Jack Grealish, part 26: (Sexual) Obsession Punishment Retardo

E's a ore E is!

Did you see the game, today, mate? E ran down the field the same way E runs down the gents in the ole' locker room, mate!

Eye eard he fancys the Dutchess of Markle. More likely the Prince, if you ask me, mate!

Eye live rent free in the East End, mate, in your rear end, mate!

Super Jack!

And his shorts seem to get tighter and tighter as we get closer to the end of the season.

go off OP with my blessing *smooches*

since yesterday he's giving me the full Ick. Jack is only likeable when flopping or doing something silly and slutty. Couldn't care less about him girlbossing tbh!!!!! cba with an egocentric man doing well it's pure pure VILE

shall probs be back when he fucks up again (inevitably within a few weeks or months, just watch) so for now you take over, keep me seat warm since you seem so keen yeah babes? xxxxx

^besides we've got another younger cuter more talented Brummy waiting in the wings ready to become a Stah so idc lol

It's hard to run around carrying alla that..

OP, I for one am glad we're in Pr*metime as it means that that wretched parasite who writes the Jack Grealish threads won't be around for a while. She also fills up threads about sex and relationships with long posts despite never having had sex. Her latest obsession is getting into a polyamorous relationship - good luck with that, toots.

Poor OP seems to be struggling to understand the difference between British regional dialects.

You want the West Midlands for this, my love, not the South...

I follow and sometimes post in the Grealish threads because he's dumb sexy eye candy. I certainly don't think he and Jordan Henderson are secret lovers. Those posts imagining they are can be quite cringe. Anyway here's something from the Jack Grealish Legs Instagram.

These threads are so embarrassing. They're always just the same mentally ill poster replying to themselves in a dialect no-one British would recognise.

You think threads is mentally ill?

HA! Jack is on American television today - Saturday April 8 - at 12:30 p.m. EST.

NBC!!!

Hopefully we will have the great British announcers talking about Jack scampering down the field. And hopefully Haaland will be back in fine form today.

HA! Jack scored a goal today...and had an assist on one of Erling's two goals! Erling jump into the air and kicked his legs over his head to score! And then he rolled into a yoga position and did a zen pose.

Most excellent victory for the blues!

I wonder where Erling learned to get his ankles way above his head like that? Or do I.........

Jack in best form since joining Man City.

this Barbie doesn't know what an encyclopedia is

Did Jack fart today? Are you going to post another thread on it?

I saw the game yesterday - having never seen him play before - and I’m impressed. I only knew him from DL so I was surprised to see he is actually an impressive player. The hair piece is absurd - but he clearly has legitimate skills. I now am less annoyed by the abundance of these threads.

Yes I too noticed the wig and am now more impressed the troll. Over 20 threads isn't freakish at all.

R17/R20 yes, all credit where it's due, he's having a very good month...after an awful 18 months.

Now that City are this close to securing their Prem trophy (again...ugh), he'll probably be magic between now and the end of the season in 2 months, then take his customary druggie wavey summer off and come back in September a fucking wreck again as per. One thing Jacky is not known for is consistent workrate or 24/7 professionalism.

When he does find form & focus he is truly something special, but he's never been able to hang onto it for long, whether that's for physical or psychological or pill-popping reasons. Also, arguably all that has given him a chance to cook these last few fixtures is a lifting of pressure and the absence of Cancelo--he feels more secure as a nailed-on starter so he feels confident to try. When Erling leaves, Jack's almost certainly going to wobble and maybe even fall off again, just watch.

You know what they say--form is temporary, class is permanent. Cf. he had a hot ass but he couldn't live forever.

What an amazing story. He chased a ball down a field like a dog. I must make sure everyone knows about it.

Most people enjoy flexible happy-go-lucky sluts even if they do have inane careers.

Jack speaks very highly of you. Just kidding, he doesn't know you and never will.

[quote] I wonder where Erling learned to get his ankles way above his head like that? Or do I.........

Jack's the best in the business, been spreading himself around and offering himself to men since he was young.

If Erling's adopting some of Jack's moveset, though--who's hitting that? Because there's no way it's Jack, that boy is a bottom. Perhaps Jude?

Jack's finally learned a big word he can spell! Well done, baby, full sentences next!

It was the easier American variant, but still, a point is a point and we musn't pick nits and dent his confidence.

According to stattos, Jack is officially the Champions' League's most 'dangerous' player in his zone/position on the pitch...

'Dangerous' is right. If we count man-eating incubi as a danger. No player is getting down the left channel of Man City's side of the pitch without significant risk of seduction.

lesbian

R29 lol who Jack?

He does like a pussy dive from time to time, but offer him a cock and he'll hop straight on no messing like it's the Magic Roundabout. So probably not an accurate assessment.

The shorts have to be illegal and against dress code by this point. Those are customised Vicky's Secret I know it.

R30- he looks like a women n only lesbians would be attracted to him

Jack in heat?

Saturday at 12:30 p.m. EDST on NBC!!!!

Get your sniper rifle ready!!!

R33 that was his sexy post Euros victory summer bender, Jack was feeling himself then ;D

Probably going to be the same story this summer if/when City take the Prem. Doesn't help that Erling has him dickmatized, Jacky's been spoiled with a daily pounding from young Viking cock for too many months, and going a long break without it might send him into desperate fits...

Probably the same story from the obsessed Jack Grealish troll. Another desperate fit...

R34 yes, that's the Leicester fixture--the coda to Jack's debutante performance in a Man City #10 shirt last season.

Also, it's a game in which he takes on dear friend & sister & fellow England teammate James Maddison, so that's never easy.

I'm hoping for another goal from Jack tomorrow!

I'm hoping you stick a gun in your mouth.

^someone who makes death wishes and death threats toward others is much more of a concern and a danger than a mere fan poster. Abeg you seek help brother.

^FUCK YOU TROLL

Looks so right and so comfy planted on his back or his arse, being so good waiting to be railed :)

Less than 90 minutes!!!

R44 hope you enjoy watching our prettyboy! He'll be starting of course, alongside his favourite cocks KDB, Haaland, Dias and Rodri

Alas I can't tune in, my local non-league team are playing at the same time and they need the support more than City or Foxes do. I may look up the scoreline or glance at socials now and then at halftime...

Though perhaps City do actually need the eyeballs and bums on seats that badly. This game isn't even sold out...embarazzing. They don't call it the Emptihad for nothing. Half the reason they bought Jack is to get people to watch or attend games for the eye candy lol

Stones scored so already an early chance for Jack to get some time for a team celebratory hugging session.

Ah.....Jack didn't score a goal - but he played very well....scampering about, as the announcer said.

After he tripped one opposing player, Jack kindly helped the fellow by pulling him up by his hips and pressing into the man's backside.

The announcer also let us know that Jack was at the Elton John concert on Wednesday and that Sir Elton had called him out from the stage.....so the other announcer began to call Jack - Rocket Man.

Since the score was 3-0 in favor of Manchester - Erling and Jack were both pulled off, so to speak, in the second half.

Happy as a pig in shit surrounded by the strong big hard sweaty bodies of his lads...

R46 good for Stonesy, defenders don’t get on the scoresheet or get their moment in the sun very often, so he’s buzzing I’m sure.

Hopefully his man (Jordan, Pickford not Henderson) has a nice reward in store, for after the post-match brouhaha and after whatever Jack has to offer by way of congratulation (his arse in some form). Stonesford are a deeply nauseating couple when it comes to PDA.

Speaking of a pig in shit.

New haircut for Jack.

^perhaps R29/posho is actually onto something, because a shaved side with a flip like that is a decidedly classic butchcore haircut (and a silly one for a femme like Jack to have)

A new Man City fashion shoot for Spring just dropped as well, and oh my days is it a clunker.

Frau cardigans? Wife beaters? 80s grid print? Wanna rip my own eyeballs out. These are sexy rich young men, why the fuck are they dressing like this?

Even Jack looks awful, though his Puma zip track jacket is pretty cute I suppose. Putting a beanie on him and dressing him like a roadman should be classed as a hatecrime against girls & gay.

When are you going to kill him?

Shameless hussy.

Some fresh video arse content for the lovely hun on the last thread who was requesting more. Mwah!

Oh my those clothes are terrible!

Thanks for the short vid though.....Erling and Jack on the move.

No-one worth so much money has ever looked more like bi fuckboy trade

It's causing me pain and envy and misgiving to post Jack pics and will do until the international break (fucking Man City rats) but yenno. That gorgeous lower body demands attention and it will not be denied.

^^^^^

Jack should really try to cool it off with Haaland a bit, if he doesn't want something serious and exclusive. Because right now Erling is acting possessive and looking very all in. That's a man who wants the whole package.

So we could end up seeing a scrap for Jack's fair and sticky hand before long...

In action for the draw vs. Bayern

A couple of weeks ago after FA Cup semi final Jack made a rather saucy appearance.

I was watching the evening news the other week and in the sports segment, they mentioned his name and showed vision of a goal or something and I thought of you bitches in this thread!

He is very hot and slutty. I like him.

I mean look at this. What a hussy. It's from the Tatler link in R64.

In case anyone needs a quick zoom in. Very slutty.

When are you going to kill Jack? You have been trolling him FOR YEARS. Aren't you tired of being a piece of shit? Kill him and yourself. End it.

Jack is on CBS right now looking grand in his red and black uni.

MC is down by one goal against Madrid. Our Jack is getting a lot of grief from the opposing players and he finally got knocked down and socked the guy who did it right in the balls with his fist......

FIST FUCK ME JACK! FUCK ME!

FIST FUCK ME JACK! FUCK ME!

FUCK ME!