Male Passenger strips naked at JetBlue gate at JFK

Is this a thing now? Some crazy lady did the same thing a few weeks ago in Rochester.

Yes this is now a thing!

Looks fat with moobs.

I like the barking dog. Seems appropriate.

underwhelming

Momma's mussy is smoking like cold landing gear on a hot tarmac after a Friday red-eye .

Have you been through security at any mid-sized or larger airport recently? I did not amuse TSA earlier this week when I told them on my next flight I was going to show up in my jammies and slippers because there wasn't much point in getting dressed if I had to take nearly everything off to be scanned and patted down.

They weren’t amused, R7, because Spring Break was weeks ago. What you proposed would be like leading white after Labor Day

I'm surprised that this doesn't happen 6, 8 times a day.

They don't tell you in advance what to take off. The pair of shoes you wore through many airport detectors without incident are suspect at another airport. You take off your belt because it's always a potential problem then have to put it in a separate tray. And your phone 8n a separate tray. And your carry on. And your coat in yet another. And your coins in wallet in another. (FFS a tray full of coins, wallet, mobile, keys, belt is entirely easy to read through the scanner. Nothing ambiguous about any of those things.) Then as you are about to place your laptop in a sixth tray, they tell you not to bother as if you should know that - when the instructions a few feet away saw laptops must be in their own tray with nothing else. And if they find anything suspect on the scanner it's a big ducking ordeal as if they don't do this hundreds of times each day.

Half the staff don't care or are pleasant, the other half get off on bossing people around like a game of Simon Says but with an armed Simon.

There's hardly a time I go through airport security where I don't hear someone offering to strip naked if it will satisfy the guards.

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It would be one thing (but still inexcusable) if this happened on the way through security and he was having some kind of meltdown in frustration, but he appears to be at his gate, so he already made it through security?

Maybe he realized his clothes were infested with ants.

Airport security theater is absurd, R8. I understand that real security costs money, and it's money that would be spent/invested in human beings rather than machines, so there would be fewer opportunities for technology companies to grift $billions from TSA.

Meth, I blame meth.

Maybe they threatened to strip search him and he thought he'd save them the bother!

I hate airports. The last couple of times I've flown has been post covid and the airports are woefully understaffed. I queued at security for a ridiculous length of time.

Once again, he'd already gone through security and was at the gate.

Naked passengers get to board first.

he's a cutie

And then what? Did security come and arrest him? If he’d taken a bow and dressed him sow and sat down with a newspaper, he’d have been allowed on an airplane. Because he passed through security, he was good to go!

I want my gin & tonic!

I assume he’s a millennial or younger. Good to see that the younger generations are so uninhibited.

and unhinged R21

[quote] I did not amuse TSA earlier this week when I told them on my next flight I was going to show up in my jammies and slippers because there wasn't much point in getting dressed if I had to take nearly everything off to be scanned and patted down.

I'm sure I speak for everyone here when i say that we're all surprised they did not titter appreciatively at your saucy minxiness!

Flying these days can bring out the worst in anyone.

That was fabulous R20. The WAILING! It was like Nathan Lane in the Birdcage.

He has Japanese genitals,