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DL favorite, Sarah Jessica Parker, turns 58 today!

Happy birthday, Sarah!

She shares a birthday with:

Lee Pace: 44

Marcia Cross: 61

Elton John: 76

Anita Bryant - 83 - Cunt

Gloria Steinem: 89

Aretha Franklin - Dead

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by Anonymousreply 13March 25, 2023 10:08 PM

Lee Pace is only 44? I guess his career started early because he seems older than that.

by Anonymousreply 1March 25, 2023 11:16 AM

I'm sending her a "chocolate" pie.

by Anonymousreply 2March 25, 2023 11:16 AM

Pee Lace looks hot!

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by Anonymousreply 3March 25, 2023 11:18 AM

I know she's not loved her, but I like Sarah!

by Anonymousreply 4March 25, 2023 11:22 AM

And just like that she's almost 60!

by Anonymousreply 5March 25, 2023 11:34 AM

How old is 58 in horse years? 🤔

by Anonymousreply 6March 25, 2023 11:56 AM

R6, Google tells me a horse year is equal to 6 1/2 human years, so , Dear Sarah is 377!

by Anonymousreply 7March 25, 2023 12:10 PM

She’s still a filly to me,

by Anonymousreply 8March 25, 2023 12:13 PM

SHE has a very prominent Adam’s apple 🍎 for a woman 👩

by Anonymousreply 9March 25, 2023 12:31 PM

Those just look like platysmal bands to me.

by Anonymousreply 10March 25, 2023 12:38 PM

I'm celebrating my birthday with some piping hot heterosexual sex with my husband! Ooo doggie, just cannot WAIT!

by Anonymousreply 11March 25, 2023 3:21 PM

Of course, I'm fantasizing that Lee is telling me to get down on my knees.....

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by Anonymousreply 12March 25, 2023 3:22 PM

Gay Icon.

by Anonymousreply 13March 25, 2023 10:08 PM
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