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I need Roy Kent or Ryan Reynolds to fuck me right now. Quite deeply. I would prefer Roy but would settle for RR.

Am I wrong to state my needs?

by Anonymousreply 17March 25, 2023 10:11 PM

The line is so long for Roy Kent.

It will take years to get as far back in the line as you are, hon.

by Anonymousreply 1March 25, 2023 1:17 AM

l love Ryan Reynolds too OP.

by Anonymousreply 2March 25, 2023 1:28 AM

Is this Kevin Sessums?

by Anonymousreply 3March 25, 2023 1:29 AM

R3 I don’t know her.

by Anonymousreply 4March 25, 2023 1:31 AM

[quote]OP, from another thread: Pym was described by The Times of London as one of the ten most underrated writers of the 20th century.

I don't think either would be interested in such a pretentious ass no matter how desperate they were.

by Anonymousreply 5March 25, 2023 1:32 AM

Who is Roy Kent?

by Anonymousreply 6March 25, 2023 1:35 AM

R6 Google it, you FAT WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 7March 25, 2023 1:38 AM

Ryan Reynolds?



by Anonymousreply 8March 25, 2023 1:46 AM

OP you should let Roy Kent and Ryan Reynolds know, they might oblige you.

by Anonymousreply 9March 25, 2023 1:46 AM

He's here

He's there

He's every fucking where

He's in OP's hole


by Anonymousreply 10March 25, 2023 7:30 PM

Again Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

by Anonymousreply 11March 25, 2023 7:48 PM

Jaaa-mie Tartt doo doo doo doo doo doo

by Anonymousreply 12March 25, 2023 7:49 PM

Close ya legs to married men.

by Anonymousreply 13March 25, 2023 8:04 PM

One's a real person and one's a fictional character, so I'm a little confused. So you want Roy Kent to fuck you, but not Brett Goldstein?

by Anonymousreply 14March 25, 2023 8:10 PM

R14 The personality of Roy Kent the character is half the attraction.

by Anonymousreply 15March 25, 2023 9:10 PM

Exactly R15.

It's DL, R14, not brain surgery.

Brett is apparently a total teddy bear IRL but Roy seems like the kind of guy who would spit on your face before he slaps his dick on it.

by Anonymousreply 16March 25, 2023 9:34 PM

What is Ryan Reynolds’ skin color?

by Anonymousreply 17March 25, 2023 10:11 PM
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