Vera would bring in the Johns by shoving a whole box of straws up her hairy pussy while chain smoking.
Let’s Be “Alice” If Mel’s Diner Was Actually A Brothel
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 28, 2023 10:12 AM |
You mean it wasn't?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 25, 2023 9:07 PM |
For $50 bucks you can kiss one of my grits.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 25, 2023 9:07 PM |
"Kiss my tits!"
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 25, 2023 9:14 PM |
I’m the hooker with the heart of gold. I’m the only one who isn’t inappropriate with Alice’s son Tommy. I tell him, “Nevermind pimpin’ like Mel. Go to Arizona State and BE somebody!”
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 25, 2023 9:14 PM |
R3 Winner
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 25, 2023 9:14 PM |
"Tahwmee, come rub Mama's feet and back...I hadda do a double shift, and I smell like dirty trucker."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 25, 2023 9:26 PM |
As they say at the phone company, HELL-O!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 25, 2023 9:30 PM |
I'm Tommy, and I'm making more money than anyone else here.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 25, 2023 9:44 PM |
Tahmee, I told you to stop using those horse teeth when you're giving a blow job!
If I have to give one more refund, you're going to have to start wearing your mouth guard again!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 25, 2023 10:59 PM |
Mel's "Coffee" was code for customers who had a taste for dark meat...
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 27, 2023 4:26 PM |
Op and your replies…..
Get it all out of your system.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 27, 2023 4:31 PM |
Mel's Chili Special?
Well, let's just say Erna would know all about that.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 27, 2023 4:37 PM |
Jump back!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 27, 2023 4:48 PM |
Alice, was a tired old Madam, who pretended to be a "fresh freckled face" in the neighborhood.
Nobody bought it.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 27, 2023 4:55 PM |
Alice made Tahmee put "love beads" all around her section...for privacy...when she was "entertaining" big groups
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 27, 2023 5:24 PM |
There's a new girl in town ...
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 27, 2023 5:25 PM |
Mel became a Fred Garvin he would have sex with men and he was a TOTAL TOP
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 27, 2023 6:25 PM |
Why did the sitcom stray from the movie's portrayal of a divorced woman setting-off on a new life and- hopefully- a new career playing music? It ended-up just being cranky diner humor.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 27, 2023 7:00 PM |
Do you have some sort of businesswomen's special?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 27, 2023 7:51 PM |
"Hey, to the old broad who keeps playing the piano and shrieking off key, SHUT UP!"
"I'm trying to have some fun with my gal Vera, and your killing the mood!"
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 27, 2023 8:37 PM |
Scat take on a whole different meaning.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 27, 2023 9:25 PM |
What about Mel’s mother? With her big mouth, she could probably suck dick and balls all at once.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 27, 2023 9:33 PM |
You got to move like the waves in the ocean, uh-huh!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 27, 2023 9:35 PM |
When Flo says "Adam and Eve on a raft"...it means something completely different
If you like scat, ask for Alice.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 28, 2023 10:12 AM |