Melissa Etheridge Is Morbidly Obese

She ain’t coming to no window!

Looks like a bad angle

Old Fat Lesbian (OFLe) Syndrome

What do you think is her favorite food?

Pink tacos, R4.

I guess this upsets DL lesbians.

When you've eaten the clam of every quasi lesbian in the world, what else is there to do other than to move on to real food?

[quote] Looks like a bad angle

Read this as "looks like a bald eagle".

She’s slumped down. She hasn’t been starving herself like much of Hollywood (enjoy that bone broth, Margot and Gwynnie!) but looks normal to me.

this is the result when you fuck crazy, impregnate crazy, stay forever linked to your exes because you're a crazy stalker bitch.. .

and a long history of boozing and drugs.

Bloated from overexposure to yeasts, like guys who drink too much beer.

R1 only the drive thru window

Being fat and eating a high sugar/starch diet increases risk of cancer or re-occurrence.

He one kid unalived himself, wonder if she sees the younger ones? Whatever happened to nutty TLM?

[quote]Whatever happened to nutty TLM?

She's lived a low-key life with her second wife and the kids from her marriage to Etheridge.

Glad to hear that, R14. Etheridge treated her quite badly from what I recall.

[quote] Her one kid unalived himself

Oh, for Christ's sake.

It's called killing oneself. Euphemisms don't make the fact of suicide any less grim, and they also don't somehow protect anyone from it. Please keep that crap on Twitter, where it belongs.

Rock Star / Activist / Carb Enthusiast

r15 And she acted like a loon, though yes, Etheridg4e was a mega cunt gaslighting her (as she had all her exes), so she only had the media and social media as an outlet... she's still a basic bitch but continues to appear in bit roles now and again. Just avoids discussing Etheridge now.

Wow that’s a gunt?

An overweight lesbian?! I never thought I’d live to see the day!

maybe she's preggers?

could happen

I have never really followed her personal life so I am a bit surprised read about her behavior with women. That said, where can I read more about this? 😁

Or, maybe she stress ate after losing her only son to an opioid OD? Weight issues, be it gain or loss, after tragedy isn't uncommon, especially for older adults.

It was obvious her son's death was just a minor distraction from her moveable feast.

Why, I never thought you had lived to see ANYTHING, Ms. Keller R20!

But really: holy mother of Hell.

She and Julie did Lou Diamond Phillips dirty.

[quote]OP: Sad.

Dear one, maybe it's not fat but rather a plethora of tumors and stagnant lymph as her remission ends.

There. Does that make you feel better?

I think she looks great!

I don't know her.

R23, I believe she had a set of younger B/G twins, so, one son left? Not sure she sees much of the kids with TLM.

Isn’t she in her late 50’s? Most women gain wait after menopause. She is not close to morbidly obese. At least not in the US.

“But I”m the only one who’ll waddle across the fire for you”

C’mon bring some donuts baby…c’mon bring me pizza darlin…

“Angel Food Cake, never came down”.

Somebody bring me some batter… some cake batter

I think that most of the thespians don't worry about those things like weight and looks as much as the gay boyz.

With a gunt like that, when she looks down, she can't even see her strap-on!

R35 🤣

This thread is hilarious

I want to come over... and eat

I refuse to feel shame or guilt over my Mother's gunt. She made her choices.

r32 Leave. 😭

If she was on long term meds for her breast cancer, it can also be a factor for weight gain.

I'm the only one who can eat a whole cheesecake for you!

That doesn't look like a normal fat person. That looks like she's ill.

[quote]He one kid unalived himself[/quote]

What the fuck is that suppose to mean? He killed himself?

[quote]He one kid unalived himself[/quote]

What the fuck is that suppose to mean? He killed himself?

Maybe she does feel bad and somewhat responsible for her sons death. She said she takes no responsibility for Beckett death and I agree with her... to a point. She must grieve though. After all David Crosby was his biological father. What'd she expect? Still I feel bad about that kid and for her too. I don't know JMO.

Does she drink? Looks like a beer belly.

It looks like ascites.

What would cause that, R49?

r47 I see what you mean. I can't imagine knowingly choosing a known drug addict as the sperm donor/father of my child. Addiction has a genetic link. So, her blaming herself for that is understandable. It's one thing when you're a reckless straight woman who gets knocked up by some addict and keeps the kid. She actually chose his addict sperm knowing that any child conceived could potentially inherit that genetic flaw. I, personally, would never forgive myself.

I agree, and you said it better than me. I don't get it either.

R49, you are not this woman's physician. Stop playing doctor. It looks like a sugar belly. She needs to get on a healthy diet and exercise.

r53 Or it could be increased cortisol levels due to stress. High production of cortisol causes belly fat that is hard to get rid of. Or maybe it's Cushing Syndrome.

This is why I freaked out at Sutton at the charity event!

I hate it when bitches get fat.

What's the matter, OP.

Another Friday night with nothing to do ?

Post a picture of yourself, OP.

Is she really or is it just "what many people are saying"?

Didn’t she majorly fuck over her ex wife?

She looks like a Broadway stage manager.

She’s been eating way too much pussy!

She looks like a very large girl.

A very large gurl diddling herself.

Any vids of her diddling herself? Yum yum yummy!!

Oh dear I hope she’s okay

Late middle age obesity is no joke

r48 she was known as one of Ellen's drinking buddies.

and there were rumours as to her extensive drug usage... not just the pot she was caught with... given her choice of company and their extensive, more documented usage at time. Although, at the height of her pot usage alone, some would say she could have given Snoop a run for his money.

But given regional genetics, she fits into the normal bounds of fatties with shitty diets... there's a number of comparable celebs that turned into similar looking troglodytes by 60 with an all carb diet.

And I'm the only one who'll eat an entire pie for you!

Lay off the pizza Melissa. You a fat gurl.

I’ll be home soon!

Does anyone believe if her mannish looking bitch ever got as fat as she is now she wouldn't drop her in an instant?

r21

She’s been eating too many Little Debbie’s.

R17 or Suzy Qs

r78 Sara Lee, Betty Crocker, Mrs Butterworth...

stuffed full of ladyfingers

there are healthier options for vaginatarians

Lezbod.

It always cracked me up that Etheridge seemed so smug about taking Lou Diamond Phillips' wife, Julie Cypher (and if ever a name was appropriate hers is the one), and then Cypher turned around after being together for more than a decade and told Etheridge "I'm not a lesbian and I never was." That's hilarious.

R81 jeezus! I'm just ... gross.

Julie has said that Melissa’s pussy stunk. She is not clean - down there.

Come to my big hole, crawl inside, wait for your doom (in the future, inevitable divorce).

Please baby please bring me a whole pie. my stomach is grumbling, my tummy is rumbling and I need to satisfy.