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"For I never saw true beauty until this night"

Was there ever a more beautiful face than Sarah's? Not even Elizabeth Taylor or Vivien Leigh in their prime were as stunning. Compare to the vapid teenage and young women of today - with all the lip fillers, jaw implants, tattoed eyebrows, heavy makeup, loads of instagaram and tiktok filters - and none look this good. This is a candid photo, no filter, no nothing, just true beauty.

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by Anonymousreply 32March 29, 2023 7:24 AM


by Anonymousreply 1March 26, 2023 4:28 AM

Demure yet breathtaking.

My partner and I hope to go poly with her, so she can look us both in the eye at once as we embrace.

by Anonymousreply 2March 26, 2023 4:29 AM


by Anonymousreply 3March 26, 2023 4:30 AM

Beat with an ugly stick.

by Anonymousreply 4March 26, 2023 4:31 AM


by Anonymousreply 5March 26, 2023 4:31 AM

Uglier than a bucketful of assholes

by Anonymousreply 6March 26, 2023 4:33 AM

I hate to say this, but Huckabeast is a tad better looking than Marjorie Taylor Greene. MTG is more freakish looking.

Huckabeast will probably be miserable at state governor events because her fellow Republicunt governor Kristi Noem will also be at those events. Noem isn't extremely attractive, but at this point she's only the female governor who isn't an old lady or a fug. Huckabeast probably wishes she Noem's looks.

by Anonymousreply 7March 26, 2023 4:38 AM

When Aidy Bryant played Sarah on SNL, I hated that the makeup artists didn't try to make her "ugly" for the part. It was the same with Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway. They could have put hag or meth face makeup on Kate to make her look more like the real Kellyanne.

by Anonymousreply 8March 26, 2023 4:46 AM

You know the saying: "Beauty is skin deep. But ugly cuts straight to the bone." It's like her ugly soul just comes seeping through.

by Anonymousreply 9March 26, 2023 4:56 AM

Poor thing her parents were too cheap to at least pay for some cosmetic work for her face when she was a teenager.

by Anonymousreply 10March 26, 2023 5:19 AM

If yiou've ever seen her brothers, they are even homelier.

by Anonymousreply 11March 28, 2023 10:32 PM

The Huckabeast is one of the best DL monikers evah.

by Anonymousreply 12March 28, 2023 10:35 PM

She reminds me of someone ...

I could put my finger on it, but have no desire to do so.

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by Anonymousreply 13March 28, 2023 10:43 PM

It looks like her makeup artist had an epileptic attack halfway through.

by Anonymousreply 14March 28, 2023 10:53 PM

That is the hardest 40 yr old I've ever seen. Why doesn't she get some work done?

by Anonymousreply 15March 28, 2023 11:44 PM

R15 Surgeons might have refused to work on her.

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by Anonymousreply 17March 28, 2023 11:57 PM

Charles Laughton would never get the part today.

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by Anonymousreply 18March 29, 2023 12:04 AM

I saw pictures of her as a teen ager, and in that hideous family she likely was the "looker". Then hormones and genes took over. I noticed when she was the WH press sec, she wore very short skirts. Someone sometime must have told her that her legs were her best feature. They were wrong. She continues to wear very short skirts.

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by Anonymousreply 19March 29, 2023 12:18 AM

This needs a NSFL spoiler.

by Anonymousreply 20March 29, 2023 12:21 AM

đŸ˜‚ Beat with an ugly stick ?

She got lost in the forest during a tornado.

by Anonymousreply 21March 29, 2023 12:25 AM

Incredibly, she's the 'pretty' one in the family.

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by Anonymousreply 22March 29, 2023 12:27 AM

R19 Her legs are ham hocks, and those horizontal stripes make her look pregnant with twins. She desperately needs a stylist.

by Anonymousreply 23March 29, 2023 12:56 AM

R22, the Dog is more attractive than any of the Huckabee family in that picture, Southern Fried Ugly...

by Anonymousreply 24March 29, 2023 1:18 AM

I can't believe Ron DeSantis and Huckabeast are in their early 40s. They both look a hard 55.

by Anonymousreply 25March 29, 2023 1:21 AM

I've heard of a bulldog but this heifer mix shows the cowdog is even homelier.

by Anonymousreply 26March 29, 2023 1:24 AM

[quote]Incredibly, she's the 'pretty' one in the family.

They all look like potatoes.

by Anonymousreply 27March 29, 2023 1:30 AM

Plain as a mud fence, as my grandmother used to say.

by Anonymousreply 28March 29, 2023 1:51 AM

She looks like a trans person who started the transitioning process but ran out of money.

by Anonymousreply 29March 29, 2023 7:03 AM

[quote]Plain as a mud fence, as my grandmother used to say.

Mine would have called her "uglier than homemade sin."

by Anonymousreply 30March 29, 2023 7:08 AM

R29 There was some pic of her I saw online where she looked a fatter version of Caitlyn Jenner.

by Anonymousreply 31March 29, 2023 7:15 AM

You are just jealous that she is a respectable female governor who also gets loads of hot cock and…

Oh who am I kidding. Chrissy Metz, I could pretend. Sarah? She is a beast.

by Anonymousreply 32March 29, 2023 7:24 AM
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