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My new Never-Fail Recipe for Tantalizing Pancakes Barbara

I've enjoyed sharing with you little people my all-original recipes for meals, but I must admit that it bothers me a whit you never enthuse after I've shared them with you how much they have improved your little lives. So from now on, I've decided the price is that for my sharing these recipes with you you are required to post here afterwards how delicious my recipes were and how they made your lives better, in lengthy detail.

So I thought I'd share with you my sp3cial recipe for tantalizing pancakes Barbara, which i plan to whip up this weekend for guests.

Gagg's Never-Fail Recipe for Tantalizing Pancakes Barbara

Make one 8" crêpe per serving.

Slather with sweetened whipped cream and then create a trellis of good hot chocolate sauce across the top.

Add a few perfectly shaped balls of vanilla ice cream and garnish with blanched walnuts.

It's all my own recipe and you must tell your guests this as you serve them and make their mouths water.

by Anonymousreply 15April 3, 2023 8:51 PM

0/10

by Anonymousreply 1March 29, 2023 12:08 AM

And now a Gregg parody thread.

The Gregg haters have succeeded in making him an enshrined Data Lounger.

Congratulations.

by Anonymousreply 2March 29, 2023 12:19 AM

I don’t eat fag food

by Anonymousreply 3March 29, 2023 12:20 AM

r3 = Matt Damon

by Anonymousreply 4March 29, 2023 12:24 AM

Gagg, you copied and pasted that from Elsie de Wolfe's recipe, as prepared in egregiously unappetizing fashion by the Restaurant Walterspiel in Munich, Germany.

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by Anonymousreply 5April 3, 2023 6:04 PM

Pancakesh Barbara.

by Anonymousreply 6April 3, 2023 6:10 PM
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by Anonymousreply 7April 3, 2023 6:11 PM

Wasn’t that a recipe Sue Ann Nivens came up with?

by Anonymousreply 8April 3, 2023 6:31 PM

It's just pancakes with shit dumped on them.

by Anonymousreply 9April 3, 2023 6:40 PM

You couldn't pay me to eat that, R5.

by Anonymousreply 10April 3, 2023 6:48 PM

Do you serve it alongside Kwanzaa cake?

by Anonymousreply 11April 3, 2023 6:53 PM

Must I blanch the walnuts?

by Anonymousreply 12April 3, 2023 6:57 PM

No, Blanche can blanch the walnuts.

by Anonymousreply 13April 3, 2023 7:00 PM

Pro-tip: replace the ice cream balls with scoops of raw chocolate chip cookie batter that’s been left to sit in room temperature, or better yet: the sun, for at least 3 hours, to ensure softness. Especially for you, Gagg!

by Anonymousreply 14April 3, 2023 7:45 PM

It's wrong! SHOCKINGLY wrong!!!

by Anonymousreply 15April 3, 2023 8:51 PM
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