ,100% approved by Geffen.

by Anonymousreply 128April 13, 2023 12:09 AM

There's a shirtless picture of Geffen, maybe from Vanity Fair and he looked good. Of course, that was probably 30 years ago. Calvin was attractive when he was younger too.

by Anonymousreply 129April 13, 2023 12:09 AM

Geffen was pleasant looking as was Calvin.

I ran into Calvin socially when I was very young in the 80s and he was attractive. I then worked his fashion shows a few seasons and he was surprisingly pleasant, calm and professional, unlike some other designers of the era.

I think I would have dated or fucked him but I assumed back then he had AIDS. I guess he didn't. Anyway he didn't make a play for me, so whatever.

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by Anonymousreply 130April 13, 2023 1:48 AM

R130, I think he does have the EGGS. I think he just had enough money to keep himself alive at the very beginning of AZT treatments and stuff. I used to work out at David Barton Gym and I would see him just about everyday with his trainer. He was frail, but pleasant. This was about the time he found that porn star boyfriend too (ha! I just remembered he did the same thing as David) and reinvented the kid with plastic surgery to look like the younger version of "plastic surgery Calvin Klein."

Cool thing was Calvin and Marc Jacobs would be working out at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 131April 13, 2023 5:49 AM

R123 Duh...

Money is extremely intoxicating. So is talent.

by Anonymousreply 132April 13, 2023 6:16 PM

Divorce! Who didn’t see this coming?

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by Anonymousreply 133May 17, 2025 1:29 AM

OP- If the black guy standing next to the drage queen is him- he looks GAY FROM OUTER SPACE.

by Anonymousreply 134May 17, 2025 1:35 AM

Geffen is indeed stupid. due to poor parenting as a child.

by Anonymousreply 135May 17, 2025 1:36 AM

R10- Celebrity homos have the WORST taste in young guys. For example Stephen Fry's boytoy is not attractive at all.

That mummified fossil Calvin Klein- his husky-ish boyfriend was decent looking- which is so unusual.

by Anonymousreply 136May 17, 2025 1:37 AM

[quote]Women and gays harp on shit forever.

As someone of both categories I can definitely confirm this.

by Anonymousreply 137May 17, 2025 1:46 AM

[quote] That mummified fossil Calvin Klein- his husky-ish boyfriend was decent looking

The hillbilly whose teeth he paid to get fixed, along with various other cosmetic procedures?

by Anonymousreply 138May 17, 2025 1:50 AM

Gee, if an 80 something billionaire and a 30 something former male hooker can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

by Anonymousreply 139May 17, 2025 1:57 AM

Someone needs to ALERT Sister Geffen that this new suitor is NOT the innocent, wholesome babe-in-the-woods he at first appears to be!

by Anonymousreply 140May 17, 2025 2:13 AM

'm sure Geffen thinks everyone is basically an animal without self-concept

by Anonymousreply 141May 17, 2025 6:54 AM

R136 as opposed to lumpen femcel CAPS Fraus?

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by Anonymousreply 142May 17, 2025 7:42 AM

Why do they even pretend? They're both truly unsympathetic, bordering on grotesque. Barry Diller actually comes off as sympathetic in his "memoir" (thanks to the ghost writer, obviously). Probably only because he beat David Geffen to an imaginary trip wire, or whatever those two quibbled about.

by Anonymousreply 143May 17, 2025 8:13 AM

David Geffen split up Sonny & Cher.

He told Cher that she could do better than Sonny, personally and professionally.

He even went so far as to pretend to be straight to seduce her away from Sonny.

After a couple of years, Cher left Geffen for Gregg Allman.

by Anonymousreply 144May 17, 2025 8:25 AM

A key first date question from Geffen could be, “Do you know what song was written about me?”

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by Anonymousreply 145May 17, 2025 9:34 AM

I guess this guy is about to find out why Jarec Wentworth is so scared of Geffen

by Anonymousreply 146May 17, 2025 10:02 AM

R146 Okay. Spill the tea on Jarec and Geffen.

by Anonymousreply 147May 17, 2025 12:11 PM

r147 Apologies, I mis-remembered. It wasn't Wentworth. But it came out during Wentworth's trial that Justin Matthews had dental work and was refusing to say who paid for it because he feared for his safety if he revealed the name. Eventually he admitted it was Geffen.

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by Anonymousreply 148May 17, 2025 1:09 PM

No, R138. The current one, Kevin Baker.

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by Anonymousreply 149May 17, 2025 1:32 PM

Give it up, R6.

Geffen didn’t care about being “cool”.

He just wanted to get plowed by a young, hot straight dude, as is the same fantasy shared by many elder gays who can afford to pay for that, along with those who cannot.

Geffen is the gay version of Bill Belichick.

Yes, they know they’re absolute fools and that people mock them, but don’t care, because the bottom line is that they’re terrified of death, and assuage those fears with nubile flesh.

Story as old as time.

by Anonymousreply 150May 17, 2025 1:43 PM

“I love you Dad, I mean David!” “IT’S NOT FUNNY!”

by Anonymousreply 151May 17, 2025 1:47 PM
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