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Way back when thread

Way back when…. We didn’t have porn. We used our minds to get off.

by Anonymousreply 10March 25, 2023 3:26 PM

Sweetie, there's always been porn.

by Anonymousreply 1March 24, 2023 10:49 PM

We didn’t have fancy sex toys either. We used cucumbers and zucchini out of our own gardens.

by Anonymousreply 2March 24, 2023 10:53 PM

They had those too.

We didn’t have smartphones. We had those big Bakelite things wired to the wall.

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by Anonymousreply 3March 24, 2023 11:21 PM

I miss my bakelite ass 🔌

by Anonymousreply 4March 24, 2023 11:24 PM

Woncha eat my asshole?

by Anonymousreply 5March 24, 2023 11:25 PM

[quote] We used our minds to get off.

Speak for yourself, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 6March 25, 2023 12:02 AM

My asshole is a pig

by Anonymousreply 7March 25, 2023 12:03 AM

I remember walks in the woods to pick wild flowers. Sticking them all up in my hairy ass

by Anonymousreply 8March 25, 2023 3:21 PM

We used to poke at each other with sticks.

by Anonymousreply 9March 25, 2023 3:24 PM

Is a stick up your ass now r9?

by Anonymousreply 10March 25, 2023 3:26 PM
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