Tom Daley and DLB welcome 'surprise' baby

Surprise baby? Did it come because of surprise anal?

A surprise to the press and public, not to the couple, one hopes.

OP, the linked article says the "surprise" baby is their second [italic] son[/italic]. They named a boy "Phoenix Rose"?

[quote]Can't have been that much of a surprise.

Indeed.

Is that picture at OP recent? The guy on the left looks like a horse face made of silly putty. And the guy on the right looks like he's pumped with fillers and has been tweezed to death.

I hope the surprise baby isn't biologically related to them.

Oh he's looked like that for the past 20 years R4.

At some point in the very near future, his rubber face will slide off and fall on the ground.

Dustin’s old enough to be the kids grandfather. Congrats! What a couple of weirdos!!

Pregnancy can be rough on the body, R4.

@r1, "Surprise baby? Did it come because of surprise anal? "

Where else do you think surprise butt-babies come from? 🤔

R4 Well, considering their looks are a product of tweezing and filling, the kid still has a chance.

That’s a stripper name.

Hopefully, the sperm from the mix came from Tom.

I will also echo: Phoneix? Very hick.

Phoenix Rose is what Las Vegas is all about, R10!

Another child deliberately deprived of a mother.

Look I like a good troll but the crude and overt homophobia of R13 is beyond the pale.

Keep the homophobic comments subtle and the product of internalized homophobia only!

Why do these men only ever have boys?

R15 who are "these men?"

Who are you referring to? Which men?

Phoenix Rose for a boy? Okay….

Disgusting that he keeps BUYING babies just cause he's rich. Miserable gay-voiced fag 🤦🏻

R13 Agreed R15 Ikr?

PS: Why won't they just ADOPT? 🤮

Yeah, cos adoption is so easy, R19!

Tom's eyes look so dead inside. They are so fake. Everything they do is performative. I just imagine couples who make themselves into a public brand hide some darkness behind closed doors.

R20 For them, yes. See how easily they BUY babies? Have no reason to think it'd be any different

Technologically these rich gay couples can raise kids better coz they have money to send kids to the best school,their kids can be 'global citizens '

I hate to say this, but I think they only have male children because they don't think female children are deserving of their inheritance. I think that's why most of them have kids, to have someone to leave their money to. Very cold situation.

Tom looks like a windup Ken doll. He's been performing for the public since he was a kid and thus can't be authentic. I think he may have fallen for DLB at first but they fell out of it. Now they are still together for the publicity and branding. The kids they keep having are part of that "happy marriage" package they are selling. A lot of people in the entertainment industry have to keep themselves relevant. That's how they make money and Tom is aware he can't be a diver forever. It's all cynical.

Dustin looks eerily like Sean Cody's Blake in OP's photo.

Awww the baby doesn’t even have to change his name when they t***s it. 🥰 They were just thinking ahead!

I hope the child has a nice nanny. If he's lucky, he won't see too much of Tom and Lady Lance Black.

I thought Dustin was too old to get preggers.

Does "surprise" mean "miracle"?

Official adoption is really hard, R22, unless you go international, though that is fraught with risks and ethical issues. There are almost no white babies up for adoption and authorities are very unwilling to allow cross-ethnic adoptions.

Phoenix Rose is a BOY?

Didn't they have the first one about the time where Tom was found slutting around with online guys? Was the marriage on the rails again?

Their kids call Tom 'Daddy' and Dustin 'Father Time'.

Not "Gollum"?

Oh shit I just assumed when I saw the name Phoenix Rose it was a girl. I guess nobody knows for sure these days anyway. Phoenix Rose (they/them)

No doubt named after the Arizona city's famous brown rose.

Are we sure it's a boy? That's a crazy name.

Let’s hope Dustin’s sons don’t grow up and assault women like their Daddy did.

So they hired a womb a and trafficked a baby through it via a purchased egg.

I am wondering if these slebs who buy children like this ever wonder if the kids might grow up resenting them for denying them knowledge of a biological parent.

The same goes for hetero couples who traffic babies like this by the way. Surrogacy is illegal in many countries for this reason.

A gendered baby and not a “not assigned a gender at birth” theyby? What year are these fags living in? Don’t they know the only acceptable accessory right now is a genderless blob?

Every post in this thread is hysterical; those 2 sure bring out the best in Datalounge.

I can't imagine how Tom will be when he grows to be middle-aged. I hope he's saving up once he gets too old to dive and his looks fade, he won't have much of a public career. Maybe he'll be a sports commentator? Also DLB once he grows old and senile will need to be cared for. These boys will have one father in a nursing home once they reach their 30s.

He already retired. They’re relocating to the US now. Tom’s ‘career’ is shilling knitwear through his company that’s on the verge of collapse and modelling ludicrous fashions. He always wanted to be a celebrity but he’s got no descernable talents for it.

R43 There’s always OnlyFans.

Did DLB have his sex pics removed from the internet?

Tom is also part of this ridiculous trend of having men in ads for makeup.

This is stunt advertising at its lowest.

Why is it a "stunt" to hire a very famous and attractive man to advertise makeup since many young men are buying makeup.

Not a fan of them, but I sure love how MAD they make all these fags and frauds.

Also, no one wants a girl, unless they hate themselves. Sorry.

Also, any cow can be a 'mother'. It takes patience and good sense to be a good parent, and gay men are much better at that than some hapless lady. Sorry.

Another kid to dump at Granny's house when they wanna go clubbing.

Yay!!

Do these kids have British or American citizenship??

Phoenix Rose Black Daley is not a pleasant name

Phoenix Rose? What's its pronouns?

Robbie Ray and Phoenix Rose.

They sound like an inbred couple in a trailer park.

[quote]PS: Why won't they just ADOPT? 🤮

Adopt, don’t shop!!

It was a surprise baby because they didn’t use protection or Tom forgot to pull out in time.

They robbed that name from Our Phoenix, thieving cock-gobbling set o bastards ye!

The only protection they were using was probably PrEP. People have to be reminded over and over again that PrEP doesn’t prevent everything. It only protects against HIV, it DOESN’T protect against STDs or pregnancy. When will people learn?

R10 - something wrong with STRIPPIN'?

I wonder if they know who is the biological father of each child and whether they have ensured each fathered one?

Actually, they copycatted Paris Hilton - her new baby is named Phoenix.

[quote]I wonder if they know who is the biological father of each child and whether they have ensured each fathered one?

Wouldn’t it be them or did they use random sperm from a sperm bank?

R62 have you lost oxygen???

I meant which of the two of them is the biological father of each son r62

R32, yes, it was reported in 2017 that Tom had an 18-month affair with 6 foot 6 male model Edward William while DLB was away:

I see "gender fluid" in this baby's future. Fits Daley's message who has jumped the shark long ago. But more importantly, you can always "Yes, Rose..." him.

Tom cheated on his grandfather? I mean his husband. lol Shocking!!!

R67 it’s not cheating if they’re allowed to fuck whoever whenever.

R62 Ehm, 2 men can't spawn a child, so the mother is some random woman they must've picked off a catalogue based on I don't know which criteria (poor? ghewd-lewking?), while the father is one of them. People speculate Tom for both kids, cause the other one lewks like a plastic horse

Shouldn't that be "pewr" instead of "poor", or is "-oo-" only converted to "-ew-" if it's a positive thing, like ghewd-lewking?

R70 True. My bad

Tom has gay face from outed space #thatevenrhymed

R72 Sorry, outeR (but outeD space also sounds ghewd 🤣)

I still 😍🤪 Tom. If only he were MY boyfriend!

Not unless you’re 50, have a shell of a career and you’re unstable mentally R74

Tom only likes men who are old enough to be his great grandfather.

Thanks for the shit name!

Every time I see Tom Daley in the past few years I think to myself that's he's incrementally ruined his life. Trapped together with 50 year old ex-porn star DLB and an ever growing list of kids.

Daley is just about to turn 29 and his life is essentially just going to be this now. He never had time to be a young gay man and enjoy himself and grow into whoever he was going to be. Always with the lecherous DLB right there in the background. It's all going to blow up in the next few years and it won't go well. Who could blame Daley.

They both have an “uncanny valley” thing going on…

Oh please. Everyone knows that they both get extra dick on the side. They aren’t loyal to each other.

Does Tom pay for Lance's rentboys?

I hope they washed that kid off because we are concerned about what hole that "surprise" baby fell out of.

r79 Valley?

"Here Mom"

I assume the bile is coming from women, there’s nothing like a discussion about surrogacy to bring out women’s homophobia.

Unlike the straights who need to procreate and care for shitty kids, gays can have sex whenever they want.

Unlike the straights who need to procreate and care for shitty kids, gays can have sex whenever they want.

R86 r87 You got so excited you posted it twice

R86, agreed. Gays don't need to care for shitty kids or procreate. It can all be outsourced.

R89 Which is why I side eye any gay that chooses to be weighed down by brats as if it’s some kind of biological imperative. They’re nothing but Fraus in Gays’ clothing.

How the fuck old will Dusty Dustin be when Rose graduates high school? He’ll be in a wheelchair by then. Sick bastards.

I can't stand either of these dickheads and I hate how, at least in the UK, they're held up as a good example of a gay couple.

R92 well aren't you a delight.

Why is a diver such a celeb anyway. It's not like an actor or singer, or even a footballer who is constantly competing. Tom only has big competitions every few years.

R93 My comment was moderate compared to most of the ones here to be honest! I stand by it, though. They're all for show, rather than just getting on with their lives out of the spotlight.

Does she match their shoes?

What are they gonna do for money now they’re living in L.A? The sweater company has tanked and nobody cares about Dustin’s dreary biopics.

They'll hang out wth Harry and Meghan, and talk non-stop about the struggles of being 'famous' and 'parenting' and think that they have 'finally' arrived! meanwhile their own mothers and the nannies do everything.

So much homophobia and self-hatred in this thread. I know bitches gonna be bitches and it is DL.

I congratulate Tom & DLB on the birth of their second son.

R99 Which one gave birth to him tho? 🤔

Dustin’s been through menopause so Tom had the baby.

They are never with their first child. I’ve never known someone have more free time, Tom acts like he doesn’t have a child. Are they taking his mum out to the US with them? Cos it seems like she’s been the one raising Robbie.

r102 I thought theyd both been keeping a lower profile in recent years and thus WERE spending time with their first child Robert privately?

Oh Christ, another attention-whoring Brit comes to LA

Tom's bussy is still extra fertile

Where is their money coming from these days?

*Knitted bussy R105.

I wonder if he's done a pattern for it?

R106 Tom sells his personal life on a 11€ a month Patreon account, so I guess that’s why their profile is lower now R103. He gets sponsorships to be seen wearing fashions, and a cosmetics partnership with Rimmel. The sweater company is about to get bankrupted. DLB has writing credits on a Netflix movie expected this year. He never got left alone with their first baby so no way they’ll leave him with two.

I guess Tom didn’t know that he was pregnant.

[quote] They named a boy "Phoenix Rose"?

I’m case it wants to transition.

R1, that's brilliantly hilarious! Thanks for the much needed laugh.

How is Tom's mother doing with the extra diapers?