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This Goldfish Is Definitely A Datalounger

Massive goldfish the size of footballs are cloning themselves in Ontario lakes

The ubiquitous household goldfish can be found mindlessly swimming laps around fishbowls and aquariums worldwide, but when released into wild settings like Ontario lakes, these small fish can grow to absolutely gargantuan sizes comparable to an American football.

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by Anonymousreply 14March 26, 2023 11:15 PM

Holy carp

by Anonymousreply 1March 26, 2023 1:02 AM

I don’t know about the ones in the picture but the feeder goldfish can live 50-75 years.

by Anonymousreply 2March 26, 2023 1:08 AM

Don't be koi, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3March 26, 2023 1:09 AM

The goldfish don't even need a male goldfish to reproduce. Just like a Datalounger

They are self sufficient in that area

by Anonymousreply 4March 26, 2023 2:08 PM

Fat whore!

by Anonymousreply 5March 26, 2023 2:09 PM


No, it's a dad bod

by Anonymousreply 6March 26, 2023 7:58 PM

Sounds perfectly lovely and natural for our untainted natural bodies of water. What could go wrong?

by Anonymousreply 7March 26, 2023 8:05 PM

How is he a Datalounger?

by Anonymousreply 8March 26, 2023 8:34 PM

*Or she

by Anonymousreply 9March 26, 2023 8:35 PM

Or they.

by Anonymousreply 10March 26, 2023 8:56 PM

are they edible? probably not but maybe?

by Anonymousreply 11March 26, 2023 9:06 PM

^ my question exactly

Good sushi? Or are they good fried?

by Anonymousreply 12March 26, 2023 9:21 PM

Doing it for the culture. They won’t be limited by too small bowls any more. This goes out to all the goldies that lived before.

by Anonymousreply 13March 26, 2023 9:42 PM

Do they spend every waking hour bitching about the slutty salmon and basic bass?

by Anonymousreply 14March 26, 2023 11:15 PM
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