Harper Beckham is 11 and still rotund

OP, what are you on about?? She looks like a normal sized 11 year old. Jesus.

Is she the only daughter? I wonder what her relationship is with her mother ?

Too many biscuits for her.

R1 = 300lb frau

Did Vikki really birth four babies or did she use a surrogate?

Yeah, OP, just you bully little 11 year girls online.

She's a cute, normal kid, you weirdo

r4 try again

[QUOTE] Is she the only daughter? I wonder what her relationship is with her mother?

Strained. We know Victoria was desperate for a Bella Hadid or a Kaia Gerber and instead she got a lardette. Burberry signed Romeo when he was 10-years-old but no model agency wants hefty Harper.

How does anyone know her height and weight?

Anyway, she has plenty of time to shake off the puppy fat before it’s too late.

Leave the girl alone, OP. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Her arms are nearly as big as David's!

OP googles the height and weight of an 11-year-old girl and then starts a thread about her on a gay forum.

Pathetic.

Sorry, but even on DL, I draw the line at mocking a child's weight.

Vickie’s going to get her on Ozempic stat.

She looks huge here. Four inches shorter than her mother but twice as wide!

[QUOTE] Sorry, but even on DL, I draw the line at mocking a child's weight.

Then you shouldn't be on DL. You're clearly an obese lesbian if you think that kid is a normal size.

Her mother has an eating disorder.

[QUOTE] Vickie’s going to get her on Ozempic stat.

Plus buccal fat removal for her 18th birthday.

"She weighs over 140lbs "

Vicki just threw-up her daily lettuce leaf 🤮

Harper takes after her aunts...

She's in the same club as fat North West and gigantic Blue Ivy.

Those aunts are huge. Beckham got all the looks in that family.

I'm actually happy for Harper, growing up in a family who's obsessed with their public image she said, "Fuck it, I'm going to be fat and happy". Good for her

OP pictured here is an expert on rotund.

Harper is a normal child, leave her alone...

She's forced to eat two dinners every night -- hers and Posh's.

Is the OP worrying about the weight and height of an 11 year old little girl? That little girl's body is none of your fucking business. You sound like a sick fuck...Go get your head checked peado!

I still think she's the best looking of the four Beckham children.

Wow, what a piece of shit you must be, OP.

Get therapy.

R17, just because I think it's gauche, even for DL, to pick on a fat kid, doesn't mean I can't cunt with the best of you. Okay, cunt?

And I didn't even look at the picture, because I don't care.

And no, I'm not an obese lesbian.

She's cute.

OP, you're picking on an eleven-year-old. Not a good look.

Everyone, FF OP as a troll.

The only reason we're seeing an 11-year-old girl trying to, yk, grow up, is bc of her famewhore parents.

What took you so long to post R35? Was the short bus running behind schedule?

She's rich and you're not OP, deal with it.

[QUOTE] Go get your head checked peado

Oh, dear.

So many boring, politically correct, morbidly obese lesbians on this thread. I bet you fat fucks all have rescue dogs/cats.

R38, your double digit IQ is showing.

R38 thinks wit and edgy means mocking children over their weight, and thinks only fat people rescue animals. R39, I think you're being generous.

R40 does not belong on Datalounge.

Actually, R41, it's OP who shouldn't be, as enough Dataloungers here have expressed the same level of disgust.

And who the fuck are you to say who should be on DL or not?

R42 is a Klan Granny.

R43, if that's the best uou can do, it's YOU who shouldn't be on DL. You're an unclever cunt.

DL is all about cunty comments and the fat children of multimillionaires are certainly not exempt.

R45 types fat herself.

Whoever the contentious being is that you guys are arguing with - the idiot at R38 R41 R43 and R45 - I already have them on ignore from other apparent abhorrent behaviors. Maybe y'all should do the same.

R47, she's definitely an idiot.

Unlike Americans, Europeans don’t have garbage disposals. So the Beckhams have a Harper.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Did we ever find out what is wrong with Archie Windsor?

Girls gain a couple lbs before menstruation starts. She's prepubescent.

She's been fat since she was five.

Her fat arms! Vicky must despair.

Vain parents tend to forget their children will have their genes. Victoria has long been suspected of having an eating disorder, and Harper’s frame reveals why.

Vic was curvy with big boobs and booty. She looked like a Greek or Southern Italian girl before her plastic surgery and eating disorders. She was actually more attractive with the weight than without. Here's a pic of her pre-Spice Girls with her cutie ex-fiancee.

OP is a truly horrible human being. I normally feel somewhat sorry for emotionally damaged people but don’t give a fuck about what kind of trauma fucked OP up.

Also, DL queens need to leave little celeb kids alone. Some of you all were mean to Blue Ivy and North West when they were babies. As well as Jaden, Willow and Rocco before they turned into adults. It's pathetic. Bash their parents and maybe adult kids. But not minors.

She had her boobs and figure when she got with Beckham. So did the eating disorders start sometime in the later 90s and early 2000s?

[quote] Vain parents tend to forget their children will have their genes. Victoria has long been suspected of having an eating disorder, and Harper’s frame reveals why.

Yes. Romeo looks exactly like how she used to look before she carved up her face. And it's ironic now that Romeo is considered the most attractive of her kids.

@r54, The kid looks like the only happy, well-adjusted member of that family

Gross thread, even for DL. She looks like a normal kid. Actually seems like she's being raised right. She still looks/acts like a kid unlike most celeb children

Vicky was never as hefty as Harper. At her biggest she was maybe 120 lbs at 5ft 4 and went down to 105 lbs.

[QUOTE] Some of you all were mean to Blue Ivy and North West when they were babies

We're still mean to them, you fat cunt. North is a complete mess these days with Kanye's gross heavy face.

@r63, See r21 for the Beckham women who Harper takes after. That girl is all Beckham

Fact: The reason people can make fun of Harper is because her parents served her up on a platter at a young age.

Just as an example, I didn’t realize how ugly Jack Quaid is until he was an established actor. His parents (Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid) didn’t pimp him out for publicity.

R56 very cute couple. Victoria is adorable there, you're right.

Nepotism definitely is more blatant and in your face now. Did people in the past before the web know Nicolas Cage was a Coppola or all of the Fondas were related? I imagine many people didn't know because unless they read articles, tabloids or bought fan books, it probably wouldn't have crossed many people's minds. Also many benefactors of nepotism changed their names to avoid association. Now there's no stigma or shame since celeb parents push their kids in the spotlight while they are in diapers.

R16, Victoria looks angry and disgruntled in this pic

My mom has been fat as long as I can remember. She's also a fucking psycho and one of those women that hates other women, this includes her daughter/my sister.

My sister struggled with anorexia in her teens and twenties. I suspect that it was caused in part due to trying to be the opposite of what our mother is. I wonder if the same thing is going on with Harper

Harps will be a Lioness in 10 years, no doubt in my mind. All while her useless brothers mooch off their influencer wives.

Then try and talk about 'fat' and 'spare' and 'disappointing daughter'.

Victoria is a middle-aged British woman who has internalized misogyny. For all the "girl power" mantra sung by the Spice Girls. She doesn't embody any of those ideals. Married to a man who supposedly cheats on her and having to depend on him financially for her failing fashion line. Her plastic surgeryabf eating disorder which she looks more and more unrecognizable from her young days. Constantly using her children to live vicariously through by putting them in fashion magazines and on runways. The sons aren't going to care but her daughter naturally will look up to her mother and want to emulate her.

[quote] Her daughter naturally will look up to her mother and want to emulate her.

It's well-documented that Harper prefers and idolises David. Proper Daddy's girl. And seemingly, she is David's favourite.

R73 That's good. David seems like a good father.

A lot of daddy’s girls are lipstick lesbians

R75 most Dads dream of a lesbian daughter. Never having to worry about boys hounding and groping and breaking the heart of their little girl.

I never heard of daddy's girls being lesbians. But it's good for daughters to be close their fathers. I think bad relationships with mothers has a worse impact on sons. I've never met a man with mommy issues who wasn't mentally unstable. I guess Freud had a point.

^seems a fair observation, tracks ime.

Am a daughter with a poor relationship with my dad as an adult, with our communication breaking down from my adolescence—though I was a daddy’s girl as a kid—and I am utterly fucked up by it (among other things). So there’s probably some credence to the theory.

[QUOTE] Harps will be a Lioness in 10 years, no doubt in my mind.

She's shown zero aptitude for football and wouldn't be so overweight and wobbly if she was playing sport regularly.

Harper is much more likely to be a useless parasite than Romeo, who's already earned a lot through modelling for Burberry since he was ten and now plays football professionally in Miami. What is Harper going to do?

At 11 Harper is on the brink of or in the midst of puberty. Weight gain is normal. Girls frequently start putting on weight before gaining height which results in this baby fat effect.

^ Then she started puberty at 2

Genuinely hope that none of you end up with daughters, via surrogacy or otherwise. Because no girl deserves to grow up with a father so judgemental and exacting.

The Beckham kids seem alright. You don't hear any awful stories about them. I think it's the neurotic Victoria trying to make them happen in the entertainment industry, she can't accept they aren't talented enough for that. While David just has them play sports which is way better for their self-esteem and they at least learn teamwork.

[QUOTE] Then she started puberty at 2

🤣🤣 She's been overweight all her life but pious fraus here always insist it's a phase she'll grow out of.

She doesn't look happy to be so big.

R86 the issue I imagine is more that cameras are trained on her for no reason, that she's starting to experience the horror of hormones, and that her dress is childish and unflattering and dated (it's giving late 2010s Tumblr pastels). Her hair and jewellery in that picture are pretty though, and I think she has a really cute attractive face that she'll grow into beautifully.

Massive legs too. No way is she playing sport regularly.

Agree she could be pretty if she dropped 40lbs ... but she's a spoilt brat so she won't. Doting David probably orders pizza for her whenever she asks.

^ There's a video floating around of David and Harper in some exotic place looking for ice cream at 9:00 AM. In the video David keeps telling Harper, "Don't tell your mother or we'll both be in big trouble"

David is an enabler

R90 an enabler...of his child enjoying normal life and culture in another country, of which food is a part?

Dgmw, I'm usually the last person on Earth defending straight men (I'm one of those eeeeeeevil misandrist dykes), but David seriously isn't the worst father alive, especially by a celeb yardstick. At least he doesn't judge Harper, restrict her from living, force her into a painful sexist mold, or expect her to be anything other than what she is.

[QUOTE] David is an enabler

Yep. Victoria probably tries to encourage Harper to eat healthily but gets nowhere.

[QUOTE] (I'm one of those eeeeeeevil misandrist dykes

I bet you're a big lass yourself, aren't you?

Leave the poor kid alone. Kids should be off limits for mocking. You can make fun of adults but not kids.

R93 150 lbs and 5"7, most of it in the tits so...not really :/ Am a 5 facially so make fun of me about that if you want, idc.

But I wouldn't waste your breath, Love; any mud you could sling has already been slung by others or eaten by me in a femcel spiral, so. You probably want a more fun and more spotless victim who's likely to struggle and protest.

@r91, I'm not fat, my mother let me eat ice cream, but never, EVER at 9:00AM 😳

Stop bullying kids.

She’s a cute kid but that strapless dress is terrible and not really age-appropriate for a 10 year old.

[quote] In the video David keeps telling Harper, "Don't tell your mother or we'll both be in big trouble".

Pure theatre.

Everyone knows by now that David & Victoria lead more or less separate lives, and only legally remain married and share a home as a business agreement and for the sake of the kids (well, 'kid' now, since Harper Seven is the only real minor one left to raise). It's a lucrative amicable 'marriage' of convenience, for the brand, because they're both worth less apart financially--especially Vic, who for all her faults is savvy and ego-free enough to realise that. They may still have a bit of fond feeling for one another and may have actually genuinely been in love for a few years to start with and when procreating, but by now there's no conjugal feeling or passion left (the same with many married couples, tbf). They've both been 'cheating' since the start, sleep and eat apart, have their own individual social lives and circles that don't mix, rarely confer beyond matters to do with the kids and the joint business--and why not, if you've got the money and security? It's not like they're nightly sitting across from each other over takeaway and Gogglebox sniping at each other when they don't have to.

Compare to recently-divorced Jamie & Louis Redknapp, who had a nasty break-up a few years ago that catalysed over cheating and sexual incompatibility/experimentation and empty-nesting, among other things. They as a couple were also worth a bit more as united front and brand, booking adverts & ambassadorships and such, but because they really were closely enmeshed and did have quite long-lasting feelings and desire for one another (as well as for other people), the marriage couldn't withstand obvious infidelity and the like. They didn't have the cool businesslike approach to their image and their relationship that the Beckhams do. Jamie now has another younger spouse (a blonde foreign model, of course) who he's knocked up, and Louis is a single MILF, and both of their stock has taken a nosedive. That would be the profile of the Beckhams now, were it not for the media obsession with them and their own brilliant PR snowjob.

^ You got all of that out of an ice cream cone? 🤦‍♂️

R100, no, just from following football culture all my life (since the 2000s), and having a few second-third hand contacts.

Americans think we're overstating how salient Posh & Becks were in popular culture at one point, but for a decade you couldn't move in British entertainment or sport without hearing something or other about them. It's quite a relief that their star has dimmed, and frankly I feel it would be best for all concerned if their children became no more famous than they are.

^ "Beckham" is still a money-making brand for all involved and has everything to do with looks. They married-off the loser Brooklyn. They just don't know how to market the chubby one 🤔

If you let a kid eat ice cream at 9:00 am, they have the whole day to burn up the calories.

^ What about the cookies for lunch and the pie for dinner? Not to mention the Ho Hos and Ding-Dongs before bed

Hope that Harper was watching the Lionesses intently this evening

Vicky needs to read her Lacan

M&s Wattpad at R99.

Harper is already fatter than all the Lionesses.

Full English breakfast at 8am.

Ice cream at 9am.

Pizza and chips for lunch with chocolate fudge cake or similar for dessert.

Crisps and biscuits in the afternoon.

Three course evening meal.

Sweets and crisps while watching TV before bedtime.

^OP and other Yanks who don't know anything about Prem/football lore and only became plastic fans recently because they Netflixed 'All Or Nothing Arsenal' and 'Welcome to Wrexham' are so fucking funny. you don't know what you're doing mate. it's like if I started rabbiting on about NFL as if I'm an expert because I watched the Superbowl intently for the first time last year

Harps if you ever stumble across this thread do not listen to these bitter old whores. You’re doing amazing sweetie🙏

She's now 13 and much bigger than her mother.